The Founders in the Sorting Hat return once again, to sort out Lord Voldemort in his many incarnations.

The somewhat more serious prequel to "The Thinking Cap", co-written with PersephoneKore and Alan Sauer. The Founders in the Sorting Hat take it on themselves to sort out the argument between Godric and Salazar that split the school.

The Founders in the Sorting Hat return to Sort another year's students...and deal with a BASILISK?

Every year the Sorting Hat decides which House each student belongs in. But how does it REALLY decide?

Harry becomes the Divination teacher in the 1940s and takes Tom on a field trip. This is crack. Nuff said.

AU, Harry Potter and Tom Riddle reverse roles. Tom Riddle is the hero while Harry is the villain. please read and review.

A chance meeting and a friendly pool game results in a polite exchange of views for Tom Riddle. Inspired by a challenge from my girl after watching "The Godfather". All characters belong to JK Rowling or Mario Puzo, but I'm not saying which...

After Harry beats Quirrel Voldemorts soul gets trapped inside of Harry. Non-slash

COMPLETE. OneShot. If you take one relatively normal savior of the world and then subconsciously put him through typical fanfiction plots in his sleep, what do you get? A very confused man in desperate need of therapy.

COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.

COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #2: Post Agent Toots. The DA have to act and pick up on the Junior DA's, a.k.a. the Order's, slack. Research Director Chairman Granger plans and directs the mission: Operation Tolerance or Else.

COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #1: Harry and the DA decide it's time to be a little more proactive in the war on the Dark Lord. Chief Counter Intelligence Officer Lovegood initiates her first mission: Operation Death is Your Friend.

COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #3: The Daily Prophet has been furthering Voldemort's agenda. It's time for the DA to do something about that. Senior Secretary of Veracity Lisa Turpin gets the call in Operation Roto-Reuters.

Time Travel fic, no romantic pairing. What happen when a war hardened sixtyone-year-old Harry goes back in time to teach Dumbledore. Powerful Harry.

TimeTravel Fic! Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny decide to go back to change it all. The catch? They won't be able to speak to eachother ever again. Their plan? Divide and conquer, Slytherin Harry, Ravenclaw Hermione, Hufflepuff Ginny, and Gryffindor Ron.

Response to the Veritaserum Challenge. Starts PreHogwarts. Harry cannot lie, how does this affect him? And what happens when he meets an escapee from Azkaban?

Common story with a major twist. The Golden Trio, due to various reasons, are dark Slytherins to the core. A story about what happens in their first year. Has some naughty language and dark themes! Pre-threesome ? Future Trio-ship.

Harry is an orphan who is scouted to join the Hogwarts Dance Troupe after Albus sees him dance for money on a fountain Between making new friends and preparing for the troupes new play can Harry balance love as well? Rated T for now but may go up. R&R plz

On June 5th 2003, Ravenclaw won the Hogwarts Quidditch Cup. On June 6th, Argus Filch called Professor Flitwick to his office to inform him of a certain song. It was probably a mistake to let that Yank transfer in. A quick bit of craziness.

In a world where there is no prophecy and only purebloods are allowed at Hogwarts, where will Harry Potter end up? mild slash HP/LV

Every year a member of the Hogwarts staff has to write a Sorting Song for the Sorting Hat. Perhaps they shouldn’t have chosen Harry. Oneshot. Complete.

Professor Potter has an unusual DADA assistant. Sequel to 'The Waiting Room'. AU. Crack!fic. WIP. ON HOLD.

Oneshot. Harry and Voldemort both mysteriously find themselves in what appears to be a doctor’s waiting room. AU, kinda follows canon until end of 5th book. Crack!fic. Complete.

Professor Potter's first history lesson: the books are wrong and Hermione is going to be remembered as the dumbest best friend in history.

Snape's best friend shows up at Hogwarts. Yes, that's right, he HAS FRIENDS. Keep your smart-aleck comments to yourself! Good times ensue.