So thanks to a few twisted people out there who I admire so much, I am doing wrong pairings here. None are to be taken seriously! No under age or sex, just good clean fun to be had!

When Severus Snape finally blows his cover with Voldemort he is regulated to a fate far worse than death. When he is rescued and brought to Grimmauld Place he has to heal more than his body as his mind and soul need healing the most.

Remus Lupin loves to wind up Severus Snape after the war. Finally Severus Snaps and suddenly Remus Lupin wishes he had stopped when he had a chance. No slash!

When Severus rescues a shaggy black dog in Hogsmeade he sets off a new chain of events. Spoilers for all seven books. Oh and do I need to say this, really? No Slash!

Voldemort is dead, his loyal death eaters all rounded up and dead or imprisoned. It is time for old rivalries to be buried and Severus Snape takes Sirius Black's apology in a unique way…

This is DH2 movie cannon, Severus travels to Godric's Hallow and finds Lily finds her alive. She takes Harry and disappears for fifteen years only to return for Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts.

Severus Snape and Sirius Black decide to have a fight, muggle style. This can only end badly for all or can it? Rated for some naughty language and violence.

Based loosely on inkmonkeys's fic "Severus Snape Hogwarts dropout". Severus Snape has left Hogwarts intending to leave magic behind after the humiliation at the end of his fifth year. Someone has other ideas though.

When Severus Snape decides to switch sides after hearing part of the prophecy Moody knows he has to speak to the young man to make sure Dumbledore has made the right choice. The interogation shows us much of who Severus Snape really is.

This is a one shot based on the series "The Best Revenge" by Arsinoe de Blassenville, I wanted so badly to see Sirius have to apologize when he realizes how good Severus is. So here is the fiction that shows Sirius can do the right thing.

Nearly a month after Voldemort is dead and peace reigns in the land. Yet it cannot last poor Mrs. Weasley finds out as the last of the Marauders and Snape are still alive and well…

Sirius Black really should learn not to prank Severus Snape, especially with Daleks, yes pranking Severus Snape with Daleks is a always a bad idea.

There is a reason Sirius Black is not allowed in a potions classroom, it's just after Voldemort is gone and he manages to get de-aged, by knocking over a potion Severus has to take care of him, how will this turn out? Read to find out!

In Grimmauld Place two men decide to have a drinking contest, one of these men is Severus Snape, the other is Sirius Black. Let's sit back and watch the fun shall we?

Mostly canon through the end of GoF and some canon through OotP. At the end of Harry's fifth year he finds out the power he knows not is with the Goblins! No Harry as Horcrux but there will be some clueless Dumbledore.

The war ended horribly even though Harry Potter survived he lost the very people he would need to grow to a strong healthy man. What happens when one man is allowed to go back and change things for the better?

This is going to be painful for some of the Hogwarts crew, but as the truth must get out the soapbox must go up...

Severus Snape survives the bite of Nagini and though an unexpected and unwanted set of events he ends up in a new world. However, will he learn to live a real life or continue to live the haunted half life he has for the past 16 years?

Severus Snape has escaped Voldemort in a spectacular fashion after being found out by Voldemort to not really being on his side. It's up to one old Auror to protect and take care of him. Heaven help us all.

It's a short time after the war with Voldemort and Snape has chosen to go to America for a conference. For reasons that will be explained Remus Lupin and Sirius Black go with him. They visit Wal*Mart one day...

AU Severus Snape wants a new pet and revenge. In Fact he sees exactly what he wants for a pet when he sees a certain Animagmus out for a walk one day…

AU, Remus Lupin has committed his first murder ever, that of Fenrir Grayback, and instead of feeling vindicated he feels horrible. As he thinks on killing himself to rid the world of a monster one Severus Snape is there for him. No Slash!

What if in Harry's second year it is someone else who duels with Snape in the dueling club? What hilarity can ensue and how would Gilroy Lockhart react at someone else getting the attention?

Sirius dies and Harry throws everything away and distances himself from everyone who cares about him. Only one person notices As Harry falls into a deep depression, can he get the help that Harry needs before he boy does something to hurt himself more than he already has? Warnings: Mentions of abuse and suicide. If you don't like then please skip to the next story on this site!

AU takes place the summer before Harry's second year. No one deserves to live with the Dursleys, not even the boy-who-constantly-drives-Snape-mad. Can Snape help Harry and the Golden Trio achieve more than they thought? Will someone finally keep these three safe? Can old grudges finally die as we all prepare for the future, a difficult future, ahead?