Chapter 12 is up!Sakura has never done anything crazy and irresponsible untill that night. Now she's pregnant and the father of the child is.Itachi. ItaSaku

How was it Sakura was now engaged to the hottest Uchiha alive, having to get married in a few short weeks, and having to get pregnant, while also managing to live in the Uchiha Compound? Oh yeah, she had to give her Valentine's card to Itachi on accident!

When Madara took over Konoha, Tsunade and her allies fled and became missing nin, then the fates made them allies of Akatsuki under Pein. Said fates have also decided to make that damned Uchiha Itachi much sexier than he should be. Let the madness begin.

Sasuke wants to know where babies come from. He asks his older brother for the answer. How will this all work out? Oneshot. NOT YAOI. Humor. Its just something that popped in my head.

After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!