What do you do when you discover you best friend's boyfriend is only with him for his money? Why, send them off on a cruise of course. Ron doesn't understand Pansy's plan, but for Harry's sake, he hopes she knows what she's doing. Crack-ish fic featuring Ron/Pansy, Harry/Anthony Goldstein, eventual Harry/Draco. Warnings for hints of borderline infidelity...never happens, though.

"Succorbentis?" Malfoy asked quietly, his face immediately hidden by that insufferable mask. "You have Succorbentis?" Silence. "You know it's an incredibly rare disease, right? You know it's incurable, right?" Silence. "...No wonder you're in denial." Ron/Hermione/Gryff Bashing

Instead of meeting with Dumbledore when Voldemort killed him, Harry meets Fate who grants him one wish. Harry only wishes to be where he is the happiest. So, why did he wake up with two husbands—and why is Snape calling Hermione…love? What the heck is going on in this world! AU. Threesome! BZ/HP/DM.

(working title) Narcissa Malfoy doesn't mind her husbands affairs as long as she keeps her money and titles, but then comes Harry Potter.

"If this is love, if this is love, then I would run far, run fast from me." Shizuo x Izaya - M for strong themes and some sex - Repost

Little things that make them hot. Shizaya. M for sexual themes.

What has been lost cannot be replaced, but something still exists to fill the void. SHIZAYA - rated M for serious smut.

What if all it took to change was a tiny pill?

Izaya suffers with chronic migraines, and quickly discovers that Shizuo is the only one who can help.

Shizuo x Izaya. Shizuo accidentally turns into a cat. Without knowing the tabby is his arch-nemesis, Izaya takes him home and keeps him as a pet. As a cat, Shizuo discovers a side of Izaya that nobody knows, his secrets, life, fears, loves and feelings.

Love, the most powerful force on earth. Voldemort, the most powerful Dark Lord ever. Vendo Diligo, the most potent love potion that exists. Harry Potter, the unfortunate victim subjected to all three. Emotions are wicked things. Slash. FIN!

When Heero, son of the Warrior King, conquers the kingdom Sheneva and executes the king, he finds something unexpected. Nekos, magic, and yaoi within. HARDCORE FANTASY.

The most important thing Ryuk learned watching Light Yagami was how to follow the rules to the letter and still break them.

One day, Tony breaks the one commandment the entire house had agreed upon: Don't Touch My Coffee Mug. In his defense, Steve's was just too American too resist. Rated T for language.

Captain America keeps a log book on all the modern references that he has encountered since being M.I.A for 70 years. Come join as he learns today's modern references and terms with the help of his fellow Avengers! Slight crack and OOC-ness. Rated T for language.

*Warning: BL (boy x boy) intended!* *Gareki x Nai (GareNai)* Gareki's feelings are eating him up and he doesn't know what to do when Nai's around him. So will he let his emotions overwhelm him and break Nai or accept what's in his heart and gently make Nai understand? Also, what will Nai's answer be: accept or reject?

Nai liked his new home so much. And he liked Karoku too. Fluff. AU. Possibly OOC and grammar mistaken. Enjoy!

GarekixNai Yaoi Lemon Before dinner Gareki is in "deep thought" concerning his friend Nai. After dinner Gareki finds that apparently Nai has been in "deep thought" about Gareki also. Then things get really smutty basically. A little fluff at the end :3

Edward Elric returns from a trip with a child that calls him daddy. Reporters are determined to solve the mystery of the identity of the child's mother...let's wish them luck. Hopefully no one will be killed. Some crack in parts but funny. Please review!

Iemitsu has a problem. Instead of having a girlfriend, Tsuna has a multitude of male fans that Iemitsu needs to fight off to protect Tsuna's chastity. Luckily, Iemitsu gets the brilliant idea to hire assassins to get rid of Tsuna's (male) fans. Let's wish those assassins luck, they're gonna need it! PLEASE REVIEW!

Tsuna dreams. His dreams are filled with his Guardians, and his Guardians have always been killers. When he wakes up, he will die.

What happens when a simple message passes through Tsuna, through all of Vongola, through all of Varia, plus Dino, and then, at last, to Xanxus. Chaos ensues. Buon Compleanno, Prince Roriette.

Ichikawa laughs until she chokes, and Akira suddenly understands why Shindo spends so much of his time yelling at people to stop hitting him already. Slight HikaruAkira.

5 times Hikaru wasn't what someone expected and one time he was Written for the 2012 May Blind-go exchange, Theme was Memories

Carmen Tibideaux does not like to be disagreed with. Especially when it's about performing. So when she finds our that her secret favorite from her audition tour somehow not got accepted to her school, she's furious … And will change it.