Ratchet meets Dr. House when alien nanytes are discovered in a critically injured Sam Witwicky's blood. The resulting critical mass of snark ends the universe as we know it.

When Alice collapses into an unexplainable coma, the Cullen's may be forced to seek out the best doctor of diagnostic medicine in the world. And how will the irascible, misanthropic Dr House handle the angsty vampire coven? Not very well, I Imagine.

Naruto/Ghost in the Shell Crossover AU. Non-mass. Subbing as a medic on Squad one, Sakura’s first ANBU mission to spy on the Akatsuki goes horribly wrong when she and her Captain are thrust into the future. Pairings ItaSaku/ItaMoto/BatoSaku

Ripped from Hogwarts, Harry ends up in the Elemental Countries. What was the purpose that magic sent him there for? Happiness or duty?

Enjoy your favorite bounty hunter extraordinaire in a rewrite of One for the Money as an Urban Fantasy/Paranormal Romance. Rewrite features Babe. Rating for language currently, will change in later chapters. Please read first A/N in chapter one.

Collection of 365 stories taken from prompts. All ItaNaru, please feel free to prompt me! Anything goes.

No matter how much she stomped on it, caged it away, a tiny part of her was listening to him."You'll do what I say because you know that you can't pass up an opportunity to save him" he murmered. Naruto's made a deal with the devil. SasuFemNaru, ItaIno.

Critically injured during the final battle, Harry Potter chooses a simpler way to live. As a cat, Harry finds love and acceptance but no man can be a cat forever and everyone has to grow up and face the world one day.

Harry left the wizarding world after defeating Voldemort for revenge against his parents real killer. He gets his revenge in unorthodox ways. Six years later, he is visited by a pair of angels, who want him to prevent Sam's fall from grace. SLASH SW/HP

Forged by knowledge left behind for a worthy apprentice and broken by the betrayal of his own people, Naruto swears to achieve his dead sensei's wish and become the most powerful ninja in the world while doing so. A smart,cynical Naruto/Yugao.

Lost in a world not her own, Buffy is given a second chance at happiness. Can she bring herself to take it?

Two young girls make a pact that their children will marry each other. Full synopsis, warnings and disclosure inside.

Harry Potter's animagus form is the Kyuubi no Yōko. And now he's stuck in a little boy named Naruto. So he helps the kid out. And boy is the kid hyperactive. Gen, WIP, AU.

Harry finds himself in 1957 with new powers. With a job at Hogwarts, he makes friends the with adults from his youth like Albus and Minerva, and deals with old enemies. This story has action, adventure, humor and romance!

AU: The continuation of Book I. Not all of Tom Riddle is gone. A mysterious journal and a new Defense teacher pose challenges for Harry and his guardian. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva.

On the night four names are drawn from the Goblet of Fire instead of three, Viktor Krum spies the figure of young Harry Potter and makes a decision that will rock the entire wizarding world. Canon till the Tournament. Viktor/Harry

HIATUS AND PENDING REPOST: AU/OCs: Something happens in the Chamber, something that will change everything Harry has ever known. Warnings for mature and slash content. Canon till the Chamber.

One year later, Sarah takes a chance. A purple hyacinth - 'Please, forgive me.'

Juilliard is a big school, but sometimes it is destiny that two students should meet. Ryan/Kurt

At King's Cross Harry Potter made a choice, but he didn't calculate into his plan that Fate will have something to say about it. Robbed off his former memories he is robbed of his parentage and grows up happily as the only son of Sirius Black but then..

Naruto and Sasuke have each other in a second chance as they attempt to try again. Time travel to the past like never before. Bear witness to good intentions and how they always go wrong. eventual sasunarusasu Mature

Warning: past!Mpreg, slash, angst, me. Three years before Jim entered Starfleet, he and Bones met in New Orleans. Now he has Joanna, his beautiful daughter...and Bones doesn't know about her. Now redone and revamped for your pleasure. Finished, bytheway..

While fighting Aizen, Ichigo makes a sacrifice, becoming a zanpakuto. When he survived the killing curse, Harry's soul was disconnected from his body, becoming a shinigami. Every sword needs a wielder. Every warrior needs a sword. Unfortunately a Dead!Fic. Final chapter contains summary of remaining plot.

When Harry first encounters the dementors on the Hogwarts Express, he can not be fixed with a bar of Professor Lupin's chocolate. Rather than hearing only his dying mother's last words, he also hears the voice of his past, the voice of Aizen Sosuke.

It's the first term at Hartbee's School for Young Men, and the prestigious institution is about to experience the full enigma of the eccentric Pevensie brothers. A nonslash brotherfic rated for intense action and frightening nightmares. COMPLETE