AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.

A series of Vignettes involving possibly the second most powerful but underused magic in the HP universe, Veritaserum. AU after GOF. Rating increased to T due to a bit of implied sexual situations, attempted suicide, abuse, and other nasty stuff.

A place to put all of the snippets and ideas that are never going anywhere. Mostly Crackfics.

Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...

Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.

After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.

Harry and Draco find ways to keep the hate alive. Albus Severus and Scorpius approve. NextGen oneshot crackfic ahoy!

It was a dark and dreary night, when Lucius Malfoy showed up at the graveyard, carrying a burlap sack. Something was stirring inside. And then, things went downhill from there.

Much to his displeasure, Harry is thrown back through time into his six year old body. As a result, Harry decides to contort the timeline, purely for his own amusement.

Crackfic alert! Harry's unorthodox approach to potion-making earns Snape's suspicion and a "secret mission" for Draco. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

Britain's top Aurors, brought down by chewing gum? It's up to Potions peon Draco to sort things out, whether he wants to or not. A de-aging Drarry, featuring Tiny Potter, Little Longbottom, Wee Weasleys, Ginger Granger, and a plushie named Grr.

Nuclear war breaks out and Voldemort casts a spell to stop time. He and Harry alone are left to defuse the missiles and prevent the war. Voldemort’s radiophobic. Oh joy. LVHP. Spoilers for HBP, none for DH.

With the DADA professor for 1996-97 being unknown, Dumbledore assigns all returning students a summer essay, “What I have learned in DADA while at Hogwarts”. You wouldn't believe the approach Harry took, as some people are finding out, much to their shock

Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.

One Shot. What might have happened if at the first Task of the Triwizard Tournament Harry'sFirebolt didn't show up?

What happens while Ron is dealing with the brains on his own at the Department of Mysteries? A time travel tale to Tom Riddle's and Minerva McGonagall's school days... I know time travel seems overdone, but it's usually Hermione or Harry... never Ron.

My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.

Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.

Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.

A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.

McGonagall holds interviews for a new DADA teacher after placing an advert in the paper. Unfortunately not many suitable people are willing to take on the infamous position, but a few unsuitable ones want to try! Comedy oneshot set after HBP.[No DH]

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

COMPLETE! Harry Potter has spent six years in Azkaban. Now, Dumbledore, Black and Lupin are here to retrieve him, now certain of his innocence. Will they be too late to save Harry's sanity? And if so, what does this mean for the world? AU after year 4.

Harry returns to Hogwarts to spend the summer. Out of sheer boredom, he scours the library for books to read and stumbles across a book that will change his life… SLASH HPSS - ON HOLD FOR REVISION -

When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.