Stupid, stupid Granger and her stupid, stupid skin and its stupid, stupid softness. Something simply had to be done about it. DMHG

Idiots Guide to making your Dark Lord twitch… 2nd Edition Author: H.J.Potter - Summary: Self help guide to reigniting the hatred in your and your Dark Lord's relationship. 000-Because every author needs a crack fic-000

A marriage law has come to pass; an unfaithful boyfriend has been caught and an enemy has been chosen. Draco and Hermione discover the fine line between love and hate. Won 2nd place at the Dramione awards for best Draco and best action/adventure!

The war is over, and while the rest of the Wizarding World drowns their sorrows in champagne and celebratory balls, Hermione finds comfort in an unconventional way…and with the most unexpected person. D/Hr, EWE.

What would have happened on Harry's 17th birthday at the Burrow if Ron had not stormed in? What was that special gift that Ginny promised? A fluffy, dirty, quick one shot glimpse.

"I told you that I was only here to make a stupid donation to get Granger off my back, NOT to pick up some daft bint for a date." - Draco "You bet on me for DRACO MALFOY! What in Merlin's pants was going through your pea-sized brain"- Hermione. Complete.

Otherwise known as the headache for Hermione Granger. Hermione Granger must deal with a misunderstanding caused by one Draco Malfoy.

George finds comfort in the peculiar and perhaps he too gives a little comfort to someone else.

Hermione is convinced Draco stole something from her but she must prove it before she can go to Dumbledore. Dramione. OneShot.

Draco Malfoy had several theories regarding the witch who was storming around his office like a fire breathing Heliopath…but, ultimately, he had managed to narrow it down to this one, final conclusion: Hogwarts' brightest witch was a complete nutter...

Now that she wasn't so much of an alien, Ron Weasley was finally ready to make his move on one Hermione Granger. If only Draco Malfoy could take the hint and get lost. DMHG with one sided RWHG and PPDM

Professor Snape loves it when things go according to plan.

Fred and George decide that its about time for Hogwarts to show the Slytherins how much it cares ... and what better way than to declare today "Hug a Slytherin Day!" DRAMIONE oneshot

The students at Hogwarts get laptops for Muggle Studies. Who knew MSN was used for homework! This will bring people closer together and further apart. What will happen when Snape is online and what is everyone's usernames?

Rose Weasley has her father wrapped around her little finger. A dialogue-only one-shot, Scorpius/Rose. Canon-compliant.

Forgetting. It's not that easy. But of course he remembered. Of course. Winner of Star's Alternative Yule Ball Challenge.

There wasn't a Weasley there. Just me Hermione Jane Granger.

They have a bizarre relationship. That being said, they are very bizarre people, so maybe it's just to be expected. Oneshot.

Draco and Hermione are having problems. Is it possible for them to work things out?

It was quite an unusual story; a story of deceit and surprise, of hate turned love and fantasies enacted. But most of all, it was a story about second chances.

Hermione Granger, today's the day to get up the nerve. Dhr, Oneshot

The Announcement or The Dinner in Which Harry Potter was Forced to Deal with Draco Malfoy, Loud Music, Gay Children, and Red Wine Stains Albus Severus/ Scorpius pairing.

What do you call a girl with a frog on her head? James jokes, Sirius snorts and Lily now has a frog for a hat. Read for your daily dose of fluff!

First of the Voldie Chronicles. Lord Voldemort goes to the bar, and insanity insues. Rated T just to be safe. R&R, please.

Because Charlie wanted green hair.