PG for mild cussing. Basically I like songfics, so decided to make a parody set to the tune of "Teenage Dirtbag" by Wheetus. Remus, talking about how hard it is to get girls wehn one is a hairy scary werewolf. PLEASE JUST READ IT! IT'S REALLY SHORT!

Harry's just an emo kid trying to get by while the whole world's out to get him. Then in comes the MySpace whores, Draco in drag, xStraightxEdgex, plot holes, bleeding hearts and... Hawthorne Heights?[Parody!]

The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.

A one-shot parody. Harry finds a very peculiar and perilous handbook, and travels through an unbelievable alternate universe where everything is upsidedown. Rated M because I like the letter M. Oh yeah, and for some grownup stuff.

A parody of monstrous proportions; a mockery of all that is deemed holy. Don't be jealous that you didn't think of it first.

Have you ever stopped to think about the poor characters, forced to do all those horrendous fanfics? Read and pity them [a parody on certain ships]. All Stand Alones.

Ever wonder what kind of music your favorite Harry Potter characters listen to and what those songs tell you about them? Well, come on in and check it out. This is quite clever and amusing, if I do say so myself. Tell me what you think!

This is just a nonsense story of the trio’s sixth year at Hogwarts. It’s really random and crazy but does have a slight plot. It’s mostly RonHermione with a little HarryGinny. Ch. 14 up!

This is a fic making fun of cliches in the fanfics of today. I’ll hit everything from Ron and Hermione to slash from songfics to whatever pops into my mind. Ch 9 up!

One-shot. Hogwarts is so much more interesting when everyone's in love with Hermione, original characters appear out of nowhere, over used plot lines run amok, and out of character is the motto, right?

A lesser known Hogwarts class teaches new students what they really need to survive at school. A citygirl1116® parody!

They're OOC! They're badly written! They're having lots of sex! A baffled Harry Potter encounters a terrifying evil...the fanfic versions of his friends.

In honor of April 15: Lord Voldemort encounters a force far darker and more evil than he could ever hope to be...income taxes.

Exchange Students, time turners, potions accidents, long-lost twins, mysterious new powers, snogging, more exchange students...

A parody of all the terrible plot elements that bother us all. Includes Draco in leather pants and a wellformed Hermione as well as many other mistakes and cliches found in horrid fanfics. Review if you like, flames are always welcome.

I'm not kidding. You'll wish you hadn't. Chapter 4: Is Snape Evil? Find out inside!

Well, this started out as a case of writer's block but um ha yeah now it's turned into something much more. It kind of combines ffic and romance novels and makes fun of both. Kind of a parody. (We love both but we think it's funny)

Over the summer holidays, Hermione and Draco undergo an amazing, life changing transformation! Suddenly, they're gorgeous, redeemed and procreating like widdle bunny rabits! Let the clichés begin...

WARNING: INSANITY ok... random plotless my style fluff? you be the judge. . .

A series of funny, SEPERATE one-shots dedicated to sexy-pureblood-abused-cliched!Hermione and GreekGod-redeemed-snarky-cliched!Draco. Features overused plots, bizarre twists, and rampant exploitation of the characters. All in good fun!

Er...I wrote this at about 4am, I think it defies summary, but I'll try. The characters are reading fic...randomness and odd pairings ensue...

A story of romance and mystery, drama and horror, Angst, spirituality, and some purple Speedo's... But beware the leprachauns, for they do not yet exsist in this story, and not even I have any idea what they shall do...

When Draco realizes he loves Hermione, will he be able to keep her from seducing Harry? How will their parts in the new school play help him? Who is this new student from America who was sorted into Gryffindor? Romance and humor collide at Hogwarts!

When Parvati Patil is suddenly transformed into a large moose, the rest of the Griffindors face the conflict of whether or not to eat the moose, or make sweet moose love to it.

OMG Yay! I updated! Chapter 2 is now up! The basic plot to my story is...DREAMS! Yes, dreams. Dreams caused by the consumption of strange, overbaked foods. R&R, hope you like!