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Founder: E.Tphonehome - Stories: 185 - Followers: 9 - Staff: 1 - id: 23660
HUMOR people, something for everyone, some straight some slash some weird All absolutely helairiosly funny I think I spelt that wrong. Every story is suposed to be read with tounge in cheek and if tolkien ever read any of these he would turn in his grave at the ridiculose positions his characters are forced into. But you know what they say alls fair in fanfiction so make sure youre mouth is empty or you will definetly spray the screen with chunks when you start laughing youre head off. |
MIA: When MarySue Met Her Maker by Violet Dawson reviews
Watch as MarySue comes to terms with her preteen author and is finally brought to justice by everyone's favorite trio.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Legolas - Complete
Long Hair Is A Bad Idea by Cheez Socks reviews
MarySue's long, flowing, shimmering, beautiful hair isn't always a good thing.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2005 - Legolas - Complete
The Council of Legolas by Authoressinhiding reviews
Legolas, Elladan, Elrohir, Aragorn, and company capture a MSwriter. Chaos ensues. oneshot
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Legolas, Faramir - Complete
Kind as Summer by Insomniac Luddite reviews
The Lord of Imladris does battle with an intruder who wants to the haven from him: Evil!Elrond. Yes, the same Evil!Elrond who is so beloved of a certain type of fic writer coughMary-Suecough. Exaggerations and silliness, of course.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/2/2003 - Elrond
The Balrog's Lament by Insomniac Luddite reviews
Even Balrogs can be useful if you’ve been captured by an insane writer.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2003 - Elrond
Attack of the Rabid Squirrels by Hiei-Rulez reviews
[COMPLETED] Sequel to 'Attack of the Wild Turkeys' An Army of squirrels attack the Fellowship...but these squirrels have rabies. The World as we know it...is officially over.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,008 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 7/12/2004 - Complete
Attack of the Wild Turkeys by Hiei-Rulez reviews
[COMPLETED] Wild Turkeys attack Middle-Earth. What will our Heroes do? Rated PG13 for mild Turkey violence and random insanity.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,985 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/11/2004 - Published: 6/9/2004 - Complete
Games People Play by Evergreene reviews
Legolas is rather puzzled by the behaviour of the hobbits. Aragorn does not help. It's a long walk to Mordor...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,803 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Legolas, Aragorn
Fellowship Examination by crescent-illusion reviews
The fellowship was forced to take exams to see which race is the smartest of all. Read to see which one of them would be the smartest!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,572 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/11/2006 - Published: 5/23/2003
Glorfindel: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by insert pseudonym reviews
The guide for that loveable, but oft neglected Elven Lord: Glorfindel.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/14/2003
Siege Mentality by Insomniac Luddite reviews
Palantiri, modems, girls in Elrond’s bedroom, flash floods, feather dusters, Erestor fainting, catatonic Thranduil, whipped cream, cruelty to Mary Sues, silly names, four half-witted Halflings and one irritable Istar.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,357 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/4/2004 - Published: 2/22/2003 - Elrond, Legolas
The MarySue That Wasn't by vericus reviews
Sabrina finds herself dumped in MiddleEarth. Only one problem she doesn't even know she's in MiddleEarth, and she has arrived at exactly the wrong time. Warning: amusing only if you have a morbid sense of humour or you hate MarySues.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
LotR Letters by vericus reviews
Letters between characters in the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Four in all. All up. Please review.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/30/2002 - Published: 10/17/2002 - Aragorn, Frodo B. - Complete
The Games of the Gods, Book One: Setting the Board by vericus reviews
The last thing Rachel wanted to become was a tooperfect MarySue. But when she dies and gets transported to MiddleEarth with her friend, she finds she has little choice in the matter. Rating for language and being a MarySue with an attitude.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 285,571 - Reviews: 2419 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 4/23/2004 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Glorfindel, Haldir - Complete
I Told You So by Arden Skysender reviews
Don't You just love it when Glorfindel is proven wrong? Again! a continuation of my other stories
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Glorfindel, Elrohir - Complete
Mîbo orch, Meleth by Linfindel reviews
Glorfindel and Erestor are enemies first and friends second. Everyone knows this. So why does Lindir insist that they are in love? ErestorGlorfindel slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,939 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/7/2005 - Published: 8/5/2004 - Glorfindel
Those Who Plan Together by Maranwe Elanor reviews
Elladan, Elrohir, Legolas, and Estel get into a little late night trouble.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/22/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Hero Bootcamp by Maranwe Elanor reviews
Elrond and Glorfindel host a . . . well, bootcamp, to determine who the next heroes are going to be. That's the best summary I can come up with. If you want more, read.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2003 - Elrond, Aragorn
Closeted by Maranwe Elanor reviews
Aragorn and Legolas incur the wrath of Elladan and Elrhoir and end up trapped.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
I WIll Play by Maranwe Elanor reviews
Estel plays with the twins and Elrond watches.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/4/2003 - Aragorn, Elrond - Complete
Balrogs and Bunny Rabbits by Serendi reviews
Elrohir feels taht his mother had left him for good and that he will never see her again. Elrond is on his own to make him feel better. a short cute fic. may be one shot, with a balrog cameo.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Elrohir, Elrond - Complete
What They Should Have Done by Bunny Hooded Bombchu reviews
Completed, finally! Who loves ya! Fifty alternate ways to get rid of the ring or kill Sauron. Expect much randomness and stupidity.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,254 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/11/2007 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Complete
Lord of the Taters II by The Hobbit Lass reviews
Parody of The Two Towers, sequel to Lord of the Taters, though you don't have to read that. The insanity continues! Helm's Deep is a pathetic shack, Denethor makes appearances, and the Wraiths ride on tater tots!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,590 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/2/2005 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Frodo B.
Lord of the Taters by The Hobbit Lass reviews
A hilarious parody in which Frodo must destroy an evil potato with the aid of his trusty plastic butterknife and magical undergarments, Arwen and Glorfindel fight over Frodo, Merry talks to apples, and more insanity!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,470 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/23/2005 - Published: 3/21/2005 - Frodo B. - Complete
Haldir's Infuriating Morning by The Hobbit Lass reviews
Haldir justs wants some peace and rest, but Legolas, Aragorn, and various other people keep annoying him, which is very amusing! OneShot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Haldir - Complete