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Lord Of The Ring's Funny bits!

Focus: Books Lord of the Rings, Since: 10-27-05

Founder: E.Tphonehome - Stories: 185 - Followers: 9 - Staff: 1 - id: 23660

HUMOR people, something for everyone, some straight some slash some weird All absolutely helairiosly funny I think I spelt that wrong. Every story is suposed to be read with tounge in cheek and if tolkien ever read any of these he would turn in his grave at the ridiculose positions his characters are forced into. But you know what they say alls fair in fanfiction so make sure youre mouth is empty or you will definetly spray the screen with chunks when you start laughing youre head off.

Pictor Ignotus by MusicalCharlatan reviews

As an unknown painter manipulates the colors of his masterpiece, so shall the Valar. Maybe that's why they're trying to play matchmaker with the Prince of Mirkwood? ::slightly AU: legomance::

Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,298 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Legolas

Plain Jane In Thirteen Chapters by Larry1710 reviews

Fanfiction versus Jane Thomas. Fanfiction dumped Jane in Middle Earth, lumbering her with sweaty Boromir, but then withdrew her just when she was beginning to get emotionally attached. Epilogue up - Will we see the Return of Jane?

Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 61,433 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Boromir - Complete

Alfonso the Ring: Part III by RiseAgainPhoenix reviews

Lord of the Rings wouldn't be Lord of the Rings without the Ring, now would it? Hear the story from the Ring's point of view! Warnings: Ring has very coarse language, and Aragorn and Legolas occasionally do slashy things. FINSISHED! Last chapter up!

Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,853 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/3/2006 - Published: 12/27/2005

Alfonso the Ring: Part II by RiseAgainPhoenix reviews

Relive the story, the epic, the adventure, and the romance...through the eyes of the Ring! Lord of the Rings, told as it should be: by the One Ring himself. Rated for very coarse language and minor slash. Last chapter is UP!

Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,887 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/28/2005 - Published: 7/13/2004

Alfonso the Ring by RiseAgainPhoenix reviews

The LOTR trilogy, seen through the eyes of the most important character---Mr. One Ring himself! (Beware! Ring has a snarky attitude, this is rated for coarse language & maybe slash) Last chapter up!

Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 43,059 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/30/2004 - Published: 1/15/2003

The Awkward Adventures of Meghan Whimblesby by FebruarySong reviews

What happens when a girl who is afraid of blood, thinks Legolas is a complete moron, and knows next to nothing about LotR gets dumped into Middle earth with the Fellowship? Crazy spin on a MarySue fic. Now complete.

Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 112,684 - Reviews: 2412 - Favs: 1,744 - Follows: 1,303 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 7/14/2007 - [Legolas, OC] - Complete

Moments of Panic by boz4PM reviews

A selection of drabbles, vignettes, ficlets and one-shots related to 'Don't Panic' and 'Okay, NOW Panic' and involving characters from those two fics.

Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 107 - Published: 9/15/2008

Don't Panic! by boz4PM reviews

Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)

Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,860 - Reviews: 1366 - Favs: 2,430 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004

Okay, NOW Panic! by boz4PM reviews

This is the sequel to Don't Panic! We follow Penny as she journeys with Elrond and Arwen south to Minas Tirith, via Lothlorien and Edoras. She thought Bree and Imladris were bad? She ain't seen nothing yet.

Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 60 - Words: 465,490 - Reviews: 2478 - Favs: 1,712 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete

Black and White by Barefoot XO reviews

Crossover with HP! Whatever happened to Sirius Black? What if he fell into MiddleEarth? What insanity might ensue? And how will Saruman and Sauron be affected? A million laughs. Minor sexual inferences. Not slash!

Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Sirius B., Saruman - Complete

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do In MiddleEarth by IthilielCuivienien reviews

Just a list of things I am not allowed to do in Middleearth... pure nonesense!

Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Aragorn, Legolas

The Worst Things About Sues by mbus55 reviews

In an unfortunate accident Amy gets dragged to Middle Earth by a bunch of brainless Mary Sues. But her problems are only beginning and things get more complicated when she finds herself with a group of Sue Slayers.

Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,113 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 9/23/2007

Small Hearts by CassieReaganMoore reviews

Allie, Hannah, and Kaylin are just camping when something very strange happens: they disappear! Separated, the three carry on with life as best as they can, and much madness and chaos is the result. Will not be romance until later chapters.

Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,465 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Boromir, Theodred

Murphy's Law for Dwarves by ar-elenriel reviews

This is a tribute to Arabasiels' story Murphy's Law For Elves which I came across when paging through my Favorites section. If elves are vulnerable to Murphy's Law should not Dwarves be doubly vulnerable?

Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Complete

Get it Off by Nefhiriel reviews

Don't you hate it when you keep finding bugs in unexpected places? Before long you feel like they’re crawling all over you. Know the feeling? Halbarad & Aragorn are soon to discover it...

Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,226 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Aragorn - Complete

Condensed Fellowship of the Ring by Varietygirl9143 reviews

The First of Three! Our heroes are stuck being... well, heroes. Pippin likes shiny things! Sam hasn't got a clue about anything! Merry likes BLTs! Frodo must put up with them all! Random. [UNDERGOING INTENSE HUMOR RECONSTRUCTION]

Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Complete

Demonic Kittens by Athena D. Cat reviews

Tari (a cat) explains why Elladan and Elrohir are terrified of cats.

Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Elrohir - Complete

I TOLD You to Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews

Another day, another ridiculous Sue to scar the canon characters for life with…no, I’m not laughing evilly, why do you ask? Sequel to “Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around.”

Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,712 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Complete

Revenge by Joee1 reviews

A short one-shot inspired by one of Elf Eye's stories. Lord Elrond wakes and notices that something very dear to him is missing. Funnier than this summary sounds.

Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/9/2004 - Elrond, Glorfindel - Complete

A Balrog's Easier by InnitMarvelous reviews

Elrond is nearly late for his wedding...

Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2004 - Elrond, Glorfindel - Complete

The Way is Shut by The Green Pilgrim reviews

A new evil is finding its way into Middle-earth... luckily the King of the Dead is all too happy to act as a bouncer. One shot.

Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/24/2004 - Complete

If You Give An Elf A Cookie by Writer From Rivendell reviews

What happens when you give an elf a cookie? Pure silliness, that's what! Loosely based on the children's book, If You Give A Mouse A Cookie, it documents what might happen if you give an elf a cookie.

Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,052 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/25/2005 - Published: 2/28/2004

51 ways to annoy Lord Elrond by Twister the Dragon reviews

I think that is fairly self explanatory really

Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/17/2006 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Elrond

The Element of Surprise by Abskii reviews

A girl gets pulled into MiddleEarth. She doesn't want to be there, and does not join the Fellowship. No MarySue. Now being revised.

Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 115,873 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 9/7/2002

ABC's For Middle Earth by Snodgrass and Winkle reviews

Ever wonder what the ABC's are like for Middle Earth? Well here they are! This was written when we should have been listening to the sermon in church! Please R&R

Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/7/2005

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