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Founder: E.Tphonehome - Stories: 185 - Followers: 9 - Staff: 1 - id: 23660
HUMOR people, something for everyone, some straight some slash some weird All absolutely helairiosly funny I think I spelt that wrong. Every story is suposed to be read with tounge in cheek and if tolkien ever read any of these he would turn in his grave at the ridiculose positions his characters are forced into. But you know what they say alls fair in fanfiction so make sure youre mouth is empty or you will definetly spray the screen with chunks when you start laughing youre head off. |
Return of the 'Return of the Celery Sticks' by Legolas stalker reviews
That's right folks! Now YOU can get your VERY OWN SEQUEL for the low, low price of REVIEWING!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,591 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/4/2005 - Published: 3/26/2004 - Legolas, Elrohir
Elvish Lessons by alliwantisanelfforchristmas reviews
Legolas has a lot to learn, and a lot of things to teach too! Will he get it before it's too late? Chapter 2 is now here!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,776 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/19/2002 - Published: 7/29/2002 - Legolas, Aragorn
The Unauthorized Biography of Legolas Greenleaf by alliwantisanelfforchristmas reviews
A non-fiction story on a fiction site. Legolas is injured, has a fall, and comes to stay with my family. You will laugh, cry, and need a hug, I promise! Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,739 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/2/2004 - Published: 8/12/2002 - Legolas - Complete
The Unfinished Tales of Legolas Greenleaf by alliwantisanelfforchristmas reviews
The big day has come. A non-fiction sequel to "The Unauthorized Biography of Legolas Greenleaf".
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 111,762 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/12/2004 - Published: 1/1/2003 - Legolas
Frodo and the Finger by Luthien and Tari Oronar reviews
What would have happened if the Ring didn't fit Frodo's finger at Mount Doom? My first attempt at Parody of any type, please be nice, R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Frodo B., Gollum - Complete
The Hobbit Unscripted! by halfelvenmedea reviews
The real story of the Hobbit...because Bilbo didnt tell you everything.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2005
Frond's Marvelous Misadventures by Erestor reviews
Estel has a caterpillar. The caterpillar's name is Frond. Estel and Frond have lots of adventures. A tale of courage, friendship, and survival in the face of horrific odds. Not an epic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/24/2003 - Aragorn, Glorfindel - Complete
The Very Bad Mood by Kiricat reviews
One should never draw beetle wars on Erestor's things, as poor, unsuspecting Glorfindel is about to find out. Oneshot parody. Enjoy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2005 - Glorfindel - Complete
Ladies of the Onion Rings: Fellowship of the Freak by Legolas stalker reviews
Part 1: The author and her freakishly insane friend are tossed into the LOTR mix. What damage can they do? !FINISHED!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,092 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/15/2003 - Published: 5/31/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn
Ladies of the Onion Rings: The Two Fools by Legolas stalker reviews
Part 2: THE INSANITY CONTINUES! Lauren and Laura travel to Helm's Deep and Isengard to kick some orc bootay! (does karate moves) WAH CHA! !FINISHED!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,681 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/22/2003 - Published: 6/15/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn
Starring Merry by in these chains reviews
Chappie one up! “It wasn’t my fault!” called Merry’s voice from the kitchen. “The beastly plant jumped at me!” “Of course it did,” replied Frodo wearily. “Of course.” Shifting Pippin’s weight to one hip, Frodo headed for the kitchen to check the damag
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Meriadoc B.
The Royal Person of the Shiny Object I: by Maidenhair reviews
A retelling of LOTR that is totally random. I finished chap. 2 finally! If I spell the names wrong feel free to correct me. :
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 4/17/2005
The Departure of Boromir by Eggo Waffles reviews
Boromir looks into the birdba... I mean, MIRROR of Galadriel, and chaos ensues! Duels, dinners, and The Reasons™ why Denethor hates Faramir abound as our hero explores the nuances of a new and frightening realm: fanfiction.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/14/2004 - Boromir, Faramir - Complete
The Departure of Faramir by Eggo Waffles reviews
Faramir didn't mean to look into the Palantír. Not really. But the temptation was simply too great to resist... and what he sees may scar him forever. Independent companion to 'The Departure of Boromir'.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Faramir, Eowyn - Complete
Ignorance is Bliss by Eggo Waffles reviews
Boromir and Faramir raid the Citadel archives in a noble but desperate quest for The Truth. They end up discovering a bit more than they'd bargained for.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Boromir, Faramir - Complete
Have You Got Any Stamps, Legolas? by Eggo Waffles reviews
If there had been a way for Boromir and Faramir to keep up correspondence during the Quest, it might have sounded somewhat like this. A more humorous outlook on some of the darker aspects of the War of the Ring.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,637 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Boromir, Faramir - Complete
A Very Dark, Very Wet, and Very Miserable Morning by Thundera Tiger reviews
Sometimes, it just doesn't pay to be evil. And even if your bed is underwater, there are some mornings when you're better off staying in it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2003 - Complete
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
Comfort Me Not With Cookies by Raksha The Demon reviews
Being the condensed version of an epic tale that I would never, ever write! Faramir Angst! Legolas-passion! A plucky OFC! It's a movie-verse AU parody, for your viewing pleasure. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2005 - Faramir - Complete
Mushroom Lore by Werecat99 reviews
On a cold January night in Eregion, around the campfire, the members of the Fellowship exchange, among other things, mushroom recipes. COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Diary of an Accidental Mary Sue: Milla's Side UC by Mhera and Co reviews
Milla. Beorning. And another unfortunate Sue shot into Arda. Where did she go, you ask? Right in the center of Mordor. Will she ever see her friends, Runa, Mhera, and Hope? One will have to find out. Currently under revision
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 11/12/2005
Gandalf's familiar by Werecat99 reviews
The tenth member of the Fellowship: Middle Earth through the eyes of a cat. Chapter 7 up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,648 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/1/2003 - Published: 3/17/2003 - Gandalf, Aragorn
Should've Thought of That One, Bori by Eggo Waffles reviews
We all wish that Boromir had survived Amon Hen, but have we ever considered the implications? Parody AU
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,546 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Boromir
Lord of the Minks: Fellowship of the Fools by in these chains reviews
What, another parody where insane people are sent into Middle Earth? Come on... you know you want to read it! Basically, 13yearold Liana, four friends and two cats are warped into Middle Earth and wreak havoc on the story. FINISHED!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,409 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/3/2006 - Published: 9/30/2005 - Complete
The OCC&T by Kiricat reviews
The OCC&T. The Original Character Creation & Transportation organization, where Crossovers, Larry Stus, and Mary Sues are made. And this is the story of one of it's unwitting creations in Arda! R&R, please.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,739 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/15/2006 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Legolas