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Fics that make you say, 'That was bloody awesome people'
Humorish, may or may not have slash,may or may not have crossovers. As long as it is turly Harry Pottery cool it might be found here.

Harry Potter: Raven by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
.AU. Harry Potter is the Boy Who Lived. Harry Potter is the most powerful being of his generation. Harry Potter is the son of the demon Trigon. He is Raven of the Teen Titans. CHP 18 UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 92,488 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 1,522 - Follows: 1,302 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Harry P., OC
Among The Hawks And Doves by Eirenei reviews
Love lurks in the most unusual places...Huh - who would've thought that one of those places is an interrogation room? This is Slash and descriptions of gore. You were warned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 73,328 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 3,219 - Follows: 3,681 - Updated: 4/1/2016 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Harry P., Ibiki M.
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 6,843 - Follows: 1,431 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Hanging by a Moment by Unwritten.25 reviews
HPNaruto crossover. SLASH. When Naruto ends up at Hogwarts due to a freak accident, he attaches himself to the most unapproachable person there. But that's Naruto for you. SSNU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 101,619 - Reviews: 1211 - Favs: 1,815 - Follows: 2,050 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Severus S., Naruto U.
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1465 - Favs: 3,980 - Follows: 3,057 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
The Visitor by Lady Sophie of Lalaland reviews
A woman from the real world is thrown into the world of Harry Potter, and her foreknowledge of events can be used to save lives, as well as redeeming a bitter potions master.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 110 - Words: 371,763 - Reviews: 1281 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Severus S., OC
Die, Dumbledore, Die! by PhoenixPhlame reviews
Whoever wrote the book on phoenixes couldn't have been more wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Fawkes, Albus D.
Harry Potter and the Arcana by the Imaginizer reviews
Harry Potter's life as we know it is entrenched with destiny, sewn together like a tightly plotted book. But what if his bond with destiny was far more imminent? What if whatever card said that Harry Potter is rubbish at divination was turned upside down? Discontinued, for all intents and purposes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 167,030 - Reviews: 1690 - Favs: 2,918 - Follows: 2,945 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Harry P.
The Traveler by Bolmeteus6 reviews
A boy was born, but only to die. The next day, he awoke to find himself as a babe once again, at the start of what would become a regular event. Dimension Travel upon birth story. Some Twilight-bashing involved.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,333 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
A Necessary Gift: A Harry Potter Story by cosette-aimee reviews
The war drags on after Voldemort's defeat and the Order of the Phoenix is fighting a losing battle. When Harry is hit by yet another killing curse, he wakes up years in the past and in an alternate reality. As an unknown child in a foreign world, Harry has a chance to change the outcome of the war - while dealing with new magical talents, pureblood politics and Black family drama.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 178,578 - Reviews: 4056 - Favs: 10,442 - Follows: 12,423 - Updated: 3/12/2016 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Bloody Crimson by SoraDreams reviews
AU, Orphaned, Harry Potter was raised up by a family friend in the practices of Blood Magic after his parents' deaths. He enters a world where Voldermort has control over Britain and brings with him a power that hasn't been seen before since Merlin's time
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,725 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Draco's Guard by TheCISL23 reviews
Naruto was given a mission: Protect and guard Draco Malfoy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,600 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Draco M., Naruto U.
Dragonriders, Part 1 by MrsChurch reviews
Future fic, totally Gen. A potion, ruined, but not destroyed, by a fool throwing a book into it. An empathic Albus Potter. And 32 newly minted dragon eggs. The wizarding world will never be the same. Chapter 5 is up!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,979 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Albus S. P.
Teacher by romanescue reviews
Harry never wanted to be a teacher, especially not for a much too hyperactive neon-orange brat of a boy, but a favor promised is a favor kept. Features a quasi-super-but-reluctant!Harry and a motivated-but-not-super!Naruto. ON HOLD, considering rewrite.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,088 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 1,851 - Follows: 2,510 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U.
The MenaceWholived by curiouskitty14 reviews
Voldemort Sommons a naruto who has taken over Kyuubi's role as a fire demon.Poor Voldemort Didn't know what he was getting into.No Pairings
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Voldemort, Naruto U.
Summoning Help by traviswj reviews
When Naruto is approached to steal the Forbidden Scroll of Sealing, he accidently steals a summoning scroll instead, and signs it. How will this one little mistake change everything?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Naruto U.
En Route by Embarr reviews
Years after Voldemort's death, Harry and Luna's journey in search of mysterious objects lands them in the Hidden Countries. They must collect the lost pieces of a forgotten past while facing the world of ninjas. Things are going to be interesting...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,315 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U.
The Great Escape by Barrel of Monkeys reviews
Harry runs away from Hogwarts, only to be found by Neji Hyuuga. Gen.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,758 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 1,794 - Follows: 1,119 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Harry P., Neji H. - Complete
Interfering Brats by Crossover For Idiots reviews
Rose, Albus, and Scorpius are Interfering Brats and proud of it. So when they discover a chance to change the past they take it. Packing up Harry's biographies the Brats send the books back hoping a different time line will be helped by them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,521 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Harry P., Albus S. P.
The Choice by Crossover For Idiots reviews
"Right." Harry said knowing he wasn't going to like this, but at least he'd chosen it. One choice after a lifetime of none. The next moment Uchiha Haruto opened his eyes a second after he was destined to die. Re-Writing and Outlining, Returning Christmas Day 2013.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,960 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Harry P., Itachi U.
Doomed to Repetition by Lee Black reviews
A mysterious boy shows up in the hallway of Slytherin Manor, with no name and no idea how he got there. Rated M for future violence and possibly more. Future Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 210 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
Donahue by Lee Black reviews
When Harry appeared on her doorstep and she read the letter in his basket, Petunia Dursley didn't have it in her to mistreat the infant. Instead, she brought him inside and resolved to raise her nephew in a way that his parents apparently didn't care to.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,154 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 3,119 - Follows: 4,131 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Voldemort, Harry P.
You've Forgotten Who I Am by CastlePhoenix reviews
When Harry suffers amnesia, the job falls to Snape to help Harry regain both his memory and his skills. Will Snape be able to let go of his preconceptions? When Harry remembers just who Snape is, will he be able to forgive him in time? AU OOTP, No Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 113,342 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Warlock of Slytherin by Romantic Silence reviews
After his mother died, his father abandoned him with his relatives. Harry grew up emulating his uncle, a shrewd businessman. With his best friend and neighbor, Hermione, by his side, he has big plans to be at the top! However, his plans get derailed when it's revealed that not only is he a wizard, but his father is one too and that his twin brother is the famous Boy Who Lived!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,944 - Reviews: 1669 - Favs: 4,896 - Follows: 5,847 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Harry Potter Omake Files: Innortal Style by Innortal reviews
Hogwarts, welcome to the Time Loops.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,419 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 9/1/2007
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