Crackfic while writing new (and serious) Narutoverse story. The Harsh Truth Naruto and The Real Monster Naruto appear, randomly, in Konoha. They then proceed to start wrecking havoc in a dimension that isn't theirs. Two/Three shot possible. Not to be taken seriously. Finished. (Harem Ending Route chosen!)

The Fifth Holy Grail War ended in a Pyrrhic victory for Shirou, faced with the loss of all he held precious and dumped into an entirely new world, Shirou has to struggle in the absence of his abandoned ideals and try to rebuild a life for himself. But war looms on the horizon and Fate has not lost its interest in Shirou yet. Shirou/Multi

Sam refused to think it was over after Bumblebee was captured by Sector Seven and they were all carted off like criminals in the middle of the night. He just didn't expect the next bout of interference to come from within Sector Seven itself. In hindsight, though, that brazen, amazing spy hermit was right: Primus HAD only ever given life to ONE planet.

Bilbo Baggins wondered what Gandalf was thinking. Oh well, Bag End would sort him out. His house did NOT approve of vandalism, thank you very much. That rune carved into his door learned it personally. Besides, it served the wizard right for not heeding the rumors about Bilbo and the Old Forest.

Emiya Shirou is one with a connection to blades, what will happen when he meets someone also connected to blades?

What if Big Daddy never died? What kind of a life does Mindy have after Frank is dead and gone, but her daddy still lives? What part of that life belongs to Hit Girl, and what part belongs to Mindy? Where does Dave fit in and what happens to Chris D'Amico with the family business up in the air?

Mindy comes down with a bug, and much to her dismay she's left with a babysitter. None other than her 'sidekick', Dave. Will he survive trying to babysit the most deadly 11 year old in the world? Tune in to see. Rated M for language.

Zero Requiem is in tatters and the world is on fire. Watching as his greatest plan crumbles before his eyes, Lelouch is offered the ultimate chance: to go back and redo his Black Rebellion. If he succeeds, he can enjoy the fruits of his labor with those he loves. If he fails, however, he will cease to exist. The battle for salvation begins.

Collection of one-shot requests as promised to those who reviewed Blizzard. I'm sorry it's taken so long to get started on these, guys, I really am. For those who haven't read Blizzard, beware. Continuity of other story and OCs are contained herein - First up, Rani-Girl's request.

It is the role of a Guardian to protect the children of the world-their hopes, dreams, memories, and wonder-and also to protect one another from whatever enemies might arise. But when the greatest danger to your friends is yourself, that job gets a whole lot harder. *Cover Art Courtesy of TheLeapofFaith on Deviantart.

When Dudley throws a book at his cousin's head, no one could have known the revolution it would spark in the years to come. "I want to start my own Guild! My own family!". No pairing.

Zeus kills Sally Jackson with his master bolt when Percy is six months old, drastically changing Percy's life and the course of his future. AU.

Jim Kirk is the worst hostage ever.

An accident with his Geass at Shinjuku leaves Lelouch reluctant to rely on it, forcing him to use his own talents to build his army. A more pragmatic and flexible Zero sits down at the board against the Emperor. He has lit the torch of freedom for the Japanese, will it become a wildfire? Reviews always welcome. o7

Beautiful? Not really. Divine? He really didn't get along with divinity. Wise and Strong? He supposed those fit, every once in awhile anyway. Louise summons the original Toad Sage to Halkeginia. The bathhouses should beware.

Ancient artifacts of immense power. Murderous synthetics. Ruthless megacorps. Unscrupulous mercenaries. Genocidal stellar god-machines. Incompetent galactic governments. Claptrap dubstep. The horrors of the galaxy are many, but there's one thing a good, mentally-unstable fortune-seeking antihero can rely on: the gun at his, her, or its side. Mass Effect/Borderlands fusion.

[BEING REWRITTEN AS THE ILLUSIVE EMPIRE] On the surface, the war is lost; humanity has been conquered by the Hierarchy. But conquered is not beaten, and the Britannian royal family are very, very good at holding grudges. Between the Shepard siblings and the Illusive Man, only one thing is certain. There will be blood.

The day after a wild party to celebrate the end of the war against Madara, Naruto, the remaining Konoha 12 (and some guests) can't help but wonder what happened last night as they wake up in a different Konoha. Time-Travel. Rated for language, alcohol and just to be sure.

Kayaba Akihiko was no man, but a heretic god. In killing him, Kirito saved the lives of thousands, but that was not all his impossible act began. A divine ritual of adoption, paid for by the sacrifice of a god. The illegitimate offspring of the fool and she who brought hope and woe to the world. That day heralded the birth of a Supreme Devil King; a Campione.

The Gandalfr is the Shield of God, meant to protect their summoner from harm. Through faith and blade, here was a man that protected the weak from all that would do them harm, and his life ended with no regrets. Though Louise did not mean to summon a Guardian Knight, there were few greater she could have asked for.

Isshin decided to give his sulky brat something to do as a hobby ever since he got depressed over losing his powers. And that started another adventure of a life time, as Ichigo once again found himself in a foreign world without any knowledge of what to do. But this is Ichigo we are talking about. As the One Who Protects, he will undoubtedly change the game. Ratings might change.

Third Volume of Halkegenia Online, Takes place following conclusion of 2.0. Preparations for war have begun in earnest, as Tristain and her Allies make ready in body and spirit and Albion threatens in the skies. On the White Isle, the Dragon Knights prepare, a Thief arrives, and a Born Huntress stalks her prey. Interlude Volume. Warning OC heavy. Main plot will return in V4.

A different game was created by Argus, instead of Sword Art Online, Kayaba Akihiko challenged 1,000,000 players to survive the universe of Creation and find the way out. In the process, what legends would be told of their deeds?

When Harry is six and a half, he meets a pair of strangers on the street. One is leaving for his own life, and the other is looking to start over. Harry volunteers to help and discovers a world of adventure such as he never dreamed.

The past is catching up to Ranma and Ryouga, and so are the Sailor Senshi. Now the accidental Dark Lords will have to come out of retirement for one more conflict. And the stakes will be even higher than any of them realize...