... It takes the biscuit, kills the cat and leaves the nations broken. (being edited)

How could this school, this St. Hetalia Academy, be so universally lauded when I had never heard it spoken of before? It sounded more like a secret society than a school to me.

Turkey helps Greece realize he has a cat problem so Greece sets out to solve it.

"And whilst they could never replace you, they have become my greatest friends... my family." Italy reflects his past and how it may be good to let more than one person share his heart. ONESHOT

Death is a strange concept for those cursed with immortality. (Deleted and reposted due to formatting errors. Sorry about that.)

Factor in the fact that the man was quite literally immortal and would spring back from death as easily as a gymnast from a hard fall- it was perfect. The personification of Northern Italy could be his personal spy.

Veneziano doesn't do anything but lay around naked and tease Germany. gerita.

Denmark brings his boyfriend, America, on a winter vacation. Sweden and Norway notice that Denmark's acting odd, so they decide to give him a little "help" with his crush - by stranding them alone in the woods.

Alfred had remembered the bet he had lost the previous night, and Ivan half-regrets what he had dared Alfred to do. The other half of him was... otherwise occupied. (Shameless Alfred and Ivan is hot and bothered.)

"Do you think God cursed us?" Those were the words that slipped past pale lips, gently brushing to the ears of the man next to him, a slight quiver breaking the blissfulness of the moment. Hazel eyes stared up blankly at the night sky for a moment and thought deep among the twinkling stars. "No, I think he blessed us." {prumano oneshot}

In which Alfred and Ivan forget they're in the company of humans. (Fluff, no warnings.)

HALLOWEEN REUPLOAD: From house to house do children go, and goodies have a secret they'll never know. / 2P!England-centered.

A hard worker's long-deserved business vacation and a con man's freewheeling business adventure bring Kiku Honda and Alfred F. Jones together in the "Paradise of the Pacific." One-shot.

A story about two brothers, a mentally crippled young man, and their quest through the Underworld. The darker, twisted, Hetalian version of 'Finding Nemo', starring Lukas Bondevik as Marlin, Emil Steilsson as Nemo, and Mathias Køhler as Dory. #Possible DenNor in the far, far future, likely in the sequel, 'Finding Mathias' (already up).

It's an odd job, being a guardian angel. Invisible to the mortals, even to other guardians, and watching over someone who will never know you exist. Except, there lies my problem. He knows I'm here. I'm like an imaginary friend, something he believes in that adults brush off.

"As long as the god is appeased with his lover, the village's crops will flourish and the babies will be healthy. All at the cost of one virgin. It's a great deal, and very simple. Unless you're the virgin." FrUK.

Ivan and Alfred have been dating for five years. But in five years, they've both kept secrets. Maybe they aren't as different as they thought. Or maybe they really are.

Trying to escape from an unrequited crush, Lovino finds himself living with personifications of the Seven Deadly Sins. These demons, however, end up becoming his greatest allies. Two-shot.

AU: "Imagination is the only weapon in the war against humanity."- Lewis Carrol, Alice in Wonderland.

[Fill for prompt] The nations find themselves in a truly historic (and terrifying) state of affairs. The elevator has broken down, and it's only a matter of time before France loses his pants.

A stupid idea leads to chaos, and regret. Alfred learns this the hard way.

"To love a child of the fae is to love misery and masochism." I think of the words my mother once told me. But Francis doesn't seem to care, and really, neither do I. FrUK.

'Silently, he prayed that no one would come to fill the empty room next to his. He entertained the thought of them converting it into another utility space, perhaps a convenient spot for another copier or scanner.' In which Francis occupies the office next to Arthur, and the two engage each other in fascinating ways. Vampire AU.

And it's in that moment that I do everything I can not to shout your name, not to scream for you to come back, not to break down and fall apart right in front of you, lay my feelings and thoughts bare. So I don't. And you walk away. (Warnings inside, based on Tumblr prompts. America x anyone)

France's façade crumbled during this war. England knows. FrUK/UKFr in World War II, inspired by "Skulls" by Bastille.