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Humorish, may or may not have slash,may or may not have crossovers. As long as it is turly Harry Pottery cool it might be found here. |
On a Train, Switching Tracks by
Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 3,790 - Follows: 3,064 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
The Wand Shop Sketch by
NothingPretentious reviews
"Do you have any wands?" - "Well," Ollivander exclaimed, "I'm afraid we don't get much call for them around these parts, sir." - "Not mu-? they're the most popular tool for casting spells in the world!" - "Not round these parts, sir," Ollivander smiled.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 58 - Published: 11/18/2011 - G. Ollivander - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by
NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 4,102 - Follows: 847 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Iruka at Hogwarts by
KT-chan88 reviews
Iruka was a sensible man, really. Ok, so jumping into a swirling vortex to save Naruto was not really a work of a sensible man. It seemed like a good idea at the time... NO SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,490 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Severus S., Iruka U.
Absorbed In His Reading by
fringeperson reviews
oneshot, complete, don't own. Harry likes to get lost in a good book, but someone else just wants him to get lost. A bit of magic and Harry suddenly realises new meaning in that phrase. Well, at least he's making friends... HxL implied
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,569 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 1,401 - Follows: 355 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Harry P., Legolas - Complete
Calculation by
fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1307 - Favs: 13,668 - Follows: 3,569 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
To Lose It All by
Kirodan reviews
Cannon compliant;Time Travel story;HPSS;Hogwarts years. Mr. Potter goes back in time, wishing to save Severus Snape's life. But Fate has a mind of its own, not to mention strict rules, and so Harry finds himself starting his life over as an 11-year-old.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,979 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
Make It or Break It by
Dreamyin reviews
Harry Potter can't get a break. In Voldemort's last attempt to kill Harry in the Final Battle, Harry is whisked away to another universe. Now alone in Naruto's hectic world, how long will Harry's luck allow him to get around unnoticed? "I'm so screwed..."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 68,624 - Reviews: 998 - Favs: 3,236 - Follows: 3,854 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Marauders of the Mind by
Moonsign reviews
Post-DH, Pre-Epilogue. The Wizarding world is slowly recovering, and Hogwarts is re-opened. Harry Potter struggles to become a good DADA teacher, but it’s hard when a large portion of his mind is commandeered by four familiar Marauders. Slash and het.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 151,840 - Reviews: 2136 - Favs: 2,698 - Follows: 2,987 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Harry P.
Continuing the Cycle by
Phantom Feline reviews
POLL RESULT; PROFILE Harry thought he would die; had anticipated it, even. So now what will he do in this new world, one without magic? Not to say that there isn't power lurking here... With snakes calling him 'Lord', and everyone else saying 'Abomination', is it any surprise that he's not going to have an easy time settling down? HP AU. Eventual Naruto AU. Slow paced. Dark Themes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 133,617 - Reviews: 2341 - Favs: 4,670 - Follows: 5,379 - Updated: 4/9/2016 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P.
Twelve Turns Ago by
Animal Arithmetic reviews
Harry told the two his idea. He told them he planned to save himself from the Dursley's first, and how he was going to save Sirius... He told them how he planned to destroy every last Horcrux and how he was going to save them. Time travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,885 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
To Recollect the Future by
oliver.snape reviews
Hindsight is 20/20, but when Harry's last steps into the forest set him back further than he'd ever thought, he never realised how grateful he'd be to have Snape there to help too. Mentor/guardian fic, time travel, but not cliched.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 74,014 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 2,779 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wrath of Jashin by
MegaKiraraLover reviews
After his defeat, Hidan is confident Jashin will come rescue him and make the world a better place. Too bad no one would have believed him if he were to tell. More importantly...too bad he's right. Not!Romance!Centered Super!Godlike(literally)!Harry!is!Jashin HAITUS
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 86,029 - Reviews: 1605 - Favs: 3,493 - Follows: 3,684 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Harry P., Hidan, Jashin
A Birthday Adventure! by
Becoming-Obsessed reviews
Armed with four rowdy children, Harry & Draco find themselves in Paris to celebrate their son's birthday in the best way they know how: by being with family & stalked by press with a few surprises along the way. Oneshot to Wingardium Leviosa!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,696 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 53 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Kid by
evansentranced reviews
A Potion's "accident" turns Harry into an eight year old, and Draco Malfoy intends to kidnap him. But Harry's a passive-aggressive, revenge-obsessed little bastard. Maybe Draco will wait on that whole Dark Lord thing. POVDraco, pretty AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,867 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 2,831 - Follows: 1,098 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Triwizard Tales by
Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1533 - Favs: 6,812 - Follows: 2,544 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Defying Fate by
NoturHeroNeMore reviews
What would you do if you woke up in the cupboard in Harry's body? Would you play the hero, go dark, or stay out of the whole thing? Here is what I would do and this is my story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,881 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 1/9/2012 - OC, Harry P.
The Anachronistic Adventures of Patch and Eddie by
nonjon reviews
WIP. PostOotP. Harry gave his life to defeat Voldemort. So what should he do now? Hop through time with Dobby on some zany misadventures, of course. As if there really was an alternative.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,323 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 8/1/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005
Now Hiring: Committee for the Disposal… by
nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. NOW HIRING: COMMITTEE FOR THE DISPOSAL OF DANGEROUS CREATURES. PostOotp. The summer after Harry's fifth year, Albus Dumbledore, newly reinstated Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, must deal with an interesting end to a boring day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 277 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
Uzumaki Harry by
Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
Uzumaki Harry is the adopted brother of Naruto and Sasuke, under the guardianship of Jiraiya. Anko is his sensei. He edits 'Icha Icha'. Can you picture how messed up this is going to be?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 173,750 - Reviews: 1587 - Favs: 2,330 - Follows: 2,286 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Myrtle
To Kill You With A Kiss by
Paimpont reviews
After Dumbledore's death, Harry searches for answers in the Pensieve. But something goes wrong. Trapped inside a memory, Harry finds himself at Hogwarts in 1945 where an 18 year old Tom Riddle is teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts. SLASH. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 92,809 - Reviews: 2229 - Favs: 4,904 - Follows: 1,894 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Time of Roses by
Paimpont reviews
Harry travels back to 1942 in order to kill the 16 year old Tom Riddle. But apparently, someone else had the same idea. Who is the mysterious Arcturus Black? And why is he kissing Riddle? SLASH HP/TR and...?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,598 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 1,184 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Rise of the Wizards by
Teufel1987 reviews
Voldemort's attempt at possessing Harry had a different outcome when Harry fought back with the "Power He Knows Not". This set a change in motion that shall affect both Wizards and Muggles. AU after fifth year: Featuring a darkish and manipulative Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 479,930 - Reviews: 4563 - Favs: 8,070 - Follows: 5,616 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Riddle Me This by
thehomicidalmaniac reviews
Kagome is currently stuck in 1945, Tom riddle's final year. Hunting a yokai in the forbidden forest she meets the young Lord Voldemort. What transpires between the two, and will Kagome get back to her time?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Kagome H.
Legacy of the Thinking Cap by
Andrea13 reviews
The Founders in the Sorting Hat return to Sort the most...marauding generation yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,144 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/27/2004
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