Here’s a Harry that… has normal male nightmares, wasn’t abused by his Uncle, can’t cook, hates being called ‘pup’, did NOT try to commit suicide, doesn’t stutter when Sirius is mentioned, sure as hell isn’t the Heir to the founders and Merlin, doesn’t ow

One Shot. AU. A marriage contract. They want him to sign away his freedom and his future and his life on a girl who didn't even attend her best friend's funeral. Harry has other ideas.

Ficlet, in the Isis' Bane universe. A new President has been sworn in, and he's in for more than one surprise.

In one moment two boys made similar wishes, one didn't want to be alone, and one needed a protector. Fate has brought the two together granting both wishes and saving both lives from pain and lonlienss. Who is truly the angel? Has chan!

SG-1/HP X-Over If Isis hadn't died in the canopic jar, things could have turned out very differently. Harry goes to the airport at the wrong time. What will the wizarding world do if Harry leaves Earth? These three chapters will spawn two different stories.

An omake file for Make a Wish think of it as a sequel of sorts . . .

A Sequel to Make a Wish: Takes place directly after the events of 'Make a Wish,' Harry Potter is missing and his friends are determined to find him.

Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.

AU. Year 2148: Gobal Population: 1. He made a mistake 150 years ago or so and now the human race no longer exists. For a century or so, he has sought a way to fix it all. Can he, or is the end of the world inevitable?

Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.

Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.

What if? What if Harry had more contact with Sirius after his escape? What if Harry and Hermione made a new friend at the World Cup? What if the Goblet of Fire scene played out differently?

Uzumaki Naruto has learned everything from his mistakes. Anyone who thinks otherwise is dead wrong.

Hermione finds a spell to help Harry.

A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.

It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.

One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FIVE MILLION HITS!

Harry drinks Absinthe and it has a strange reaction with his magic, things get wacky.

Oneshot: Hermione convinces Harry to join her 'Domestic Skills' Club and someone tampers with the food.

Harry lives the same day over and over again.

Sometimes the direct approach doesn't work, therefore you must try . . .

Nothing but a blend of overused plots and an ending that I haven't seen before.

My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.

When Naruto wakes up to a dead body in his bathroom, he begins a quick spiral into madness. Oneshot-prologue. RE-EDITED Rated for attempted suicide.

After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.