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Founder: LadyJoselyn - Stories: 519 - Followers: 0 - Staff: 1 - id: 121416
Stories gathered that appear to be Mary Sue, Fallen Into M.E., Poorly written or things along that nature. I wanted to group them because I would never read them. Is your fiction here? I am a writer irl and I get a lot of help in my writing. People feel their writing is flawless and after churning out just a few hours or work it is epic. So they whine to me it does not belong here instead of using this chance to grow as a writing and fix it. I admit I'm not the best writer. Can you? |
Orcbrat by The Lauderdale reviews
Orcs killed Maevyn's family and took her with them as a captive. It was never intended she survive. CHAPTER 35 UP: Leni thinks of trees. ALSO! Grushak versus…
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 154,801 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 1/17/2003 - Uruk-hai, Orc
Faramir's Forum by rogue planet 13 reviews
Faramir starts a forum for abused and misunderstood younger siblings, but some of the members get a little carried away...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Boromir, Legolas, Eomer, Elrohir - Complete
A Half-Elven Mishap by rogue planet 13 reviews
It isn't easy being only half-elven. Lord Elrond gets into a scrape involving two mischievous sons, an ambitious lieutenant, and some unwanted facial hair.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Elrond, Elrohir, Lindir, Elladan - Complete
Crepuscular Incunabula by rogue planet 13 reviews
Supposedly, orcs were once elves who were tortured by Morgoth until they changed their shape. That was in the first age. Can it happen again? This is a crossover between the orc genre and elf zombie/vampire. I had to change the rating to T because the body count started getting too high.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,188 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Saruman, Sauron, Grima W., Nazgul
Survival of the Fellowship by rogue planet 13 reviews
Alternate sequel to LOTR. The fellowship has failed and Sauron has taken over Middle Earth. Understandably, the first targets for his revenge are the little creeps who tried to destroy his precious. All canon characters. Absolutely no OCs whatsoever.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 36,379 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/13/2015 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Complete
My Favorite Things by Pip the Dark Lord of All reviews
A Lord of the Rings parody of My Favorite Things from The Sound of Music.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2015
The Three Stooges in Rivendell by Pip the Dark Lord of All reviews
What happens when the stupidest men in Middle-Earth try to get a job in Rivendell? Read and find out... This is based on the Three Stooges from the original Tv show.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/7/2015 - Elrond, Glorfindel, Erestor, Lindir
Lotr, Hobbit and Silmarillion Valentines by Pip the Dark Lord of All reviews
Special for Valentine's Day. Or not. I am still writing these. Random Lotr, Hobbit and Silmarillion Valentine poems.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 9 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/10/2015 - Published: 2/13/2015 - Gollum
How Pippin Took Over The World by Pip the Dark Lord of All reviews
This is the epic tale to go with my username, in which Pippin turns evil and takes over Middle-Earth for unlimited mushrooms. This story is fabulously random, but majestically funny.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,892 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 3/20/2015 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T., Aragorn, Glorfindel - Complete
The Lord of the Braces by Pip the Dark Lord of All reviews
This is a parody of the Lord of the Rings. In which all dentists are evil. If you are a dentist you might not like this. Dentists will be insulted. And probably die. FOTR IS FINISHED!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 37,483 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/28/2015 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Bilbo B., Gandalf, Samwise G., Peregrin T.
Completely Random One Shots by Pip the Dark Lord of All reviews
This is a series of random short stories involving Lord of the Rings. I am not responsible for any insanity this may cause. There will be random appearances from other fandoms as well.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/14/2015 - Published: 5/13/2015
Of Tribbles in Rivendell by Pip the Dark Lord of All reviews
This is a story about what would happen if tribbles got into Rivendell. Chaos and hilarious things will occur... Rated T for tribble-slaying.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,148 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2015
Pranks in Rivendell by Pip the Dark Lord of All reviews
Pippin is bored in Rivendell. He and Merry do something that gets a little out of hand...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,589 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/3/2015 - Published: 12/22/2014 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T., Aragorn, Legolas
Home in Mordor by Pip the Dark Lord of All reviews
A Lotr version of Home on the Range.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12/8/2014 - Wraith - Complete
Sauron the Red-Eyed Maia by Pip the Dark Lord of All reviews
Basically, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer...only a Sauron version.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/9/2014 - Gandalf, Sauron - Complete
Attack of the Vegetables by Pip the Dark Lord of All reviews
Before the Battle at the Black Gate...told a little differently.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/8/2014 - Frodo B., Samwise G., Aragorn
Gandalf got run over by a Balrog by Pip the Dark Lord of All reviews
Lotr parody of "Grandma got run over by a Reindeer" Very funny.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2014 - Frodo B., Gandalf - Complete
The Witch-King got run over by Eowyn by Pip the Dark Lord of All reviews
A Lotr parody of Grandma got run over by a Reindeer.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2014 - Eowyn, Sauron, Witch-King of Angmar - Complete
Frodo the Jedi-Hobbit by Pip the Dark Lord of All reviews
A Lotr/Star Wars parody of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer!
Crossover - Star Wars & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/15/2014 - Yoda, Frodo B. - Complete
Frodo got run over by Darth Vader by Pip the Dark Lord of All reviews
A Lotr/Star Wars parody of Grandma got run over by a Reindeer. This is HILARIOUS!
Crossover - Star Wars & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/15/2014 - Darth Vader, Stormtroopers, Frodo B., Gandalf - Complete
SauronClaus is coming to town by Pip the Dark Lord of All reviews
A Lotr parody of Santa Claus is coming to Town.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/15/2014
Frosty Gandalf the Snowman by Pip the Dark Lord of All reviews
A Lotr parody of Frosty the Snowman.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Gandalf, Hobbit - Complete
Nazgul Bells! Nazgul Bells! by Pip the Dark Lord of All reviews
A Lotr parody of Jingle Bells.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/15/2014 - Nazgul, Wraith - Complete
O Treebeard Ent! O Treebeard Ent! by Pip the Dark Lord of All reviews
A Lotr parody of O Christmas tree.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2014 - Treebeard - Complete
Outside a Market Stall by ScribeofArda reviews
'Actually, she thought they looked like brothers. The blond elf and the dark haired man had seemed at first glance maybe an unlikely friendship, but she dared anyone who saw them for more than a few moments to say otherwise.' A woman behind her market stall looks in on Legolas and Aragorn. Outsider POV, oneshot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/24/2015 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete