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Founder: LadyJoselyn - Stories: 519 - Followers: 0 - Staff: 1 - id: 121416
Stories gathered that appear to be Mary Sue, Fallen Into M.E., Poorly written or things along that nature. I wanted to group them because I would never read them. Is your fiction here? I am a writer irl and I get a lot of help in my writing. People feel their writing is flawless and after churning out just a few hours or work it is epic. So they whine to me it does not belong here instead of using this chance to grow as a writing and fix it. I admit I'm not the best writer. Can you? |
Rescue by Neril reviews
The prequel to Sorrow in the House of Elrond. Elrond finds out something has gone terribly wrong while Celebrían was traveling to visit Galadriel. Elladan, Elrohir, Glorfindel set out to find her.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,439 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/12/2015 - Published: 8/6/2015 - Celebrian, Elladan, Elrohir, Glorfindel
Erestor and the Spiders by Neril reviews
Elrond sends Erestor to Mirkwood on some business stuff. On the way he runs into his worst nightmare (no, it does not have anything to do with the twins and Glorfindel going with him, although...) Erestor's worst fears come to pass! Read, and find out how he so fabulously handles it! Or not. Galion, Legolas, Aragorn, Elrond
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2015 - Erestor, Glorfindel, Elladan, Elrohir - Complete
Shadowfax and Gandalf by Neril reviews
A one shot. Shadowfax is disbelieving of Gandalf's death while fighting the Balrog, and the two start a argument on the ride to Minith Tirith with Pippin. Which may or may not have something to do with him turning evil. :)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2015 - Gandalf, Peregrin T., Saruman
Legolas discovers Kool-aid by Neril reviews
Legolas has grown tired of Thranduil's wine, he sets off to kill orcs with his friend, and discovers a new AWESOME drink. (he's been hanging out with humans to long) Has fabulous orc slaying, koola-aid drinking, and tricking Adas.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,250 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/18/2015 - Published: 5/19/2015 - Aragorn, Legolas, Thranduil, Elladan - Complete
Coffee by Neril reviews
Glorfindel goes to the kitchen one day, and drinks something, a very tragic experience! A one shot on what happens when elves drink coffee, and of course Glorfindel the famed Balrog slayer.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2015 - Elrohir, Glorfindel, Erestor, Elladan
Cake by Neril reviews
The sequel to Coffee. A one shot. Main orc speaker is consumed with revenge, and Glorfindel discovers a awesome tasting food called chocolate cake. Has orc slaying, and more awesomeness! Also stars Elrond, Arwen, and Erestor.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2015 - Elladan, Glorfindel, Elrohir, Orc - Complete
Thranduil's Eyebrows by Neril reviews
A short adventure about Thranduil and his eyebrows, read to find out what happens! Has little Legolas!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2015 - Thranduil, Legolas, Elf - Complete
Little Pranksters by Neril reviews
Little Elladan and Elrohir, with the help of Glorfindel, play a prank on Erestor. Setting off a series of events.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,281 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/30/2015 - Published: 3/28/2015 - Elrohir, Glorfindel, Erestor, Elladan - Complete
Alas! by Neril reviews
A parody of Mary-Sues. May lands in middle earth and is met with a surprise.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2015 - Legolas, Thranduil
Glofindel vs Arwen by Neril reviews
A one shot on why Glorfindel was not in the movie. Arwen races the famed balrog slayer to the rescue of Frodo. It may or may not have something to do with her boyfriend Aragorn. :-)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2015 - Frodo B., Arwen U., Elrohir, Glorfindel - Complete
Galion and the Trophy by Neril reviews
In The Switch, Galion was awarded with a karate master trophy. But now he discovers it may have a secret power that may help him! Legolas and Aragorn join him as he starts his rule in middle earth! And later Elladan and Elrohir! Join them as they travel to rid the world of... whatever Galion wants to rid it of. But all is not as it seems... 3rd Legolas and Aragorn adventure
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,751 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/12/2016 - Published: 8/4/2015 - Aragorn, Legolas, Elladan, Galion
Women in Battle by Wisteria666 reviews
Eomer's beliefs about women on the battlefield are challenged when he is cut off from his Rohirrim, with only a Haradrim soldier to watch his back.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,305 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/4/2018 - Published: 7/24/2014
Morning Star of Rivendell by Keep Calm and Be Ninja reviews
Yáviën is the youngest daughter of Lord Elrond and the most adventurous of the siblings. When she embarks on the perilous journey to destroy the One Ring with the Fellowship, the she-elf finds herself falling for a certain fair-haired elf along the way. Tenth-walker. Rated T for violence
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 123,175 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 7/16/2018 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Legolas, OC
