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Founder: Dzarsos - Stories: 463 - Followers: 0 - id: 122662
A collection of my favourite fanfics, ranging from humour and parody to romance and adventure. All works are complete, all pairings are well-developed (NB: little to no slash), and all stories are engaging and/or well-written. Ongoing updates for as long as I find new, interesting reads!

Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,545 - Reviews: 6194 - Favs: 11,467 - Follows: 7,926 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Divination is a Wooly Subject by KafkaExMachina reviews
A different outcome to Harry's discussion with Albus at the end of OotP. Not Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 165 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Goal-Oriented by Emerald Ashes reviews
After defeating his evil older brother, Sasuke decides to return to Konoha and rebuild his clan...Why is everyone being so difficult about this? In which Sasuke completely missed the plot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 1,167 - Follows: 423 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Death's Doorbell by Paladeus reviews
"Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that." - H/Hr/L/ Sorta Tonks - Comedy, Slight Crack, Two omakes/shorts - Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,699 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 259 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., N. Tonks - Complete
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 3,058 - Follows: 1,429 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A Good Teacher by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. The other children in class stared at the teacher. Then they stared at Harry, then back to the teacher, then at Harry, in a never-ending loop. Harry found he couldn't blame them. Everything from the bespectacled emerald eyes to the messy black hair—the resemblance between them was uncanny!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,732 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 3,081 - Follows: 1,433 - Published: 6/2/2015 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D. - Complete
A Little Child Shall Lead Them by White Squirrel reviews
After the war, Hermione is haunted by the friends she lost, so she comes up with an audacious plan to fix it, starting way back with Harry's parents. Now, all she has to do is get herself taken seriously in 1981, and then find a way to get her old life back when she's done.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,818 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 1,806 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 1/16/2015 - Published: 12/5/2014 - Hermione G. - Complete
My Gilded Life by Skysaber reviews
Gilderoy Lockhart. The one person in the books who was there at a pivotal moment and could have made a difference but was utterly unable to. Until a dimension traveler took over his position.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 117,892 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Gilderoy L. - Complete
Different Strokes for Different Folks by Publicola reviews
Harry Potter shows up in the middle of the Council of Elrond, and shows them why all magic is equal, but some magics are more equal than others. Brace yourself: it's a Harry Potter/Lord of the Rings crossover kinda-sorta crack!fic one-shot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,645 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 246 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Trek by kb0 reviews
During the final battle, Harry gets thrown into a new universe, landing on the bridge of the USS Enterprise-D. This should take place in about "season 4" of ST:TNG, but I'm not going to be strict about the timeline, using things and events as needed.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,125 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 2,169 - Follows: 1,514 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 7/20/2014 - OC, Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter: Rogue by kb0 reviews
After Sirius's death, Harry gets fed up with all the meddling in his life and decides to live his way. He also learns some important lessons along the way, like friends are important. HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 154,934 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 2,096 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Fate's Mistake by kb0 reviews
Summary: What if there was a small mistake in 1981, causing things to not be what they really seemed at #4 Privet Drive? Would Harry be different when he showed up at Hogwarts? What if a few things were done differently when Harry went to school? H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 80,923 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 1,610 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Dark Marauder by BajaB reviews
The Maruaders were not nice people, but what if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 2,614 - Follows: 586 - Published: 10/10/2008 - James P. - Complete
Fade to Black by Perspicacity reviews
Penelope Clearwater, Special Agent for the Department of Mysteries, accepts a job that turns out to be rather more than she'd expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,374 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/5/2016 - Harry P., Penelope C. - Complete
Harry Potter: Air Elemental by kb0 reviews
After his adventure in the Department of Mysteries, Harry finds a new power over air which gives him confidence. He's "live and let live" until you come after him, then watch out. This starts just after the revelation of the prophecy at the end of book5.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 212,661 - Reviews: 1235 - Favs: 3,545 - Follows: 2,774 - Updated: 10/28/2016 - Published: 6/12/2016 - [Harry P., Susan B.] - Complete
Public Safety by Yunaine reviews
Harry fails to draw his wand quicker than Dudley manages to punch him. Harry is kicked out of the house and travels to the magical world where he's confronted with the steady destruction of his reputation. The public should have realised Harry never stands idle when faced with injustice. - Set after fourth year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,746 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 3,432 - Follows: 1,039 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unexpected Power by kb0 reviews
In his sixth year, Harry meets an unexpected visitor at school and not only does she like him, but she can help him beat Voldemort. (for those that care about 'ships, Harry/sorta-OC)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 55,341 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Harry P., OC - Complete
A Smarter Hunt by kb0 reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been a little smarter in book 7? Here’s my version of book 7. H/G, R/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 37,535 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Goblet's Revenge by duskglow reviews
Harry snaps at the beginning of the first task, and stops caring about anything, including whether he lives or dies. The Goblet decides to take matters into its own "hands". Toss in a mildly depressed dragon, and things get very interesting very fast. Didn't start out as a crack-fic, kinda turned into one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,628 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 1,354 - Follows: 961 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 7/16/2016 - [Harry P., Luna L.] [Hermione G., Neville L.] - Complete
How Xenophilius Lovegood Saved Britain by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Gabrielle writes a letter to Harry. Changes occur. Xeno saves the country. Massively AU, contains numerous memos. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,988 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 1,255 - Follows: 300 - Published: 9/12/2011 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Gaming the Wizarding World by CubsKing reviews
Just after being selected by the Goblet of Fire, Harry Potter discovers a book that will change his life. Fusion with The Gamer manhwa.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,356 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,793 - Follows: 1,067 - Updated: 3/12/2016 - Published: 2/15/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Itachi and the Prisoner of Azkaban by Mistress DragonFlame reviews
Just before that fateful time where Itachi slaughters his clan, he receives a mission to guard one Harry Potter for a single year. How much can change for Itachi, Harry, and the History of both worlds, in just one year? /Crossover with HP/
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,343 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 2,167 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Harry P., Itachi U. - Complete
(Only) I Have Rights! by SpoonandJohn reviews
Quirrel: TROLL! Troll in the fic! Thought you ought to know. *thud* A badfic by John as "revenge" on Spoon. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,572 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/20/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rise of Emrys by Advent of Shadows reviews
Finally free from the Phantom Zone after being trapped for years, Harry Potter finds that the world has changed greatly. After years of being put in life or death situations, can he adapt to a peaceful life now that Voldemort and his followers have long since been dealt with and he is finally free from his prison, or will he find a new purpose and be more? Book 1 of the Emrys Saga.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Smallville - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,636 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 940 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - [Harry P., Zatanna Z.] - Complete
Charlie does the Foxtrot – A new take by Steve2 reviews
Fudge believed that everything was going according to his grand plan when Harry Potter was found guilty of underage magic…. Oh Boy! Was he wrong! Now expanded! Crack-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 126,464 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 1,199 - Follows: 1,145 - Updated: 4/28/2017 - Published: 9/29/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., Luna L. - Complete
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