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Founder: Everlasting Purple - Stories: 279 - Followers: 0 - id: 95356
Fics that make you say, 'That was bloody awesome people'
Humorish, may or may not have slash,may or may not have crossovers. As long as it is turly Harry Pottery cool it might be found here.

A Sorting Song by Severus by Textualsphinx reviews
BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 1,265 - Follows: 143 - Published: 3/25/2002
Shatter, Snakes by Nara Merald reviews
When Veritaserum is slipped into goblets on the Slytherin table, it causes more chaos than anyone could have foreseen… SlytherCentric.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Blaise Z., Daphne G.
Don't Come Unarmed to a Battle of Wits by Drauchenfyre reviews
Voldemort arrives in Godric's Hollow to a huge surprise...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Albus D., Voldemort - Complete
Doubting Thomas by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. AU. After all, every child deserves a mother who loves them. Even those who grow up to be monsters. Luna just never imagined things would turn out this way. Time Travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,556 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 2,963 - Follows: 585 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
insurgere by Silver Pard reviews
Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 3,470 - Follows: 670 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Shards of Time: The Master of Death by Shitsumeishi reviews
Harry Potter is just an eccentric school boy with some unusual talents. Lord Peverell-Black, on the other hand, is a magically and politically powerful man with the world at his fingertips and a war at his doorstep. Time travel, no pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,085 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 3,883 - Follows: 4,616 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Harry P.
Runaway Fox by kirikarin reviews
Ron Weasley is one of the most successful businessmen in the world. He left home and England to make his fortune in the U.S., and he stopped communicating with his family and friends for five years. Will he ever come home again? Pre OotP & Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,056 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/31/2002 - Published: 12/14/2001 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Regina by The Creatress reviews
Tom Riddle is a lonely, but focussed first year who finds a mysterious diary in his trunk. It talks to him. Her name is Ginevra. As he grows closer to her, things start happening. Threats, attacks, murders... And Tom can't remember where he was last night
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,608 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Tom R. Jr., Ginny W.
BECAUSE HE'S MY REMUS AND YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM! by lilJunebug reviews
Remus gets captured by a muggle dog pound on the full moon.Don't worry he took his wolfsbane potion. Then Tonks shows up. This story is funny and romantic. Please R&R. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/3/2006 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Holly, Phoenix, Diamond, and Elm by alienyouthct reviews
On a fateful Halloween, Harry Potter's parents fall to Voldemort and Harry becomes the Boy-Who-Lived. The affair attracts unwanted attention and the course of Harry's life is changed for the… stranger?
Crossover - X-Men & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,073 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Emma F./White Queen, Harry P.
Obliviate by WrtrGrl reviews
Harry is obliviated by a revenge seeking, unstable Lockheart. He has no memories of anyone or anything. Harry doesn't really care, but then, he doesn't know what he's missing. He's innocently taken with the world of magic and eager to be free to explore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,880 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Sailing to Byzantium by PlonkerOnDaLoose reviews
A deadly virus tears through the wizarding world. In a reckless attempt for more time, Hermione resorts to desperate measures. Stranded, she accepts the position of Hogwarts Matron in a war-torn and wounded society much in need of healing. They say staff shouldn't have favourites, but there's something about him ...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 55 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Colours by HoneyedWords reviews
TomxLuna AU Time travel story. Rated M just in case. Luna sees beauty where others see nothing. What will she see when she meets Tom Riddle, after a time-travel incident?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,259 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr.
Second Life by Nia River reviews
ABANDONED. After the disastrous end to 5th year Harry is alone at Privet Drive contemplating the losses in his life. When he discovers a time-turner he decides to go back to the beginning and set things right. Naturally, things don't go according to plan.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 131,114 - Reviews: 1268 - Favs: 1,929 - Follows: 2,021 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Harry P.
The Essence Of His Soul by My Echoing Silence reviews
Harry Potter was actually supposed to die that day, you know. Unfortunately, for the overworked Ferry Girl who was supposed to pick him up, a wandering Youkai soul pitched in and gave him a hand, or, rather, a soul. What was his name? Kuronue? Meh.Whateva
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,277 - Reviews: 1100 - Favs: 1,507 - Follows: 1,667 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Harry P., Kuronue
Harry Potter and the School Inspection by themask77 reviews
Dear Professor Dumbledore, It has come to my attention that Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry is slightly lapse when it comes to a few mandatory safety regulations.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 69 - Words: 19,373 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Albus D.
Death's Deal by SisterOfStars reviews
Harry Potter gets a chance to bring four people back from the dead- but there is a catch. The only way to bring them back is to agree to Death's wish- that Harry take in and raise a seven year old Tom Riddle. DM/HP - Edited version posted under my other name, sandersonsister
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,504 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 2/28/2015 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Old Souls by patricia.pc reviews
He died trying to save the universe... thousands of years in the future. Now he's back in his reincarnation of 1926. Meet Charles, one of the many reincarnations of Harry Potter. He comes to 1930 with big plans, none that involved Tom Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 314,391 - Reviews: 1464 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 1,307 - Updated: 4/28/2016 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
Enduring Obsession by whitedwarf reviews
It's Riddle's time at Hogwarts. He can charm anyone but one: Hadrian Carrow. A dichotomy, friends with everyone and yet no one. A Slytherin, he chooses to drink with Gryffindors, debate with Ravenclaws and associate with Hufflepuffs. He's Riddle's obsession. LV/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,067 - Reviews: 1670 - Favs: 3,890 - Follows: 4,705 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
First Surrender by Paimpont reviews
There are bad first dates. There are horrible first dates. And then there is Harry Potter's first date with the Dark Lord... Humorous slash HP/TR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 155 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Sun Dog by enembee reviews
I am Harry Potter and I've just destroyed everything; space, time, matter and all twenty-six dimensions of our fragile little world in the twinkling of an eye. I am Harry Potter and I have just irreparably violated Global Causality. Take that Hawking.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,434 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 1,512 - Follows: 2,057 - Updated: 7/2 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks
The New Minister by Everlasting Purple reviews
This is my version of after Harry Potter defeated Lord Voldemort the wizarding world is having lots of problems due to people's stupidly so Harry takes over
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,750 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Easy Way by Kolarthecool reviews
Harry reminds Draco of a far easier way to achieve his goals. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 126 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Complete
Fire by Lucillia reviews
Vernon can learn to be decent, all it takes is the death of the Boy-Who-Lived and several decades to see the consequences unfold. Vernon goes back to prevent 8 year-old Harry from dying in a fire that Petunia set intending to get the boy into trouble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,242 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 1,010 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Vernon D., Harry P.
Minuet by Lucillia reviews
Spelling mistakes sometimes have interesting consequences in the Wizarding World.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Complete
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