Worlds Apart by SleepyHollow7 reviews
He was beautiful, captivating, even with his perfect skin stained with blood and his lips looked so soft. Maya mentally chided herself for even thinking this. Are you nuts! She thought, This guy could be a psycho! And how the hell did he get in here? Despite herself, her heart went out to him. He looked genuinely confused and scared. Some chapters will be M rated. Now COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 311,391 - Reviews: 1100 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 9/7/2015 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Legolas - Complete
A Flicker of Life by sarwendil reviews
LEGOMANCE Elle is a senior in high school who struggles to connect with other people. Everyone important to her have always abandoned her so she just gets on with her life, throwing herself into her schoolwork to have a better future. That is, until she is thrown into Middle Earth and into the life of a very handsome elf.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 50,107 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 12/6/2017 - Published: 1/7/2015 - Aragorn, Legolas, Thranduil, OC
A Greater Destiny by Wunderkind4006 reviews
The sequel to The Last Queen. A few thousand years have passed since the death of the Woodland Queen, Thranduil's realm hangs on by a thread, against the rising darkness in the south. Legolas is faced with a decision that has major repercussions, whilst Ellenya struggles to find a solution to aid her people. Little do both siblings realize what destiny has in store for them...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 194,652 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Legolas, Thranduil, Elf, Elladan
The Choice by Wunderkind4006 reviews
When Miss Levi 'Lee,' Hunter (yes miss, she is a strong independent female), goes for a run on her beach, she gets more than she bargained for when she stumbles on a man washed up by the tide. A man going by the name of Elladan, who desperately seeks her help. Captivated by the mysterious stranger, Levi finds herself letting him into her home, and maybe even her heart? Fluffy AU :)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,600 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 3/31/2014 - Elrohir, Human, OC, Elladan
The Last Queen by Wunderkind4006 reviews
The tale following the last days of Queen Lairiel of Greenwood, wife of King Thranduil and Mother of Legolas and Ellenya. I don't own the any of the Characters and settings, (accept Lairiel and Ellenya, whom are the product of years of doodling and daydreaming) they all belong to the magnificent mind of Tolkien. Please read and enjoy, review if you feel kind :)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,158 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Legolas, Thranduil, Elf - Complete
Lyre, Lyre: Key Change by Sixty-four K reviews
The fabulousness! The angst! The bonuses for Lyre, Lyre! They're all here! First chapter- deleted scenes. Second chapter- Thranduil Angst Alternate Ending. Third Chapter- Post-credits scene
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,751 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 7/25/2015 - Galion, Lindir, Thranduil, Erestor - Complete
Lalaith by ArabianNights18 reviews
It's been two millenia, and Legolas runs into an old friend as he journeys through Lothlorien with the Fellowship. But the first thing she does is slap him. LegolasXOC Oneshot
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,296 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Legolas - Complete
The Captain's Mare by The Lauderdale reviews
This is one Orc's story of his time working the Mordor convoys. Not all of them saw battle, after all. Warnings: Orc-talk, four-letter words, and creepy content. Non-graphic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Orc, Uruk-hai - Complete
In the Prophet's Tent by The Lauderdale reviews
An old Orc recalls an interlude, and an interesting woman, from his not-so-younger days. This is a little slice of Mordor camp life in the time leading up to the War. Standard warnings for Orc-talk, four-letter words, and other adult content.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,767 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Orc, Uruk-hai - Complete
Orcs in Hobbiton by The Lauderdale reviews
AU. Two years after Sauron won the war, his Orcs come to a Shire under Saruman's dominion. The hobbits who dwell there are caught in the middle. Told in drabbles & drabble-increments. ADDED: "Apple Time." Amelia Chubb is picking apples for the first time.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,579 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Saruman, Grima W., Orc, Fredegar B.
Treed by The Lauderdale reviews
Her father searches for her in vain. Her mother mourns her death. Now one young Elf's only hope of survival lies with the monster who took her, and in her own desperate will to live. A prequel to Orc-brat.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 100,914 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Orc, Uruk-hai - Complete
A Question of Dialect by The Lauderdale reviews
An Orkish lackey informs Sauron about an unfortunate case of linguistic confusion.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Sauron, Orc - Complete