This is a series of oneshots involving Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Involves a boatload of sarcasm from Harry. Mr. Black makes an appearance. Books 1-7 - Completed! Crack-fic.

Harry Potter feels like he's at a crossroad ever since the death of his godfather, Sirius Black. He just needs to decide which path to choose. Harry/Luna, some Dumbledore bashing, some Hermione bashing. No slash.

Harry Potter died defeating Voldemort. When his will and testament is read truths will be revealed, enemies secretly friends, and the mysterious woman Harry married. Contains major Dumbledore Bashing, Weasley Bashing (minus Bill, Charlie, Arthur, and the twins), Greedy Ron and Hermione, Good Malfoys

How would Harry's life be different if a single thing was changed? Little Harry Potter finds a new home and learns that things are not always as they appear. Dumbledore-bashing Weasley-bashing. Good/neutral Malfoys. Eventual Harry/Daphne.

Samantha Zabini, black widow and professional assassin, sees Harry on the doorstep of his abusive relatives and decides to do something about it. She takes him to her home where she raises him in the art of death and sabatoge. Much later, a sixteen year old Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire. Dumbledore will regret that move. Assassin Harry, war fic

The summer after his 5th year a depressed Harry Potter stumbles across a wounded owl and nurtures it back to health. When its owner, none other than the slytherin Ice Queen Daphne Greengrass, shows up to claim it dangerous secrets are revealed and Harry must use his new powers and allies to defeat Lord Voldemort once and for all, but it's not so easy when everyone is against you...

This is another of those "How it Might've Gone" type of stories. The plunnie that dropped it off in my head came by after I read the first chapter of Bobmin356's story "The Queen Who Fell to Earth", but in this one Harry does die because of the dragon. This story is about what happened later that day.

When Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire Dumbledore gives him a choice. Either participate in the tournament or lose his magic and leave Hogwarts. The Headmaster would never have guessed that Harry would lash out angrily and choose the latter. Minor Ron and Dumbledore bashing at the start. Wizarding War on a quicker timescale than in canon. H/Hr. My first FanFic. Complete.

What if Hermione had accidently Disapparated along with Ron during the hunt while trying to stop him? How would Harry have managed to defeat Voldemort alone? Watch as Harry takes a bold step forward with determination and new allies. This is canon compliant until the scene where Harry and Ron fight in Book 7. Two shot – COMPLETE

Before the first task in the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Moody told Harry to 'play to your strengths' and Harry took those words to heart. Of course the Wizard World was less than pleased with the new Harry.

After the Tri-Wizard tournament. Harry is alone, abandoned by his friend during the 4th year and his Godfather and Remus afterwards. Then one morning 2 weeks later he receives a letter. A letter written by his mother and his life changes. (Dumbles, Molly, Ginny and Hermione bashing)

After Sirius' death, Harry learns of things hidden from him and makes some realizations about both factions of the war. Along the way, Harry uses the unknown power to break free and start a new life. H/Hr

Set at the beginning of the Triwizard tournament, when Harry is so angry, he has decided that the consequence of losing his magic matters less than losing his life. However, he has a thing or two to say about the Wizarding World first. Oh, and it's a Harry/Hermione shipping

When Remus thought about teaching the Patronus charm, he did not expect to find such strange creatures running inside his classroom. What in Merlin's name was a Pikachu? This is a Crack-ish fic. One-shot. All rules by JRK and Pottermore regarding Patronuses have been ignored for the sake of this Headcanon. I hope I have done the headcanon justice.

Vernon gets the smarts when accidental magic in response to a bellow breaks the compulsion to be mean to Harry. He is well sore with the magical world which is making a child soldier by grooming Harry, so he decides to turn the weapon back on them by teaching Harry all he needs to survive.

When his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, Harry wants to know who put his name in. The professors aren't cooperating, so he takes matters into his own hands.

When Hermione Granger discovers she's really the daughter of The Dark Lord and that The Order of the Phoenix were behind her kidnapping as a baby and her parent's murders, she sets out to gain revenge against everyone who had wronged her. Dark Hermione!

When Harry is selected as the fourth champion, he decides to leave. Warning: some strong language. No slash.

Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...