HidaTema result of RP . A series of emails between Akatsuki Community College tech Hidan and student Temari. AU, crack, humour. Rated for STRONG LANGUAGE. See inside for more details.

ShinoTen AU. Tenten is the PA for one of the world's biggest rock bands. But is it the frontman she wants, or the lead guitarist who's catching her eye? AU, Crack, Rock Music abound. Also with KibaHina, ShikaIno, HidaTema, GaaSaku. Rated for language.

Temari meets Hidan five times in her life...

What kind of weirdo was actually psycho enough to hit on her? Well, no kind, but that didn't actually end up being the main point. AU, crack, hockey, Hidan, and Temari.

Gaara and Kankuro have always made it clear that Temari is theirs and only theirs. Unfortunately for them, Hidan was never a man to take it lying down. Crackfic.

Short, random drabbles on Temari and Hidan.

Hidan realises that perhaps a practical demonstration of his religious beliefs isn't the best way to convert someone. Hidan x Temari. Crackfic.

Because, after all, some things are so annoying that you just have to laugh at them. AU, Hidan/Temari, crack.

Meet Hidan, the religious fanatic. Meet Temari of the Sand, the no nonsense sister of Kankuro and Gaara. Watch what happens when they both happen to run into each other. Crackfic.

You shouldn't be over self confident with your first impressions of people. Common advice for most, but for Temari, that truth only comes through with a series of firsthand experiences. HidanTemari friendship. AU.

When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.

Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.

HidaTema DARK!FIC. "The smooth curves that still try to follow the vase’s shape, and the quiet viciousness of the edges, dusty and exposed like bitten-off chocolate." Horror with a twist of psychotic romance. Violence, Angst, Lemon. More info within.

HidaTema. Temari knows she might well be being selfish where Hidan's concerned.

HidaTema. Temari finds someone waiting in the shadows in Rain Country. Rated for Hidan's mouth.