Two descendants of Salazar Slytherin get into a written argument over ownership of the contents of the Chamber of Secrets during Harry's second year.

The "ignorance" regarding muggle dress was mostly a sham. There was another reason that wizards, especially those from the older generations went out in such unusual attire when they were amongst muggles.

Like many tourists world-wide Wizards tend to take things they shouldn't. Unlike their Muggle counterparts however, the things they generally take are much larger and it's the job of many a frustrated Auror to see to it that the stolen items are returned.

It was as if the Muggle and Wizarding Worlds were playing Musical Doorsteps with the Boy-Who-Lived, abandoning him on the front porches of homes where he would not be wanted.

Getting expelled from Smeltings was probably the best thing to happen to Vernon. Finishing her Nursing degree was probably the best thing to happen to Petunia. In this universe, Harry Potter is left on the doorstep of a very different Dursley family.

HPDM Bottom!Draco “Think about it. I fell at the exact moment Potter was walking past. Surely you would not have me question the hands of fate? I fell right on top of him. What else could it be but destiny?”

Deception, disorder, distraction and devotion. Don't forget the jam, darlings.

There are three roads a growing witch or wizard can take. The first two are well-trodden. But this year, the world better get ready, because when the dark moon rises, the third path comes alive.

Let's have a little FUN this year, shall we?

A madman has escaped from prison? Are you sure you aren't talking about Uncle Fester?

Parselmouths, the Chamber and Lockhart. Well, well, well...

A little death can change so much. Delightful, isn't it?

He's done it. He's just five years old, but he's finally done it. The Dursleys are gone. And now he's with a new family who seems just as twisted as he is. How strange.

Voldemort had just been reborn. Not been able to have a look at his new look earlier, he called one of his trusted Death Eaters, Bellatrix LeStrange to his side. But, the Slytherin descendent has Peladophobia - the fear of bald people. ONESHOT

"Had he been a pureblood, perhaps she would have looked at him more often." Bellatrix Black contemplates her most loyal follower.

Tom Riddle/OC. She accidentally stumbles upon a Time-Turner and sends herself seventy years into the past. But will she come back completely unchanged?

A convalescing Severus grows weary of being moved from safe house to safe house until he finds one in which he has a place. SS/LL/MB, implied threesome, one-shot.

In a cluttered workshop and amid the rambunctious denizens of his greenhouse, Neville Longbottom discovers that beauty truly is in the eye of the beholder. Now he only has to convince Millicent Bulstrode. . . .

With life dangling by the delicate connection of their hands, will Theo be able to tell Millie how he really feels?

Millicent Bulstrode isn't your average Auror. She manipulated her way into the Academy and now she's been sent to Bulgaria on a secret mission where she runs into a man she remembers well from fourth year at Hogwarts. Viktor/Millicent

The Weasley twins are not the only ones with pranks up their sleeves. How will they fare against bored Slytherins?

Draco Malfoy wakes up to find himself in Harry Potter's body and vice versa! who did this to him? and can he get along with Potter long enough to find and kill the sadist? REVIEW!

Ron has this random obsession with fluff. he starts going crazy and killing Hogwarts students who won't give him what he wants. what will happen if Ron doesn't get his fluff in time! why don't you try reading it? you might end up liking it! i wouldn't lie

Voldmort has cursed the Golden Trio and now they must face the stuff of nightmares, cliches. Can they survive the bashings, the MarySue Ocs, horrible pairings like Dramione and maybe worst of all, slutty Luna? Read on to find out.

Snape turns Draco into a ferret for his own protection. He would've been safer with the Dark Lord. HD. Complete.