[AU][Future Fic] I'm looking for a secretary. She's looking for a job. She applies. I accept. I have a little test for her to pass or fail. She's Fujioka Haruhi and not like most women. She was the one who caught my eye, and I have a test to give her. HxH

‘In the back of her mind she feels a small twinge, as if she has forgotten to do something. For a split second, she is convinced that she is supposed to be somewhere else.’ All roads lead home, as Haruhi discovers when she takes a detour. AU

Dear Mr. Pencakes, I tried to die today. But I didn’t die. So I’ll try to die again tomorrow. And I shall succeed! :3 // Dear Hikaru, ARE YOU FUDGING CRAZY? -A Weird Oneshot- Hikarux?-Done for a SHINE challenge.

“Rest assured, woman, I’m not going to rape you, I’m not going to kill you to keep quiet,” the thief said with a smile. “I can’t be caught, so—Fujioka Haruhi, I’m stealing you.” -KyouHaru- -AU- -COMPLETE-

During school, I’m your typical nerdy boy living in ‘poverty’ and hated by women. After school, I’m your typical famous model living in luxury and loved by all. I’m Hitachiin Kaoru, and I’m living as an undercover pretty boy. -AU-KAOHARU-

A darker more corrupt Ouran High. The same characters. Plus drugs, sex, alcohol, scandal, and pairings galore. Who can stay clean amongst the chaos? NEW CHAPTER: Tamaki and Kyouya meet up to talk out their issues, but actions speak louder than words. Especially where Mommy and Daddy are concerned.

Tamaki is a luckless fool in love, Haruhi is a cynical blackjack dealer. What happens when these two meet? Could be a risky gamble! Total OOC and TamaxHaru. A couple OC's as well.