The Dzarsos Collection
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Founder: Dzarsos - Stories: 463 - Followers: 0 - id: 122662
A collection of my favourite fanfics, ranging from humour and parody to romance and adventure. All works are complete, all pairings are well-developed (NB: little to no slash), and all stories are engaging and/or well-written. Ongoing updates for as long as I find new, interesting reads! |
Harry Potter and The Acts of Betrayal by Clell65619 reviews
The Semiclassic 'everyone has been lying to Harry about everything' plot. Very AU. Bashing of pretty much everyone. Mind Control Sex. Language. Dumbledore decides the Old Families won't tolerate the Chosen One being with a mudblood. Sucks to be Ron Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,977 - Reviews: 2004 - Favs: 5,289 - Follows: 2,133 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Personal Matter by Orodruin reviews
Two missions with drastic consequences. Worlds connect, destinies unravel, and nothing will ever be the same. HPxNTO crossover like you've never seen! Set pre series Harry Potter and Kakashi Gaiden Naruto.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 174,808 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 2,103 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Harry P., Kakashi H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Curse of the Ovis by KafkaExMachina reviews
Crack!fic. Starts at the end of TriWizard Cup. Voldemort is defeated by a large flock of darkmagic eating carnivorous sheep. Harry is driven slightly bonkers. Unabashed unqualified HHr pairing. Rated M for dirty words and dirtier deeds. -DEAD-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,899 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Night They Remembered by Silens Cursor reviews
The war has begun, but Harry's worst danger now is inside of him. To free him from this poison, Moody and Tonks devise a plan - to get Harry to fall in love with Tonks and break the curse. But can she follow through when her own feelings interfere? HP/NT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,270 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 135 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Harry Potter and the River of El by MadScribbler reviews
This is a short one-shot sequel to Harry Potter and the Sword of Sethrael. A longer sequel is in the works and will be published shortly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 77 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Thank You Ms Bones by old-crow reviews
Post OoTP Harry's life takes an unexpected turn when Fawkes provides Harry with a means of mobility. Ch 32 concludes the final six-chapter arc. Forget Book 7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 154,157 - Reviews: 2517 - Favs: 4,295 - Follows: 1,996 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Susan B., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 8,052 - Follows: 2,033 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Behind Blue Eyes by Paffy reviews
It's the summer after the Department of Mysteries and Harry Potter's about to do something drastic, something nobody expects, and he may not be alone. Following the lives of Harry and the Order as they battle against each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 438,964 - Reviews: 1935 - Favs: 2,823 - Follows: 1,424 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 10/15/2004 - Harry P., OC, N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
A Conversation with Batman by Ponytail Goddess reviews
Oneshot. Harry gets rescued from the Dursley's by his favorite superhero!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 49 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Dark Lord Potter Part 1 by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter has never known love or even kindness until he is rescued from his relatives by a pair of witches. How will the most talented wizard of his generation respond to those who have mistreated him? AU! Young!Tonks. Early chapters are being edited.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 273,098 - Reviews: 2666 - Favs: 4,445 - Follows: 2,964 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 6,843 - Follows: 1,431 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Never Ending Summer by Kassien reviews
COMPLETE! - PostOOTP, noHBP or DH. Harry finally grows up over a long difficult summer with a lot of help. Slow moving & Mature Themes. HPNT honks, maybe some HGRW but don't hold your breath. HarryTonks!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 208,352 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 3,037 - Follows: 1,684 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4736 - Favs: 12,248 - Follows: 5,643 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Silence Game by Silens Cursor reviews
Su Li plays a subtle game of power - but Harry never plays to lose. Harry/Su Li, the first of its kind, and NOT appropriate for younger audiences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,712 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 211 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Harry P., Su L. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1264 - Favs: 8,321 - Follows: 2,001 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Four Founders by Darth Marrs reviews
In which Harry discovers there is more to being the Heir of the Four Founders than than just having really cool tattoos. Powerful Harry, Multi-Ship. Post OOTP. No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 122,625 - Reviews: 2144 - Favs: 6,643 - Follows: 2,959 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 14466 - Favs: 22,013 - Follows: 8,848 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Runic Animagi by Kassien reviews
COMPLETE! AU! Post OoTP, Sixth Year Story. Harry decides to have a little fun after hearing the Prophecy as a death sentence and his life takes on a life of its own! Harry/Daphne, HP/DG!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 161,554 - Reviews: 1336 - Favs: 6,397 - Follows: 2,734 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry Potter and Afterlife Inc by dunuelos reviews
My own response to Reptilia28's challenge. Harry died in the battle with Voldemort. What happens when he meets the Grim Reaper? Especially when the Reaper isn't happy with him. Rating changed to more appropriate one. HHr. Other pairings as they come.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 110,380 - Reviews: 1731 - Favs: 6,450 - Follows: 2,096 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter: Dark Memories by Blueowl reviews
Voldemort didn't just give Harry some of his powers that night. He gave him all of his memories. With them, his allies and friends, Harry shall change the Wizarding World like no one ever before. LightHarry. GoodDumbledore. Chaotic magic. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 301,128 - Reviews: 4893 - Favs: 9,218 - Follows: 4,394 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
A Champion's New Hope by Rocag reviews
Beginning during the Goblet of Fire, Harry looks to different friends for support after both Ron and Hermione refuse to believe that he did not put his name in the Goblet. Including one unexpected friend: Daphne Greengrass.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 274,401 - Reviews: 4465 - Favs: 11,645 - Follows: 5,899 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
A Parody of Marriage Contracts by Diresquirrel reviews
Professor Sinistra has to explain a situation to the Deputy Headmistress. 'Tis a silly fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 105 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Minerva M. - Complete
Turn Me Loose: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,063 - Reviews: 1948 - Favs: 4,284 - Follows: 2,301 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Prophecy Smophecy by DriftWood1965 reviews
Starts at the end of the Battle of Hogwarts. As Harry stands over the dead body of Voldemort he realizes something. Bad Dumbledore. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,845 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 2,582 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,953 - Reviews: 4237 - Favs: 10,626 - Follows: 4,240 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete