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Founder: E.Tphonehome - Stories: 185 - Followers: 9 - Staff: 1 - id: 23660
HUMOR people, something for everyone, some straight some slash some weird All absolutely helairiosly funny I think I spelt that wrong. Every story is suposed to be read with tounge in cheek and if tolkien ever read any of these he would turn in his grave at the ridiculose positions his characters are forced into. But you know what they say alls fair in fanfiction so make sure youre mouth is empty or you will definetly spray the screen with chunks when you start laughing youre head off. |
Diet Coke and Middle Earth by halfelvenmedea reviews
Avenley and Amber are two regular teenage girls living normal lives, however, one night everything changes when the Fellowship shows up in Amber's living room.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,354 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/16/2005 - Published: 9/9/2005
There is no way! by Luthien and Tari Oronar reviews
Caitlin is astonished to find an unexpected visitor on a stormy night. Join her and Boromir through a long series of misdaventures. Please R&R, it should be good for laughs. ON HIATUS
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 34,872 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Boromir
The Scruff Factor by JastaElf reviews
How DID Aragorn come to be neat & tidy for Elrond's Council? Ch. 7, The Long Awaited Scruffilogue: in which a squirrely evening is had by all, Dwarves learn not to drop eaves, and Legolas courts doom by going to bed early. This story is finally complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,871 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/2/2005 - Published: 10/13/2002 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Times of Trial by Erestor reviews
There’s nothing like a perfectly healthy and cheery Elf to make a sick mortal feel positively murderous... Everyone should write a Sick!Aragorn fic. This one is mine.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Valentine's Day by Erestor reviews
Legolas emerged. He was wearing silken blue pajamas, his blonde hair was tousled, and his grey eyes were only half open. “What’s going on?" he asked. "Are we under attack?” Erestor smirked. “Not yet,” he said.'
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Legolas - Complete
All About Elrond by Erestor reviews
Elrond, saddened by the lack of meaningful angst about him, asks Erestor to write a tragic vignette. Pain, suffering, and gratuitous amnesia ensue. REVISED August '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Elrond, Erestor - Complete
The Great Balrog Conspiracy by Erestor reviews
What's the point of pondering the problem of balrogs' wings if balrogs don't even exist? When a skeptical Elf uncovers a vast conspiracy, his life suddenly becomes a much more dangerous thing to live.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,455 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Erestor - Complete
Concluding Negotiations by Erestor reviews
What led kind, noble, honorable Aragorn to randomly decapitate the Mouth of Sauron? Aragorn’s thoughts in those fateful moments. 100 words.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Aragorn - Complete
An Excellent Vintage by jenolas reviews
Elrond and Thranduil find themselves in a strange situation. Celeborn is not amused.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/21/2002 - Elrond - Complete
Mileadoulowen by CocoBeans reviews
Gandalf meets a Mary Sue and is bent on figuring out why everyone loves her. But what happens when he breaks the spell of the Mary Sues? What then?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,853 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/13/2003 - Published: 1/5/2003 - Gandalf, Legolas - Complete
Ignorance is bliss by Glorfindel's ghost reviews
oh god, i gave in to temptation and wrote a lotr mpreg. I updated! no please, go read the story, don't drop dead with shock...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,154 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/15/2003 - Published: 8/18/2002 - Aragorn, Frodo B.
The Fellowship Goes Dr Suess! by Captain Pagie reviews
Hmmm. Pretty selfexplanatory. Just something silly.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2005
Adventures in the Bar of Killed off Characters by Captain Pagie reviews
DEDICATED TO NOTA LONE! Boromir, Haldir, and Sirius Black are in a bar where all characters that have been killed off from other novels dwell. Will they drive each other insane? Or will they work together to fidn a way out?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,024 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Boromir, Haldir
Aragorn's VERY Bad Day by Captain Pagie reviews
I found this on my Computer, and it's really funny. Don't ask, just read.
I find it hilarious....
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/13/2004 - Aragorn
I Married WHO? by Captain Pagie reviews
Based on a dream of mine. Middle Earth is all messed up becuase of who I married. So guess who they make fix it?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2004
Trisher Nicole Married WHO? by Captain Pagie reviews
ON HIATUS What happens when Trisher and I are in M.E.? Well, nothing good. I'll give ya that. Sequal to 'I MARRIED WHO'. READ! It's funny...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 83 - Words: 66,430 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/31/2006 - Published: 11/28/2004
Swept Away by CocoBeans reviews
Same ploy: Girl dropped into ME, meets Legolas, blah, blah, blah, but one problem: she's in the first hundred years of the Third Age. But will she be stuck in her Pj's forever? Will the Dwarves come kill her? And will Haldir go insane because of her?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,075 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 11/12/2002 - Haldir, Legolas
This isn't Middle Earth! by Aryelweb reviews
Thanks to Sauron, our favourite elf Leggy's stuck in Sydney, Australia. The only way to disguise himself from the fangirls is to change his appearance and apply to be a teacher with his fake degree. But who the hell's Orlando Bloom?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,095 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/18/2005 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Legolas
Gollum's Pie by Aryelweb reviews
The Pie Lady recounts her tale with her therapist, involving pie, plastic rings, and fish. Rated for swearing.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2005 - Gollum
I Still Don't Deserve Them by Shy-Shadow Reckless reviews
What would happen to them and me if LOTR characters appeared in my house. I'd recommend reading the other one first
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/19/2005
I Don't Deserve Them by Shy-Shadow Reckless reviews
I really don't, sending me the fellowship is a bad idea. This is why.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,541 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 7/11/2005
To Be A Girl In MiddleEarth by Lady ElfDragon reviews
A girl falls off a cliff & into Nothing, chats with a disembodied voice, enters ME, and doesn't find herself in the place she expected to be. THEN she discovers her unusual habit of blanking out in the good bits. Nobody knows why she's there...or do they?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 133,561 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 10/10/2005
Oh Sweet God, I'm a Mary Sue by xLintux reviews
As Caisha makes a rather dramatic impact on the world of Middle Earth, several things bother her. One, shes feeling vaguely Mary Sueish. Two, she has blue hair. And Three? Elrohir stole her mascara...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,869 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/15/2006 - Published: 7/31/2005
Conversations by Captain Pagie reviews
K, true conversations of mine, that the Fellowship has. Not going to updated regularly, just when I have some good conversations. But that's about everyday....
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 61 - Words: 41,084 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/19/2005 - Published: 1/5/2005
The Great Escape by jenolas reviews
Whilst awaiting the marriage of Aragron and Arwen, the male Elves of Elrond's household seek respite from the confines of Minas Tirith.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,488 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/16/2004 - Published: 5/22/2004 - Legolas, Glorfindel - Complete