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Focus: Books Lord of the Rings, Since: 10-27-05
Founder: E.Tphonehome - Stories: 185 - Followers: 9 - Staff: 1 - id: 23660
HUMOR people, something for everyone, some straight some slash some weird All absolutely helairiosly funny I think I spelt that wrong. Every story is suposed to be read with tounge in cheek and if tolkien ever read any of these he would turn in his grave at the ridiculose positions his characters are forced into. But you know what they say alls fair in fanfiction so make sure youre mouth is empty or you will definetly spray the screen with chunks when you start laughing youre head off. |
The Madness of Denethor by The Hobbit Lass reviews
Humorous oneshot. Denethor can’t remember who his son Faramir is, throws halfdigested tomatoes and chicken legs at people, and ends up getting shot with a tranquilizer dart! It's actually quite amusing.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2005 - Denethor, Faramir - Complete
The Lord of the Rings: Rejected Titles by The Hobbit Lass reviews
Just a silly little thing in which the characters test out several possible titles that Lord of the Rings could have had. Not a list.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2005 - Complete
Goodbye, Mary Sue by The Hobbit Lass reviews
Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli witness as Mary Sue literally “falls” into Middle earth and doesn’t come off so lucky. Warning: Mary Sue death.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Complete
An Elflord's Patience by Aelaer reviews
Elrond Peredhel has quite a lot of patience, but even he can lose his temper. And as the Council of Elrond is interrupted once again, a few Sues find that even the Lord of Rivendell can lose it...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/1/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter And The MiddleEarthians by Paige Darke reviews
Kayli's back. Well, she never really left. What happens when you mix an Elf, a confused human girl, a castleful of wizard students, and a war against a Dark Lord? The usual. Sequel to EHMSOH! Crossover with HP.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,954 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Legolas, Elrohir
Elves, Hobbits, & MarySues, Oh My! by Paige Darke reviews
COMPLETE! A teenage girl is dropped into Middle-Earth. She finds herself the prisoner of a pair of Mary-Sues, with a complete lack of modern conveniences, reading material in ENGLISH, and everything she knows. And she most DEFINITELY does NOT want to be t
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 97,570 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Complete
The Valar Must Be Crazy by Archimedes-Factotum reviews
What is it? IT'S... Archie Factotum's Crazy Parody of LOTR! with Pythonesque humor, and hilarious things such as: Gandalf in a Porsche, Legolas in a fluffy green top hat, Grima in a...hehe, read to find out!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,663 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/20/2005 - Published: 12/5/2004 - Aragorn, Gandalf
Moist by Too Voici reviews
A story of Funny Words, Aragorn, and Fixing Legolas's ArrowHead.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/29/2005 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Aragorn
Denethor's Demise by escapistone reviews
Boromir and Faramir rid Middle Earth of their father. AU irreverant humor fic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2004 - Boromir, Faramir
Gimli and Boromir Strike Back by Dodendans reviews
Tired of being abused by Sues and their authors, Gimli and Boromir decide that for once they will get revenge. ON HOLD
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,319 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/7/2005 - Published: 12/30/2003 - Boromir, Gimli
The Morning After by Eggo Waffles reviews
All Faramir wants is a cup of tea. The rest of Middle earth, however, has other plans. Rated for Wanton Debauchery
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Faramir - Complete
The Risks of Knitting by papercut ninja reviews
Legolas has strange symptoms and the Hobbits suspect something even stranger. Can Aragorn sort things out?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,392 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Legolas, Aragorn
The Song of that Sword by Nolitari reviews
Estel is not always the cute mortal who holds everyone's hands. And when impatience to slay some orcs imaginary or not overcomes the said child, he can make people a bit edgy...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Aragorn, Elrohir
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3180 - Favs: 1,993 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
Two Hobbits, an Elf, and Pink Hairspray by Zeiphyx reviews
AU, ancient Crack!Fic. Our two favourite hobbits get hold of a can of pink hairspray... Oh, the possibilities! They drug a certain, rather image conscious elf in his sleep and if you want to know what happens click that little blue title :P
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/11/2006 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T., Legolas - Complete
Lord of the Rings: Marriage Prospects by Kitty-chan33 reviews
For anyone who's ever wondered what it would be like to marry any of the LotR characters, here's your chance to find out. [Part V: Meriadoc Brandybuck]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,790 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/19/2005 - Published: 2/28/2005
I'M A WHAT! by E.Tphonehome reviews
A high school art teacher with a secret love of all things lord of the rings, is transported rather rudly to middle earth, thanks to the abject stupidity of two of her students. The fun dosent stop there though,
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 63,342 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Glorfindel
Belly Butter by Pentangle-linnon reviews
Bad, BAD Elladan! Aragorn. Elrond. Twins. Glorfindel. Poor, poor, Erestor.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,809 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/12/2005 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Aragorn, Elrohir
The Council of Elessar by Eggo Waffles reviews
It's the Fourth Age, and a matter of Utter Seriousness has prompted Aragorn to call a council.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/24/2006 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Aragorn, Faramir
What Have Tomatoes Got to Do With Anything? by Eggo Waffles reviews
Recent studies show that if one watches RotK and then reads 'The Importance of Being Earnest' by Oscar Wilde, one will wake up at midnight and write something a bit like this.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Denethor, Peregrin T. - Complete
Aragorn’s Rather Tricky Situation by Too Voici reviews
Sometimes it's just not best to jump people when they're taking a bath. Ver. 2.5!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,372 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/23/2005 - Published: 9/16/2005 - Aragorn
Elves Shouldn't Be Allowed by Dark-Sylph reviews
A faulty time machine, a 17 year old girl stuck in an elf's body, and a whole troupe of characters dreading what the new wierdo from Mirkwood's going to do next! Elladan stands in for Orlando Bloom, and Legolas takes a turn as matchmaker for once.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,127 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Legolas, Elrohir
Singularly by Nimble and Quick reviews
In which it is all Aragorn's fault. (Legolas/Aragorn)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Rituals of Old by SithRuse reviews
A misleading phrase lands Legolas into a bit of trouble. The rituals of Elves continue to mystify.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Gimli's Box by Radish Earrings reviews
I was watching LOTR 2 towers when it struck me, how did Gimli reply to Legolas at Helms Deep? Did he say describe it to me, did he ask for a box, of did he just go in a huff? [one shot]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete