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Founder: E.Tphonehome - Stories: 185 - Followers: 9 - Staff: 1 - id: 23660
HUMOR people, something for everyone, some straight some slash some weird All absolutely helairiosly funny I think I spelt that wrong. Every story is suposed to be read with tounge in cheek and if tolkien ever read any of these he would turn in his grave at the ridiculose positions his characters are forced into. But you know what they say alls fair in fanfiction so make sure youre mouth is empty or you will definetly spray the screen with chunks when you start laughing youre head off. |
The Last One Standing by Sun Queen reviews
Middle-Earth is about to end, and the last people left alive are Glorfindel, Gollum, and Mary-Sue. This story defies all logical comprehension, read at your own risk.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2002
The Care and Feeding of Hobbits by Baylor reviews
Ruminations on the Little People by Boromir, Man of Gondor. NEW CHAPTER: HOBBIT CUSTOMS AND CELEBRATIONS.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,649 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/15/2004 - Published: 11/17/2002 - Boromir, Peregrin T.
Welcome to Rivendell Mr Anderson by Snodgrass and Winkle reviews
Two is better than one...and when two sisters are combined, nothing can stop them. Sauron sends the Fellowship to modern times, but Barb and Em are there to help. Even when it means leaving home...for Middle Earth. NEW SUM! NOT A MARY SUE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 203,423 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/19/2006 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Haldir, Boromir
The To The Point Mary Sue Slash Story From Hell by The Battling Bard reviews
Ever wondered what would happen when your two favourite/hated genres collide? Join Mary sue as she discovers the messy implications of a world of hermaphrodite elves.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/13/2008 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Legolas, Glorfindel - Complete
Beam Me Up, Glorfindel by Zhie reviews
The wayward adventures of Captain Glorfindel and his crew aboard the U.S.S. Elfterprise. Parody, crossover with Star Trek of sorts.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
One Shrek To Bring Them All by Scarlett Moonchild reviews
CH 19 NEW! Shrek finds his swamp filled with dead people, and finds himself on a quest to Mordor with the Fellowship, in a bargain to get it back.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,921 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/13/2005 - Published: 8/6/2004
Sue's for Hire by Earthbender2010 reviews
[Drabble]This is where authors get the MarySue's for their fanfics.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Complete
Insanity doesn't even begin to describe it by Crecy reviews
A normally insane girl ventures to middle earth to have a little fun and a little love. But you have to wonder how long it'll take before they try to kick her out and ban her... come see for yourself! rated for cursing, possible higher rating later
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,625 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/20/2004 - Published: 5/15/2004
Another Manly Tale by Saltwater reviews
Part 2 in the 'Manly Chronicles'. Of a Manly Father, and the plight for his flamboyant offspring...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 10/3/2005 - Thranduil, Legolas - Complete
A Story of Great Manliness by Saltwater reviews
Part 1 in the 'Manly Chronicles'. Of a Manly Man, and his sons. Witness the glory, the classic of the Manliest Men of Middle Earth, and quiver in unadulterated fear and envy! For who amongst you could boast such true Manliness, with a capital MAN?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Denethor, Faramir - Complete
Of Orbs And Such by Saltwater reviews
Are you sick of overused cliche's? Of word that don't exsist, but are still used? Of the way that apples go all brown and icky when you leave them in the air too long? Well, i cant do much about the apples, but i DO enjoy making fun of bad writing...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 5/29/2005
Dubious Adventures: A Tale of the Bravest Heroics by Saltwater reviews
I was once abandoned at school, left to rot in the library. My family had forgotten me, and I was surrounded by my worst enemy: Silence. I had no food, no water, and all cool internets sites had been blocked. My name is Kat, and this is my story...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/2/2005 - Published: 5/29/2005
Strange Encounters by Jaded Kitten reviews
REVAMPED!Join Maria and friends as they struggle to keep their sanity as the loveable, and some unloveable, characters make their lives a living hell. Marry and Pippin are pervs, Arwen has started a silent war with Akiera, gollum drives everyone insane...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,055 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 7/5/2005
A Necessity by Larian Elensar reviews
COMPLETE. Sam gets a necessary item from Haldir during the Fellowship's visit to Lorien.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Haldir, Samwise G. - Complete
Homecoming by Galenfea reviews
Thranduil wants to know why his son is being followed by fangirls... oh, and a dwarf. V. short. Chapter two: Legolas' family meet the fangirls. This occassions a few disappointments...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/6/2006 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Legolas - Complete
Wait a Second! by CaffinatedDreamSequence reviews
In addition to chasing them with Orcs, Nazgul, and all wickedness, Sauron has decided that he wants to frustrate the Fellowship itself, not just it's mission. Poor Legolas! COMPLETED!...rating just to be safe I accept anonymous reviews. NO FLAMES! R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,548 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Legolas
Robes and Riches by Aromene reviews
Though riding off to war and perhaps certain defeat, the people of Gondor take it upon themselves to ensure their king to be looks his best. But Aragorn has a thing or two to say on the matter.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
How To Drive An Elf Insane by Zeiphyx reviews
Legolas finds himself on the hunt for an elusive athelas bush with none other than Peregrin Took for company... Peregrin is eager to know all about everything from elves to babies. How will Legolas cope? No slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Peregrin T., Legolas - Complete
Coffee Break by The Sugarfaerie reviews
What exactly does happen when you close your copy of Lord of the Rings? Short and silly.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Boromir - Complete
Mary Sue in a Barrel by Yemi Hikari reviews
A Mary Sue bashing. Meant to make even a Mary Sue writer laugh.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2006 - OC, Thranduil - Complete
Hobbits are Ponies, Men are Horses by Yemi Hikari reviews
The idea of a certain Peregrin Took as the Fellowship rests.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Peregrin T. - Complete
Malaise by Levade reviews
A rather grumpy Elrond, Glorfindel, a tent, large puddle and a High King with a quirky sense of humour.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/1/2003 - Elrond, Glorfindel
The Insanity of the Voices in the Well by Elven Dreamer Child reviews
-Complete- Combine a fic challenge, Monty Python, and a few Elves and this is what you get. When a couple of elf-lords and a ranger get stuck in a unique situation, can they prevail over extreme giggling fits, Glorfindel's singing, and a small green frog?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,575 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Complete
PerpetuĊ by Neige reviews
Notsomodernday, oneshot: in which Glorfindel and Celeborn sit back, drink tea, and catch up on things.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Glorfindel, Celeborn - Complete
WHAT'S WITH THE 10th WALKER! by Johnnycake EDR reviews
A oneshot...exactly what it sounds like...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Complete