Orgasm reboots Extremis. This has interesting…repercussions. Co-authored with Szzzt (szzzt-captain on tumblr) and crossposted on AO3 616/MCU NSFW. Based on a kinkmeme prompt (not our fault.) ...(totally our fault!)

In the year 1979 the British Magical Government implemented the Arachne Program, the magical version of the Black Widow Program. In 1984, Hadrian Potter starts his first day of training. In 2007, they are discovered by SHIELD. In 2012, the Avengers and SHIELD make their move.

Fem!Harry fic. Helena Potter, a squib. Or is she? When Zelretch takes her under his wing, he opens up a whole new world for Helena, and by default a whole new family who accepts her for who she is. Reverse-Harem!Fic. LEMONS! Potter/Weasley/Dumbledore!Bashing. Underage!Lemons

Altair x Malik, Ezio x Leonardo and permutations. AU, where Ezio does not miraculously recover in Roma.

Harry Potter was destined to do great things under incredible odds. Hadrian Romanoff was destined to do even greater. Taken in by the infamous Black Widow and raised alongside her merry band of fellows, Hadrian will return to the wizarding world and take it by storm.

Madara Uchiha lost the war... But he didn't lose his motive, Thought dead and reduced to a husk of his former self, he's sent careening across time and space to a clearing in surrey, where a chance meeting with Harry potter could change everything!

Gabriel is not impressed with the Winchesters. These guys are supposed to usher in the apocalypse? Really? Then, Gabriel meets Sam. It isn't love at first sight, but it's...something interesting. This fic is basically my headcanon for Sabriel in the show. There may be multiple weeks between updates as I am too busy for my own good. Sorry O.O Enjoy this anyway?

No-one ever said life was kind or gentle and Tony is about to find out the hard way just how difficult it can be. And this time he can't call on the Avenger's for help and can't tell Pepper the truth - he has to do this alone, and that thought is terrifying. FrostIron, warnings inside.

In which Tony tries to fix things, and Percy and Rhodey are Not Amused. Also, they share the frustration of dealing with an insufferable billionaire. *Sequel to Dynamic* *CACW SPOILERS*

A whimsical phone call to the one person who had remained apart from the mess that was the Accords was the best decision Tony ever made since he signed the damn file. SPOILERS FOR CACW

Tony contemplates. Sequel to 'New Beginnings', fourth installment in the Closure series. May contain CA:CW spoilers!

Rhodey liked the kid. He really did.

It has been a grueling year trying to find the missing Harry Potter and the Ministry of Magic is forced to recognize the innocence of Sirius Black. Many have given up on finding the Boy-Who-Lived until Hermione takes a vacation to America with her parents. 2nd in Trilogy

Voldemort is dead. The Wizarding World is at peace. Five years in and Magnolia Potter could say that there was very little at this point that could surprise her. It isn't until she awakes to the massive, swirling hole in the sky that she seriously starts to reconsider her stance. Fem!Harry

After Harry Potter's second year, he asks Aunt Petunia if he can go a reptile summer camp near Central City in the States. She agrees, if only to get rid of him for a few weeks. Coincidentally or not, it's the same camp that Barry Allen is going to. Gen. Pre-series for The Flash.

Harry is the girl who wanders in and out of time. Tom knows nothing about her, and despite the fact she has whisked him away from the orphanage to live with her, he's starting to think he never really will either. Regardless, he is determined to never let her go, not even in the face of time, space, or dark lords. timetravel

She was different. God... She was different. He could see her in the darkness, in the mists of fire. He. Could. See. Her. She was the embodiment of everything he had missed, everything he didn't know he had missed, of untold beauty in wild abandonment. How... How could he see her? Matt/Fem!Harry.

In which the Killing Curse had unforeseen consequences and Harry Potter remembers his previous lives as a result. Series of unrelated one shots. Bobby Singer 2-3, Han Solo 4-7, Revan 9, Luke Castellan 10-11, Grimmjow 12-15, Gaara 16-18, Hibari 19-23, Gray 24-26, Toph Beifong 27-28

Despite everything, Harry loved this new life; she wouldn't trade her baby brother for the entire world. Everything was perfect. ...Or it would have been, if Zack didn't insist on becoming a hero. Being a hero was overrated; Harry knew that intimately from firsthand experience. But would Zack be Zack if he listened? And so, Harry gets involved in the mess that is Shinra.

The Avengers are assembled to help the Queen of England's favorite Duchess to try and break a recurring curse that seems to be getting worse and worse... Of course, wherever Duchess Harri Potter goes, trouble trails behind her like a loyal puppy. Craziness ensues. FEMharry/Loki (Chapters 1-5 updated 8/17/18)

Roy Mustang is Harry Potter but magic is nothing more than another one of his aunt's stories. However the Promised Day his past catches up to him. With the Elrics suddenly in London and his dormant magic finally and violently revealing itself, it's a cross continent journey to get the brothers back. If only wizard transport didn't involve so many explosions...

Accidental magic sends the girl-who-lived into the distant past to meet her ancestor... Alexander the Great! Alexandria is brought back to the present by the magic of the Goblet. And she's going to remind people who her father is. Can the wizarding world survive the return of the Conqueror, or will Alexandria fall just as her father did? Fem Harry

Poor Harry is still stuck working for Death. But he knows one day he'll make it home. Till then he'll save as many as he can. 4th part of New World Series

Loki tries to summon Death to deal with his enemies. It doesn't work out quite like he planned.

After the blast of Excalibur took Saber away in the Fourth Holy Grail War, she is transported to an unfamiliar world. Now, as Arturia Pendragon, the Knight who was once known as the One and True King, will lead again as Inquisitor and bring order to the world. But will she bare the role to lead again? Will her followers help her heal, as they see her their only hope for this world?