"I feel like guys sit around and watch porn all day." "Well Sakura, why don't you come and see what we do over the summer." Her summer filled with males; this could only end well. Sakura-centric

A display stand of deliciously baked one-shots. Guess who's on the menu today as the most wanted treat? ( Sakura-Centric )

I am: a whore, a slut, a masochist, a fag, a freak, an alcoholic, a murderer, a liar, a psycho, and a thief. A story about social rejects coming together to make something so sad it was beautiful.

All dabbles from the ask blog, SassyTrio, will be stored here. These dabbles are completely AU and are of the threesome between Sakura, Deidara, and Sasori. If you do not like either of these, please do not read this. I'm not interested in listening your opinion. OCs and other canon characters will show up in these dabbles as well.

Her light destroyed, Sakura now finds herself on a path she never thought she'd take, that of a missing-nin. Rumors of her status are spreading, and one organization has taken notice. Redemption is offered, will it be taken? Will the light of her life be replaced with a catastrophic boom? DeiSaku

One pink haired kunoichi on an undercover mission. One blue Akatsuki on R&R. One bet. Sakura x Kisame. 18 / R-Rated / Mature Themes (Awesome cover art by Namiya Kou!)

Halfway house: a place for former mental patients, convicts, or recovering addicts that helps them transition between confinement and the return to society. Sakura has her work cut out for her, especially with the new guy from prison and this alcoholic who won't get off her couch. Officers Kisame and Itachi are quite worried for her life. AU

Pein & Sakura. But don't you see? He's not a villain, he's just an antihero.

In which things gets a little more complicated for Sakura when a new man enters her life.

Kisame and Sakura get a little tied up. A brief, pointless look at a moment in their lives. -Living A Lie universe- "Can you please stop being so hot? I'm trying to hate you right now."

Sakura has a mission: stage her defection from Konoha, attract Akatsuki's attention, and infiltrate the elusive organization. She expected it to be hard, maybe even deadly. She never bargained for this, though. SakuraxAkatsuki Mostly crack!fic.

Because even Sakura can be forgetful, and because sometimes big, blue fishmen can be thoughtful. - LAL universe, KisaxSaku, no plot whatsoever.

Four year old Sakura and the Akatsuki. (BEING EDITED)

"Sir, is your refrigerator running?" "It was, but then I broke both it's legs." In which Ino and Sakura discover the joy of prank calling.

A selection of short AkaSaku one-shots written in modern day AU.

Sakura you are being sent undercover to capture Uchiha Itachi, and any other Akatsuki you come into contact with, while on your mission. Ha. Yeah right, just let me get my big net and ass kicking boots...What do you mean when you say 'Disguised as a cat?

A mission sends Itachi and Kisame to a tea shop in Konoha. Usually they would ignore the lustful gazes and terrified stares, but one particular roseate haired waitress will change everything Kisame came to know by treating him like a human being. KisaSaku

There wasn't anything that irked him more than the inconsiderate people who listened to their music too loud on the bus. Did they think the whole world wanted to listen to the grating bass line of their shitty music? (KisaSaku bus AU)

Sakura was regretting pointing out the regular she thought was cute; she should have known Ino wouldn't be able to keep her mouth shut. A little KisaSaku coffee shop au two-shot

"This isn't even my cat," Sakura protested. It wasn't Sakura's fault that animals liked her. She was just returning from a late shift at the hospital when she found the cat sitting in front of her door, mewling to get in. What is Sakura to do when a huge, mysterious man shows up at her door? Modern day KisaSaku AU with a sprinkle of platonic ItaSaku

He always kept his promises, but none of his other deals had ever been so... promising. Life just got a little more interesting.

Beauty is truth, truth beauty, --that is all. Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know." -John Keats A compilation of short stories/drabbles featuring the lovely Sakura Haruno and the organization Akatsuki!

A collection of moments in the daily life of the Akatsuki. Meet Sakura as she clashes with the mentally insane and Hidan cooks pancakes in the nude.

Bye!

"Because any trivial thing will inevitably breed war..." Sakura finds herself in a more than compromising position being caught in the middle of a shinobi war. Retrieving sasuke becomes postponed as Konoha falls to tyranny and Akatsuki and Orochimaru set their sights on a new target. Akasaku / Multisaku. Rating may change.