A collection of Kakuzu/Hidan oneshots.

Kakuzu and Hidan receive a strange package from.... yaoi fangirls? Short one-shot, rated T for Hidan's language. Could be seen as a sort of sequel to "Hidan learns about Yaoi".

Part one of my May requests. Kakuzu shows Hidan how to warm up after passing out in the chilly rain. KakuHida yaoi, lemon

Ten little drabbles based off of songs.

Hidan comes down with Mono, and Kakuzu uses him as a table. KakuHida, Fluff

“If I hear one more word out of your mouth before I eat dinner, I’ll give you something serious to complain about.” Lemon, yaoi, Mpreg, gore, romance…if you could call it romance…and much revenge.

Hidan watches Kakuzu at night.

Hidan and Kakuzu are in the middle of having sex when the unexpected happens. Rated M for Hidans mouth and sex. Hidan/Kakuzu. R&R

Hidan finds out what Yaoi is... short one-shot, no actual yaoi action. Rated T for Hidan's mouth.

What happens when Hidan goes in search of some lube? Rated M for sexual themes and Hidan's lovely language.

There was nothing for Hidan to cry about, Kakuzu wasn’t about ready to die. Kakuzu x Hidan KakuHidan Rated for Safety

What happens when Pein does a experiment on Hidan and Hidan gets Pregent? How will he take it find out! yaoi KakuHidan. Mpreg Hidan. T for Hidan's mouth. edited by HyruleHalfBreed. the chapters get longer after chapter six.

Hidan looks back on his and Kakuzu's deaths. KakuHidan KakuzuxHidan

When Hidan and Kakuzu enter into the hidden steam village, memories of Hidan's childhood comes to mind. Warning: Hidan and Kakuzu crack T4Hidan

Hidan gets revenge on Kakuzu.

Hidan and Kakuzu are Opposites.

--KakuHida oneshot. Hidan isn't all that skilled in the area of playing Santa...-- Deidara stifled a huge choke of laughter. "Well, un... Um... If Kakuzu's into drag queens, it'll be perfect."

It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.

Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.

Kakuzu resurrection fic. Hidan wasn't about to let Kakuzu win in death. The power of love is divine. How things might have turned out differently after they fight the Konoha nins.

One-shot. They have always had a tense relationship, a relationship they barely talked about. A relationship Kakuzu apologizes for. And Hidan isn't so sure what to think about that. Please read and review.

The keeper of an inn is about to have the day of his life when Kakuzu and Hidan walk in for some service. Rated for Hidan's mouth and implications. Implied yaoi

Yaoi. KakuHida. AU. An exotic dancer is forced to see a psychiatrist. This psychiatrist isn't like all those other quacks.

Hidan, the top art student, dreams of being just as good as his older brother, Hideki, a genius tattooist, in art. Kakuzu is an art major in college who comes to teach Hidan's class for extra credit. Can he help Hidan achieve his dream? KakuHida AU

Hidan decides to get a tattoo. Thanks to help from the resident artists, careful planning and a sample of blood he isn't the only one… Kakuzu is not amused.