Harry saw it coming. Which is odd, really, considering the absolute lack of ability he had when he came to girls. Scorpius/Rose

There just wasn't parenting manuals on how to deal with these sorts of things. Harry and Ron investigate the morning after a wild party at Harry's beach house. Featuring Harry, Ron, Albus, Rose and Scorpius

Oneshot: A chronicle of the coolest Godfather that ever lived.

She's a suave, flying personification of unstoppable demonic fury. But you can call her Mother Owl.

Now being REVAMPED! It's Fred and George's last year at Hogwarts, so naturally they want to break the rules... and get Hermione, Harry, Ron, and Ginny involved! Their list of 200 things they shouldn't do, but will do anyway... Told in snippets, R&R!

In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.

The only reason we had Chuck Norris facts before Neville Longbottom facts is because J.K. Rowling wasn't strong enough to write about the epicness of Neville all at once. Who could blame her?

You’re thunderstorms in the spring when everything is lovely and wonderful and perfect,you’re motorcycle rides in the summer with the wind in my hair, and you’re afternoon teas just when I think I can’t make it any longer.[LilySirius friendship oneshot]

Parvati’s not afraid to threaten a sick man, not when her best friend’s heart is on the line.

COMPLETE! Written in response to a challenge. Hermione is irritable, Ron has foot-in-mouth disease, and Harry is reluctant but ever the hero.

What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.

Fred and Bill were both wet and had guilty looks on their faces, and Charlie seemed to be sulking. George was humming ‘What Child Is This?’ under his breath, Harry was smirking, and Ron, Ron was getting ready to propose. [oneshot]

Ron and Hermione's trip to the Chamber of Secrets, where Ron gets over his inferiority complex and Hermione discovers that anyone can speak Parseltongue if they're unobservant enough.

"Mudblood? Is that your idea of an insult or something?" Draco attempts to explain to Hermione why she should be offended.

Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots

What if the Dursley family had taken the more practical route of treating Harry kindly in order to keep him away from magic? What if it worked? What if he wants nothing to do with the wizarding world and Dumbledore has to solve his own problems for once?

What if, instead of going back for Ginny's diary, Arthur decided to owl it to her? What if he discovered it wrote back? What if he took this knowledge to Moody and Dumbledore? The Chamber of Secrets has NOT been opened. Enemies of the heir, rejoice.

James Sirius Potter only wants the simple things in life, he wants to play Quidditch, he wants to get rich without putting in the effort, and he wants to be with the girl of his dreams. But we don't always get what we want. CH.27 AND EPILOGUE NOW POSTED!

Aka The Power the Dark Lord never saw coming. This is my final battle fic. Harry doesnt really care about Voldemort anymore, Voldemort has to deal with incompetant followers, and we all learn the truth about the Hufflepuff house.

Harry turns up to breakfast with a massive hangover and a silly grin. What happened and with who?

It isn't enough that Harry's first word has to be Padfoot. He's got to start calling him THAT as well! ~James Potter

Harry and Ginny sunbathe by the lake, and flirty banter ensues. Cue dares, cuddling, and rumors of Harry and Gringotts Goblins? HG Fluff.

Hermione and the others aren’t sure why, but the leadup to Christmas in Gryffindor Tower seems to be fraught with nothing but chaos, mistakes, and of course, Harry trying to be helpful.

When a familiar Death Eater threatens a young Muggle, he gets a different reaction than he expected. As do Voldemort, the Obliviators, and Cornelius Fudge. Now added: Hannah and her Meeting with the Savior of the World. Pure Humor. Enjoy!

Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.