Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.

Ginny's not like Harry. She doesn't get to talk to the dead. PostDH oneshot.

All of the tragedy and misfortune in the life of one Harry James Potter finally culminates one night at Hogwarts, and he sets off for the Room of Requirement in order to deal with his emotions. One-shot.

Once upon a time, there was a boy named Neville.

"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.

Behold an assortment of ideas, concepts and other potential tales of Ranma and cohorts. We aren't certain if these storylines deserve expansion, so they are placed here for your perusal.

The dictionary defined fiction as thus: something feigned, invented, or imagined; a made-up story. The act of feigning, inventing, or imagining. Yes, Harry thought, this defined him nicely. Harry Potter & Fate/Stay Night Crossover.

What if Sirius remembered his roots after James and Lily's deaths? What he went about his revenge in a more...Slytherin manner?

[Complete] The war with Akatsuki and Orochimaru took a toll on everyone, but none were so impacted by the horrendous and traumatic actions committed in those years of terrible struggle as Uzumaki Naruto. Naru/Tayu, rated for violence, sexual content, and language

[Complete] The world is a dangerous, deadly place, and mankind vies for its very existence on a planet prowled by terrifying monsters and powerful creatures. Ash of Pallet Town, a talented trainer who knows this all too well sets out to change everything. Along the way he meets colorful characters, makes potent allies and wicked enemies, and crashes into a plot spanning all Kanto.

An unexpected protection from his mother changed the course of his life. Watch as Harry grows up with the Hogwarts Professors, charming his way through the magical world, creating his own path of destiny with his beloved ones at his side.

Leaving Naruto on this Own during the training trip to do his so-called reasearch Jiraiya Comes back to find Him gone with no trace. Watch as Naruto becomes the weilder of a new Summoning contract and his rise to Become the Storm God.

After stealing the Forbidden Scroll of Sealing, Naruto finds another scroll in it that reveals truths and lies that the Sandaime hoped to keep buried. How will he handle the discovery, and what changes will be brought about because of it?

Naruto steals the forbidden scroll and learns his famous jutsu, but what's he supposed to do to kill time after? He tries to learn another jutsu and ends up in New York City. Discontinued.

While out shopping one day, Ranma comes across a two CD set that he simply has to buy. Too bad the pesky Demon he summoned isn't going to be satisfied until she gets what she wants.

After seventeen years, Naruto's parents return to Konoha, with his twin sister. HIs reaction to his parents being alive after so long? Complete Apathy. In Naruto's defense, he really had a lot going on that day. Naruto/Shion/OC/OC.OneShot. Humor Fic.

Filius Flitwick has had his fill of giving the same "Wingardium Leviosa" speech every year. When he left The Dueling Circuit, he did so to teach, not to instruct. He finds someone to pass his knowledge of magic to in Harry Potter. 6th Year AU.

Sequel to HP and the Blazin Goblet. HP continues at Hogwarts in his hazy and stoned state. His popularity skyrocketing as the magical world hangs on his every word. Old allies lost, new ones gained. A stalker attempts to break Fleur away. HP cunning.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Redone. Follow JKR plot, but Harry is calm, cool, & not cooperative. Harry finally living the role as popular. Parties, drinks, drugs, all the fun stuff in life. Complete. R&R.

What would it be like, in a two man squad without Sasuke?

Jiraiya accepted his responsiblites as a Godfather to Naruto and chooses to raise him after the Kyuubi attack. Only problem is childern are easily influenced and having a pervert as a parent can only result in one thing Perverted Strong Naruto NaruHina AU

Third Impact had the power to change the world. Sometimes, nice guys can come out on top if they are willing to use a bit of that power to get what you really want. Spamfic. Shiji-Rei

For some, it's about adventure. For others, it's about fighting the monsters.

Changes in the stream of time ripple far and wide, affecting the fate of many, including a certain Pretender. An Emerald Flame story set during Emerald Spark chapters 17 and 18.

Xander may have memories of the future, but there are still more things in heaven and Earth than are dreamt of in even his philosophy. Part three of Emerald Flame.