“I am completely horrified right now,” Draco responded blandly. “And strangely intrigued...” The ever popular scenario: Veritaserum in the Potions Lab. Slash themes. Humour.

My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.

Mistletoe has reared its ugly head during the sixth year Christmas holidays at Hogwarts, resulting in revolting displays of affection, and one Miss Ginny Weasley ain't gonna stand for it.

Harry just wanted chocolate cake. Of course, he did not factor Luna Lovegood into his afternoon...

Not your usual veela bonding story. When young veela enter puberty, their instincts guide them to the perfect man. It's either love or death for these beings of lust and flame, and Gabrielle Delacour has her mind set on love. HPGD

When the adults start acting funny, it's up to one group to figure out why; The Next Generation! Can they solve this Christmas mystery? Teddy/Victoire, canon couples.

Complete. Harry has lost the magical protection that he had living with his relatives. He inherits Grimmauld Place and spends his summer there. Tonks and Ginny Weasley volunteer to keep him company and train for the summer.

Lilly ensured Harry was looked after and loved... by house elves. This is a one shot fic, majorly AU, and I have no idea what inspired me to write it. Oh well. Enjoy.

[Complete] A forced reading of Shakespeare's, 'A Midsummer Night's Dream,' leads Harry to a discovery about love. HG

JOKESTER SPECIAL EDITION: Me and George stirring up trouble once again! Get the inside scoop on Harry and Luna's love life, from their first kiss to what went on during their honeymoon :wink, wink:...see page 123 for more details.

When an eighteen year old green eyed black haired teacher shows up in 1977 with a snake and flirty redhead in tow, there's sure to be complications. HG. Formally 'Meet Professor Son - I mean - Potter'

AU, Tom Riddle never became a Dark Lord, or rather he was stopped before the Potters were killed. Harry is noe preparing for a year without the rest of his prank playing gang as Fred, George, and Lee got their NEWTS.

Snape finally is teaching DADA- His topic of choice- fruit. His class today- 7th year Gryffindors. And you thought Umbridge was bad. One of the HPMonty Python crosses.

In an effort to look good in an election year, Cornelius Fudge opens his home i.e. kidnaps Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy for the summer before their sixth year. It seemed like a good idea until he actually met them...

Dumbledore decrees that the members of each of the Hogwarts Quidditch teams must share a bed in order to improve their teamwork. It works, in manner of speaking. Slash, femslash, het.

A spoof on the fourth Harry Potter movie. Author’s Warning: May cause severe head nodding in agreement, and erratic bursts of laughter. Author not responsible for: tears of laughter, an urge to throw the GoF DVD at someone, ect. ENJOY! R&R

A parody on the fifth Harry Potter movie. Author not responsible for randomly feeling the need to sing or the urge to see Equus. Erratic bursts of laughter may also ensue please consult OotP to accurately complain to WB! ENJOY! R&R

Without Warning, Without Wands, Who Will Win This One?

Result of a plot bunny gone to far. When Hermione is forced (yes forced by the ever plotting Lavender and Parvati) to read an article telling of 25 things a perfect guy would do, she realizes the perfect guy has been in front of her all along! Includes a

Obvious: Easily perceived or understood quite apparent. It’s obvious to the students of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry that Ronald Weasley and Hermione Granger will eventually become a couple. The only question in their minds is when they will

A short parody on Ginny's character I wrote some time ago after reading HBP. Not to be taken too seriously. Contains HHr.

Full title: The One Where The Entire Gryffindor Common Room Lusts After Harry Wearing Quidditch Pants and Hermione is Persuasive. That's rather self-explanatory, I think. Really, it's just best to move on. Equally pointless second chapter now added.

James Potter loses his glasses and seeks help from Head Girl, Lily Evans, to be his guide dog. No doubt, unintentional boob grabbing always occurs with temporary blindness. One shot.

A bunny suit, a mental author who has had too much caffiene and Voldemort. What craziness will befall the wizarding world? OneShot

In a far away kingdom, where dragons and magic are real, a young commoner witch starts on her journey. But she will have to face many dangers before she can meet her fairytale ending.