“Very good, sir. May I ask what flavor your majesty wants his ramen to be?” “Ramen-flavored, you idiot! Chop chop!” Chapter 9 up: Of Running and Ramen Flavored Ramen.

What happens when you cross Naruto and Bleach? Ninja masquerading as Soul Reapers, overpowered zanpakuto, and a crossover crackpairing, oh my!

Naruto and the gang are more retarded then ever. Neji's a mobster, Tenten's a hit man, Lee speaks only in figurative language, and Shino is the coolest guy ever. Lots of random violence and no real plot. PIEFIC! Like a crackfic, but pie instead of drugs.

The young shinobi are being forced to put on a production of a takeoff of High School Musical! Since they have no talent in acting, they will have to make the play entertaining by making it ridiculous and random! NejixTenten

Tobi and Haku's quest takes them to Japan, where they must break into the headquaters of Square Enix and steal the next Final Fantasy game. Will they succeed? Or will Tobi's plan turn Obito into bullet fodder?

Sasuke finally manages to escape from Orochimaru, and he finds the 'ultimate weapon' in a Konaha shop he MUST have. Now, he must find a job so he can pay for it. WARNING: MUCH RANDOM COMEDY

What is Shino's cellphone like? Why do Shikamaru and Kiba always smell like cinnamon? What happens when Neji gets addicted to Happy Bunny? Many strange questions answered! This is just a collection of random Naruto oneshots. Enjoy the randomness!

Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.

Team Gai has kept VERY busy over the timeskip. And I've been VERY busy writing about it. Insanity to no end. Don't read if you value your sanity. Chapter 22- Drabbles Galore! Don't sue me!

Coincidence? I think not. We all ended up a the same hotel for our vacation! Was it a setup? Bad Summary. Just read please. Lots of funny. ShikaTema, NejiTenKan, HinaKiba, InoCho, NaruSaku.

So, Have you EVER wondered what life would be like living with Gaara? Well, Sakura found out the hard way. Little did she know that soon, her life would become utter chaos... [GaaSak later on in the fic]

SasuSaku. A series of short stories involving swift, nonsensical demises for Uchiha Itachi under completely ridiculous and even retarded circumstances. The Holiday Specials conclude! Omake 24 Up!

Naruto becomes even more annoying, Kakashi becomes addicted to Final Fantasy, Kiba needs a new friend, Neji is a perv, Shika and Temari's relationship gets strange, and Lee can't ditch Gaara

Little episodes from the life and times of Team Gai. Part of the Documentary Stories.