Draco has a Small Problem because of a certain Muggleborn witch, and needs to get rid of it. Fast.

She'd always been independent. She would just eat some chocolate with Crookshanks tomorrow. No big deal. She was a master at being alone. She was an island. She didn't need any stranded seafarers landing on her only to die or waste away later.

Harry, Ron and Hermione walk in on a game of Spin the Bottle with some Slytherins. Taunt are thrown and the game begins with a very different ending than planned. One-shot smutty.

After a drunken encounter with Draco Malfoy, Hermione finds herself somewhat conflicted... and of course, Draco never can leave well enough alone. Antics ensue. I'd say EWE, but it can all fit into canon if you squint.

Post-Hogwarts, EWE. Hermione's broken it off with Ron- again- and she's feeling ornery. Draco's drunk. Scathing remarks and scandalous behaviour ensue. Warnings for sexual situations and Draco's personality.

Scabior smells sunlight and flowers as he stands in the woods: wanting her, needing her, chasing her.

"Wherever you run, I will always be there to hunt you," he growled. "And the harder you hunt me, the faster I'll run," she returned, her body softening beneath him in the cold earth. In one moment, the hunt is all that matters. Scabior/Hermione please R&R

He was the sweetest drug and she refused to give it up even at the expense of losing herself. Draco/Hermione, Post Hogwarts.

Entering 7th year of Hogwarts, Hermione is pleased to be Head Girl. But the shocking choice for Head Boy leaves her breathless. What happens when a tumble of confusing feelings leaves Hermione - and Draco - wanting more? HGDM Rated M for sex and language

She just can't stop fantasizing about him. What happens when he finds out? "I'm going to have you tonight, whether you like it or not. You might as well go along with it. It'll be more enjoyable for both of us." Rated M for smut/language. ONESHOT

My collection of Draco/Hermione oneshots. K to M rated as suitable and shown at the top of every chapter. Collection Complete. Check out Meus Contraho Duo for more oneshots! Update: 22/12/2013

"There should be a law stating that you're not allowed to be attracted to your old enemy.. or your little brother's girlfriend.. or the girl your best mate fancies. Sadly, there's none. So I guess we'll have to be big boys and fight it out like real men."

He's a bad kisser. She's an awkward person. But they like each other anyway. Dramione. Fluffy one-shot! Please read and review.

He loved to draw her. Dean/Hermione - OneShot

He gets picked on by her cousin. She stands up for him. A friendship blooms. Years 1-7 all in one.

These days, he's rethinking the love thing. / And maybe Blaise was lying to Parvati when he said he didn't believe in love.

Draco is complaining about a certain someone and Lucius is not amused. But in the end it'll work out just fine

Sirius makes an amazing discovery- a trampoline!, which once shown to James leads to hilarity. Set in early summer '77.

Remus and Sirius are left to take care of baby Harry while Lily and James are gone. Of course Sirius finds that he was probably not the best babysitter. Swearing is involved.

Scorpius Malfoy and Rose Weasley find themselves together on a hilarious and romantic ride on the Knight Bus. Written for the Rose Vs. Lily Challenge.

A nice little story between George and Luna after Luna's 6th year at Hogwarts. Yummy, fluffy, and smutty.

Hermione has matured over the summer and has even become Head Girl. Draco became Head Boy and doesn't recognize the new Granger. What happens on a night when they go to school early and are alone together? M for SMUT! One-Shot: Complete!

Song-Fic One-Shot! Hermione is engaged to Ron and not so happy. What happens when she runs into a certain blond in a club while celebrating her 25th birthday? M for graphic sex scene. Very Fluffy Dramione love with one smut scene Better inside. R&R

A short phone conversation between Draco and Hermione.

Draco discovers that his sexy new neighbor is none other than Hermione Granger. Fluff ensues!