4. Puberty:Kakashi-senpai rubbed his face tiredly muttering an "I haven't killed nearly enough people to deserve this" before speaking to him. "No, kohai, you are not going to die. What you, uh, reported is normal for males to experience around your age." - "How can it be normal?" Tenzo made a face at the thought of bedwetting being normal.

Ten years after the infamous 'My Immortal' made its way onto the internet, it still makes no sense. But, as we all know, there are multiple sides to every story. Join Hermione and many of your favorite characters as they attempt to support their friend Ebony who is going through her gothic phase.

COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.

So his mother told him he couldn't have a cat. That's fine, he wouldn't get a cat. But she didn't say that he couldn't plant a whole ton of catnip in the garden and wait…

These magical folk do seem to have a problem with sensible thinking, and 'wizard logic' just isn't an excuse! Not anymore, anyway. Join me, on my cynical and nit-picking quest to make a general nuisance of myself, in... Those Times When You Just Thought 'Huh' (Or: The Harry Potter Cast Have OOC Moments Of Logic) - A kind of sequel to TMHPOLH

The next generation are ready to start their first year of Ninja School. Naruto and Sasuke are actually good fathers, who are there for their children. Said children all seem to have ridiculous names. (Or: What If Naruto Gaiden Followed The Epilogue Of Harry Potter Exactly.) [[Parody fic. Canon-compliant pairings (NaruHina, SasuSaku, etc)]]

In which Sasuke nearly starts a forest fire while making a sandwich, Naruto only adds fuel to the fire (literally and figuratively), Sakura is causing more damage while punching the boys out, and poor Kakashi doesn't know why he's even surprised anymore. [warning: not entirely serious.]

Through a series of events that can easily be traced back to a certain Naruto Uzumaki, Kakashi finds himself in a place similar to the past, a time when Minato is alive. Like any [in]sane shinobi, Kakashi decides to create chaos. The first step in doing that? Becoming a missing-nin. Duh. What else were you thinking? (Time/Dimensional Travel. Crackish.)

In which Obito can't handle it, Kakashi is in denial and the entire Hogwarts population is quite disturbed. It's all Madara's fault, anyway. [crack]

Kakashi doesn't understand his genin team. (He hopes he never will.) Featuring: strip poker, deceptive puddles, several books, two conspiracies, and no ducks.

In which Voldemort finds shinobi to be a little disconcerting.

What if there was more to Kakashi's excuses than met the eye? What if Kakashi had his own stalker in the form of a sadistic black cat that loved nothing more than to cause him trouble? What if there was more to this 'cat's' behaviour than any of them knew? Slash. AU.

Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.

Naruto wakes up one morning to the Sage wanting him to redo his life. Something about it being too convenient.