Sakura makes Sasuke a muffin. SasuxSaku

Ino made a bet with Sakura: the first single man to walk in the door is the one she has to seduce into kissing her tonight. Backed into a corner, she agrees. What ensues when she sees it's THAT man?

Sasuke ventures into Itachi's former room, only to discover his brother's dark, dark secret. Premassclanmurderingspree. SasukeSakura

The boys have some introspective dialogue on their relationships. Generic pairings. Short oneshot.

Okay, Sasuke, I'm going to teach you everything I know about girls.'

Neji thought being a prodigy and genius made everything easy...NejiSaku.

In which Itachi, Team 7, a laptop, and the joys of discovering adultffnet are included. [crack!fic]

Neji, Sasuke and Gaara are transfer students. They are the most feared and famous for their repulsive attitudes. Their motto? 'Stick Together'.But what happens when a girl name Sakura Haruno breaks them apart? [SakuNeji][SakuSasu][SakuGaa]

Tenten learns the consequences of accidentally turning down a date from Neji.

Of course, Neji wouldn’t try to be nice because Tenten made him feel guilty over insulting the bodysuited idiot. He just decided to be generous when the pink haired girl had to ruin the plan again...NejiSaku

Kakashi takes ol' team seven on a camping trip in the mountains. Story in a nutshell: Both of the boys loose all control and try to take Sakura. SasuSakuNaru My first Love Triangle! Yay! Review, please! It's my motivation to update! Mild lemons

Naruto wanted recognition, but not as a boxer shorts superninja! With challengers, girls, and women all hunting down Naruto's new alterego, he's going to have trouble making the real Naruto known! ActionRomanceHumor NARUXLOTTAGIRLSXBOXER

Romance! Action! Dating! Deception! Sexual tension! It would be a typical high school experience if not for one thing: all your friends are ninjas and an evil group of renegade ninjas want you dead. Slightly AU UPDATED: 01.05.2011. COMPLETED.

Sakura has been dating Gaara for a few months now, but Sasuke doesn’t know and he thinks she is still his. What happens when all the teams and our favorite sand nins go on a beach vacation and Sasuke decides it’s time to put an interest in Sakura? Sakug

10th Chapter: Today would always be remembered as the day Uchiha Sanosuke found out just how hard a girl could hit.

Everyone wants what they cant have right? Well the same applies for a popular boy who can get anyone, and the one girl who doesnt want him. SasuXSaku and lotsa others AU and slightly OOC, but it's AU so whatcha gonna do?

After a painful breakup with her boyfriend, Haruno Sakura moves on by joining a rock band that consists of a loud mouthed blond and a handsome blue haired guitarist. Will there be chaos, or will love bloom among members? SasSakNeji, NaruHina

[Winner of the AN fanfic contest]It’s the ninth of June… and Uchiha Itachi is turning eighteen. What horrors shall ensue when Deidara, Sasori and Kisame try to make this day special? Will this be Itachi’s best birthday ever or his last?

He didn’t know what possessed him to do it. It just happened. [ShikamaruTemari Oneshot]

Augh! I HATE Gwen Stephani! She's an evil woman who writes songs about sex' screamed Lee. He ran around in circles until he crashed into a wall and fell down unconscious. Very random. COMPLETE!

For one whole year, the teachers shall force their students to celebrate every holiday of the year in the quest of life, liberty and the pursuit of youthfullness!

What happens when Sakura Goldfish loving girl is forced to go to an all male school! She has to deal with Pervert Guys, strict male teachers, all while living in their dorm! Especially when the four most perverted guys are Itachi, Neji, Sasuke, & Gaara!

COMPLETION. When Sakura gets a bracelete sealed on her wrist, she gets a curse. Now every person of the opposite sex that Sakura meets eye to eye is in love with her! But there is a catch, no matter how understanding the female is, every one of them will

[Oneshot. SasuSaku. Crack!ish.] There were some things pregnant women couldn't do. Luckily for Sakura, Sasuke is, contrary to popular belief, a very caring husband. “Oh my! I’m sorry Sasuke, my hand slipped! Could you pick it up again…?” Hell yeah!

That's right...no one messes with Uchiha Sakura. Sasusaku