The Dzarsos Collection
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Founder: Dzarsos - Stories: 463 - Followers: 0 - id: 122662
A collection of my favourite fanfics, ranging from humour and parody to romance and adventure. All works are complete, all pairings are well-developed (NB: little to no slash), and all stories are engaging and/or well-written. Ongoing updates for as long as I find new, interesting reads! |
You Did What! by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Third and final story from the 'Where in the World is Harry Potter' trilogy] No one is safe when Harry happens. Not the living relatives, not the dead ones. No one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 139,965 - Reviews: 1542 - Favs: 2,349 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Harry P., Harry P. - Complete
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 1231 - Favs: 3,521 - Follows: 1,239 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter And The Summer Of Change by lorddwar reviews
COMPLETE Edit in process. PostOOTP, Very Little of HBP. Harry returns to Privet Drive and Tonks helps him become the man and hero he must be to survive. HONKS. Action, Violence, Language and Sexual Situations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 332,503 - Reviews: 2746 - Favs: 9,564 - Follows: 4,115 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 11004 - Favs: 19,543 - Follows: 6,444 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Luna's Hobby by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. A 'What if' exercise to make you wonder just what if it hadn't been raining on that fateful day? Or what if it's true?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 147 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Ground Hog Day by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry lives the same day over and over again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 2,439 - Follows: 705 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wanderer by The Shadows reviews
Harry is starting his sixth year at Hogwarts. When a time wolf appears in his room to help strengthen his mind, he learns of the approach of the Wanderer. With his friends by his side and relationships changing can he face what comes his way?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 305,605 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 2/28/2007 - Published: 8/1/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marauder's Blessing by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Follows HPB. A humorous 7th Year story as Harry takes creative, welldeserved revenge on Umbridge, Cornelius Fudge, Wormtail, Bellatrix, Snape, Malfoy, and Voldemort. Reviews appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,484 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 1,950 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2310 - Favs: 5,572 - Follows: 1,788 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Everything About You by njhill22 reviews
This is the story of a very unlikely pairing in a love, hate…more hate relationship. This is a cynical look back on how it all began and the maddening realization of why it hasn’t ended. A Harry, Pansy pairing. Yes, I have undertaken the implausible.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,185 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry drinks Absinthe and it has a strange reaction with his magic, things get wacky.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 1,612 - Follows: 511 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Growing and Standing by Crazy Mishka reviews
AU. Harry meets a deaf Hermione in 4th year and comes to realize that part of Growing up is Standing up. Luna, Neville & Hermione become his friends, and he grows more into the thoughtful man he will be as long as she's by his side.[social mess, stigmas]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,995 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Interview with the Slytherin Childe by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU. A press conference after Hogwarts Castle is captured by an unknown attacker turns surreal for Rita Skeeter. She gets more of an exclusive story than she ever imagined. Dark!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,652 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 1,345 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 5,293 - Follows: 1,409 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sword of Sethrael by MadScribbler reviews
On the night of 1 November 1981, Albus Dumbledore placed a baby on the doorstep of his muggle aunt and uncle's house where he would grow up not knowing of his unique heritage. However, Fate had other plans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 72,914 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 2,291 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter's Life Lessons by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,772 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 4,854 - Follows: 1,190 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Legitimate Businessmen by Clell65619 reviews
One shot A magical world tour to find the power that the Dark Lord Knows Not? Or just a way to get that annoying Weasley kid out of the picture so Harry and Hermione can 'Get to Know' each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 275 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Mastermind Hunting by Louis IX reviews
This is a story of the life of Harry Potter. From his disappearance with his friendly relatives to Dumbledore chasing after him around the world, while Voldemort and muggle secret services loom in the background. Technology, Prophecies... one word: power.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 40 - Words: 616,225 - Reviews: 2592 - Favs: 3,685 - Follows: 1,744 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 1153 - Favs: 4,424 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Come Together by Granger reviews
It's four years after the Trio has graduated from Hogwarts, and they're about to live together again for the first time. But will old friends remain old friends... or will they become something more?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,605 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 10/26/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
I Don't Want To by bob-the-blue reviews
An alternate scene in Goblet of Fire sees Harry attempting to get out of the tournament. PIMPHARRY. That's right, I said PIMPHARRY.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 198 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1450 - Favs: 8,262 - Follows: 1,229 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Across the Universe by mira mirth reviews
Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 4,665 - Follows: 859 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6272 - Favs: 15,969 - Follows: 5,466 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 3,227 - Follows: 1,077 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete