He realized she was not made for him, She knew she was made for another. "Why didn't you tell me?" "I'm sorry, I was made for him."

Warning: Do not attempt these or you may end up beaten, bitten, slapped, or Avada-Kedavra-d. Otherwise, enjoy this list of ways to annoy our favorite ferret, Draco Malfoy.

One that will eventually get Lily to fall madly in love with James Potter. One that we, Remus Lupin and Sirius Black, have personally designed. It is foolproof... we hope. James/Lily.

It was like a potion without an antidote. - Dramione, shuffle!minifics

If there was a lesson his son still needed to learn, Draco decided, it was that Malfoys do not grin.

Set in the early Marauder Era at Hogwarts, this is a tale of dorm-mates, mischief, and, above all, chocolate. Also featuring the 2nd meeting of the Chocolate Extremists, with a cameo by Gilderoy Lockhart. Twoshot by DawnFire, more or less canon-compliant.

No. Of course not. Why did he think it'd be easy? And why did he throw away the bloody ring? Proposing to Luna Lovegood! Of all the crazy things to do....

Everyone is in for a big surprise when they see Luna in a bookstore two years after graduation.

Remus Lupin's first encounter with a rather loony Ravenclaw. A 'Could Be Cannon' One-shot; Obligatory Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter.

Harry and Luna take a trip to the mall, and he's surprised at what store she winds up in.

There was Voldie. In a leotard. and tutu. This is pure crack . You have been warned.

In HBP, Luna did commentary for the Gryffindor/Hufflepuff Quidditch match. But what if she had done it as the girlfriend of Harry Potter?

In which Luna gets a kitten and a great many things go missing.

Charlie like's Luna's shoes. Trying saying that ten times fast.

She looked down at herself and smiled. “I am very aware of my noctambulism, Draco. So why wouldn’t I wear shoes to sleep, if I know that I’ll be walking around the castle? It seems a little silly not to.” One-shot.

Lily Potter looked down at the list her mother had written. She wiped the tears from her eyes wondering vaguely why she had given it to Lily just before she died.She held the list by her heart, and swore to never tell any of her mothers best kept secrets.

Okay, I got bored and wrote a popcorn-based one-shot about random characters that I DIDN'T CHOSE. So, maybe you'll think it's funny. I sure had fun writing it! If you liked it, REVIEW!

I think I've been in love with her ever since she stole my toy wand when we were six.

It isn't perfect, but neither is he, and neither is she, and they're both okay with that. Post-DH, non-epilogue compliant Harry/Luna.

Narcissa Malfoy informs her husband that her son has broken an important rule

James Potter's pick-up lines annoy Lily, but they provide amusement for the rest of us.

“No-Draco-” “Shh Mione, it’s alright.” Roughened skin ghosted across her cheek as the boy once again sought out her lips, the words “I’ll take care of you” whispered just before he caught them.

He took her slender wrists in his hands and pressed her palms flat against his chest, relishing the shiver he felt pass through the little witch at the contact. "If you think you'll be able to forget our night together, just-like-that, well then you're sorely mistaken, love." He smirked his famous Malfoy smirk, and Godric be damned, but had it always been so enticing?

Hermione goes looking for a book that she knows Draco has, but what she finds is even more interesting.

In the light of day, they were enemies. But in the dark of night, they were lovers. HGDM, Written for the Hermione Fuh-Q-Fest.