Do you remember that drunk dial, Darcy mentioned in "Neither Saint nor Sinner"? Well, that's the story of how it came to pass. Take one desperate Lizzie, a toothbrush and lots of alcohol and what do you get? One hell of a phone conversation. "I'm horny, Darcy, what do you think? The way you knit your brow... I want to lick it." Rated M for language and innuendos. Be warned.

what would have happened if bingley had noticed a few things and mentioned them to darcy. fixed this time.

Georgiana Darcy, deeply disturbed by her brother Fitzwilliam's deterioration since being spurned by Elizabeth Bennet, travels to Longbourn and succeeds in persuading Elizabeth and Jane to accompany her to Pemberley. Soon her desire for Elizabeth's presenc

Georgiana comes with Darcy to Netherfield. Elizabeth thinks Jane would be an ideal wife for Darcy, but Darcy himself has other ideas after seeing her interact with his hurting sister. (17 November 2015: I'm hoping to update soon; just published my first novel, and now have some more time to finish this story!)

This story will eventually end up at Netherfield with the addition of at least 2 more eligible young men. Darcy and Bingley need the competition. I hope you enjoyed my first effort.

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