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Founder: E.Tphonehome - Stories: 185 - Followers: 9 - Staff: 1 - id: 23660
HUMOR people, something for everyone, some straight some slash some weird All absolutely helairiosly funny I think I spelt that wrong. Every story is suposed to be read with tounge in cheek and if tolkien ever read any of these he would turn in his grave at the ridiculose positions his characters are forced into. But you know what they say alls fair in fanfiction so make sure youre mouth is empty or you will definetly spray the screen with chunks when you start laughing youre head off. |
Northeast by Smeagol Fasir Kenobi reviews
While pursuing the UrukHai towards Isengard, Legolas has a blonde moment.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Legolas is like marmite by Tinuviel and Lady Alatar reviews
Legolas is like marmite, you either love him or hate him. But when two teenage girls arrive in middle earth, they have to put up with him, like it or not. Ariel and Caeli must learn to live with him...and the rest of Middle earth! GlorfindelOC LegolasOC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 136,415 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/11/2007 - Published: 11/9/2005 - Legolas, Glorfindel
Mary Sue writings presents Callie and Sallie by worcester sauce reviews
Callie (Super Ditz) and Sallie (Non Ditz) fall through a tree hollow into middle earth, and on to the fellowship. Has Callie or Sallie found their true loves? Or are they both dilutional? It is up to you!(seriously funny!)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 3/25/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas
The Unicorn In The Garden by Elf Eye reviews
Erestor tries to teach Aragorn which mushrooms he should avoid, with unexpected consequences. Outgrowth of "The Nameless One" series.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,118 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Updated: 10/4/2004 - Published: 10/1/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas
Diversions by Erestor reviews
Aragorn is planning his attack on the Black Gate. Legolas states the obvious one too many times. This is dedicated to whoever wrote the screenplay for RotK. Slightly revised June '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/16/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
An Eldar's Influenza by Author Gal reviews
Legolas is ill, and spends his recuperation reminiscing – wait, that’s not right! The Firstborn don’t get sick! Aragorn is confused.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/31/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
The End of All Things by Bricket Wood reviews
The battle is won but the war is not yet over. So why not follow our motley crew as they try to reach the end of their bloody-awful-my-God-why-won't-it-just-stop journey. But be warned, this story contains slightly odd humour and has slashy overtones.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,385 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Legolas, Aragorn
The Curious Incident of the Chipmunk by Tai Ryder reviews
Aragorn wakes up to discover a distraught Legolas. The truth could be disturbing.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/13/2005 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Fun With Slash by PNT reviews
A parody of all the AragornLegolas slash fics out there. And MerryPippin. And... Read and learn.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,038 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/14/2006 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas
The Gate by Leelee5 reviews
AU. Mary Sues or the Maidens have overrun Middle earth, yet one Sue does the unthinkable: she wants to go home. With an army of Sues blocking her path, she will need the help of canon characters to get back home. Unfinished
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 20,367 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas
The Lord of the Rings The Musical Part Two by banana flavoured dragon reviews
The sequel to my original musical- more songs, more jokes, about the same amount of typos.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/12/2004
The Lord of the Rings The Musical by banana flavoured dragon reviews
A FOTR parody, containing snappy musical numbers... and elven chorus lines.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2004
Frodo has a Sleepover! by chocoholic1 reviews
God, I promised myself I would never post this. But it is RANDOMALLY funny, particularily for someone who is VERY bad at writing humor fic! ENJOY!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/11/2003 - Published: 1/4/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
The Fellowship of the Ring : Unrealistic Tales by Stelf reviews
We are all familiar with the journey of the ring, however certain bits were omitted from the book and film! UPDATED: Inept ranger, Strider leads the hobbit into the wilds....
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,981 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 7/4/2004 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
A Tale of Five Seconds by Demus reviews
Five second LotR stories, not for the faint hearted. Authors Mrs Miniver and Demus are not liable for any strains caused by laughing too much. Additional extras now available creative, helpful morals after each tale.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2005 - Complete
Whacked by Angsty Elf Twins reviews
ON HIATUS From the mosh pit to Middle Earth...how the bloody flark did two sisters end up like this! There's got to be some compensation for getting whacked so rudely into this place!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,820 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/21/2006 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Legolas, Haldir
Aragorn: King by Piratica reviews
Well, I don't know why I'm updating this. Especially in the middle of summer. But, I am sure there are people out there that agree with me that it is never too early for Christmas songs. Of course, there is such a thing as too late. Which is what this is.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/17/2005 - Published: 11/4/2004 - Aragorn, Frodo B.
Lord of the Rings Musical Songs by CrystalFNfire reviews
More songs for all of you! They're just take offs of songs from Broadway musicals that I think the characters of Tolkien would sing if they were in a musical. NEW SONG: LOVELY LADY
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 49 - Words: 21,264 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 8/9/2005
Nora: The Beginning by Piratica reviews
Oh god, it's being rewritten. It's better now, I promise. Nora Johnson, 13, gets stuck in Middle Earth. 10th walker, includes book and movie, vaguely entertaining nonetheless. Also needs a better title.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,396 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 6/29/2004
The Happy Hip Hopping Hobbit Song by Maidenhair reviews
A little song of randomness that I wrote randomly at a random time in a random place. Please review at random with random things to say!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/17/2005 - Complete
The Goddesses of Orlyism by Crystyna reviews
The Goddesses Of Orlyism co Crystyna and Laura 2003 get POWWED not zapped into ME to raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer their weasely black guts out! But they quickly find that they're in for a surprise...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,344 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/8/2005 - Published: 12/20/2003
the fellowship and the elf next door by Lamoo reviews
A silly random waste of webspace that tells the tale of 4 hobbits, a king, and elf and a dwarf and their rather random, but very mundane, adventures. Legolas is bad tempered, Pippin fries technology, Gimli knits and eats rocks and Haldir lives next door.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,932 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/14/2003 - Published: 5/23/2003 - Legolas
ANTIDEPRESSANT FUNNESS! by randomwriter96 reviews
*CHAPTER 39 is here* A sillyfic! Pippin and Merry trying to lose weight. Legolas has narcissm problems. Aragorn's unloved. Gandalf's on Viagra. Frodo's an isolationist. Sam and Gimli appear sporadically. Bor's kind of dead. It's craziness really.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 51,179 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/18/2003 - Published: 3/17/2002
The NonPerfect Elf and the HoleHating Hobbit by Legolas stalker reviews
If this story were a precious metal, it'd be tin foil. But hey, what other Mary-sue has a stalker elf, a pet warg, a Red Herring, or her own personal Samuel L. Jackson?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 63,166 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/24/2005 - Published: 7/12/2003 - Legolas
Mega Sue by Legolas stalker reviews
Warning: Mary Sue Bashing Ahead. The drama part is a joke. Take this seriously and I may have to bash you...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2004 - Legolas