Albus Potter is a prankster and Scorpius Malfoy is the very picture of innocence. There will be hell to pay when both are sorted into Slytherin. MATURE CONTENT WARNING BLAH BLAH ETC.

A Noir story of HP ass kickery cooked to perfection and served over a savory blend of snarky humor. Before sending Harry to the afterlife, Voldemort told him he'd write the book on worse things than death with him. Harry's back to write the epilogue.

When her soul is flung from her body by a misspoken curse, she is forced to take up residence in a new body. Well, this life couldn't be any harder than her last... right? Wrong. Welcome to the life of Hermione Granger. Reworking of Hogwarts years.

After slipping diagonally through time and space to a familiar time in an unfamiliar world, Harry finds himself fighting to save a future that's not quite what he remembers? Crossover between Harry Potter and the Marvel Cinematic Universe, with homebrew X-Men and Inhuman elements because studio politics suck.

Slytherin Alexei Dolohov needs just ten galleons in order to buy a new broomstick for the Quidditch finals, and wouldn't you know it, Hugo Weasley happens to have just that amount. But the coins are not for free.

Harry decides that the world's chances are looking pretty bleak after the loss of Dumbledore. With the help of his friends, he sends himself back in time and transfers all his knowledge of the future to his one year old self. AU

The FF world is stuffed full of fantasy Harrys. What will fourteen of them do now though when they've been sent to the 'cannon world' to learn from the REAL Harry? Will Gay!Harry go straight? Will Dark!Harry go good? Will Super!Harry ever lose a duel?

ABANDONED. AU. Harry Potter defeats Voldemort as an infant…but then disappears. A year later, Potter Emporiums spring up throughout the magical world. No one knows how or why until 11 invitations fly out into the world years later.

Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.

The war is over, however not all went to plan. Many died. Too many. Harry and his friends are some of the few survivors of the Order of the Phoenix, and after the war, attempt to live normal lifes. However, it seems fate doesn't want them to. Post-OOTP

The Dark Lord meets the Sound of Music.

Hidan's come up with a new Jutsu, and far away in another dimension, a certain anthropomorphic personification is going to be disturbed from his much-deserved rest. Rated M for Hidan's language, noslash, w/thanks to calysto-antonsen.

AU. Harry is shunned not only Ron, but Hermione as well after the Goblet of Fire incident. Ginny befriends Harry and history changes. Future Dark!Harry Dark!Ginny pairing, extended summary inside. Note from 2012: I'm not a huge fan of this story now, but leaving it up for historical purposes for those who do enjoy it.

Mr. and Mrs. Lockhart, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say they were perfectly happy, thank you very much. Oh! What's this? Famous Harry Potter is coming to stay with his Aunt and Uncle? Hmm…wonder how that will work out?

Complete AU of second year with lots of crack. What would happen if Harry traded transfiguration text books with Ginny right after they got home from Diagon Alley? Flaming chickens, that's what.

COMPLETE After being turned into a snake and unable to change back, Lord Voldemort is forced to turn to the only other living Parselmouth, Harry Potter. After making a deal, Harry agrees to help the Dark Lord return to his human form. SLASH HP/LVTMR

You always get the stories where Harry goes back into Tom Riddle's time, then either stays or gets sent back. End of, unless he tries to make Voldemort good. But what if things went differently? What if, just once, someone followed a time traveller back?

Severus/Harry/Draco. The three of them are in an established relationship, but each of them finds a way to... feel different. Angst/Humor.

It would have been fine if the boy had the common sense to be intimidated by him. But no. Snape glares, Harry smiles, life goes on.

Snape taunts Harry. But Harry is convinced that there's more to it. One just needs to read between the lines...

Severus Snape had been hoping to die a perfect Death. But then, Harry Potter has a better idea. Humor .

Dumbledore is captured and tortured by Death Eaters. Harry Potter is going to rescue him... Just as soon as he gets around to it.

Slavery complicates things. That's why HP fanfiction characters in Master/slave relationships now have a support group. Humor/Satire. Harry/Severus, Draco/Hermione, Lucius/Ron, Sirius/Remus, Bill/Fenrir, Neville/Luna/Ginny, and more!

DEAD. Harry is thrown into a world where purebloods are condemned, Tom Riddle is the Boy Who Lived, and the Dark Lord is someone he'd never suspect. Will his emerging abilities be enough? Should he support Riddle - or the Dark Lord? No slash.

On the eve of their graduation from Hogwarts, a drunk James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew took drastic steps to protect the tradition of pranking at Hogwarts.