Honestly this is probably even more ridiculous than what you're imagining.

The sequel to Spying no Jutsu. For the first time in history, all five major villages will participate in one chuunin exam. The best and brightest genin are sent... including Uzumaki Naruto. But Akatsuki will not stand idly by at this historic event.

Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.

Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.

Harsh childhoods usually produce jaded souls, but Naruto seems more naive than most. Yet, looks can be decieving. See the world through the eyes of a child with the world set against him.

[The dead do not walk, but the broken do not die, so where does that leave him?] When a blue eyed man with whisker-like scars and no memory shows up four years after the Yondaime's death, Sarutobi doesn't know what to think. [Time travel, no pairings.]

It's his duty as a civilian and a future Hokage to protect his village no matter how they treat him. Even if it means releasing Kyuubi and almost certain death. [SasuNaru mild shounen ai or close friendship]

A father never feels he is the hero his daughter adores, the man his son worships, the immortal presence his child thinks him to be. And yet, his love for them is endless. Various Naruto father/child pairs and all in between.Characters will change as I go

“And he’s your Uncle Moony.” Harry looked at Moony. He didn’t look much like an uncle, and he’d never seen a godfather, so he wasn’t sure if Padfoot was a good example of one or not. I'm back! More in depth summary to follow as story progresses.

One year after Jiraiya's death, Naruto is no longer the ninja he once was. Faced with the chance to change everything that went wrong, can Naruto rise above the strength of his enemies, the suspicions of his friends, and most of all his own weaknesses?

HPDM slash, HPGW, oneshot. The story of how Malfoy poisoned Harry against his friends and fiancee, or the story of how Draco rescued Potter from the clutches of people who didn't deserve him, depending on your POV. Threeshot. COMPLETE.

HPSS slash, oneshot. When his son James is wounded, Harry goes to Snape for help. Snape, of course, has a price. Harry pays it, and Snape finds himself paying his own price, in wonder, doubt, and something very much like love.

AU. HPDM slash. Harry discovers that he can banish Voldemort, and it will only involve swearing to be a virgin for the rest of his life! After he swears the vow and it works, along comes Malfoy to reveal a tiny little complication. Threeshot. COMPLETE.

HPDM slash, oneshot. Brain damaged by a Dark curse, Harry now speaks Latin instead of English. The Healers want him to go back to 'normal.' Enter Draco Malfoy, who is determined that Harry should be what he wants to be. COMPLETE.

HPDM slash, past HPGW and DMAG. Draco lost a love he thought would last forever when Harry committed a terrible crime and left the wizarding world. Now Harry has come back, and Draco is determined to find out why. COMPLETE.

HPDM slash. When Harry stumbles into a magical ritual meant to enslave Draco, he manages to create a bond that leaves Draco with some free will. And the ability to irritate Harry in the name of "guarding" him. COMPLETE.

HPDM slash, creaturefic. Given phoenix wings by a misfired curse, Harry wants to get rid of them as soon as possible. But Draco Malfoy has a strange investment in his keeping them. COMPLETE.

HPDM slash. The Head Auror thinks Voldemort's magic is coming from the cellars of Malfoy Manor. Harry agrees to investigate. He's not happy about being made to investigate via formally Courting Draco, but he has little choice. COMPLETE.

HPDM slash. Harry decides to do something about the mistreatment of Slytherins in Hogwarts after the war. He could have chosen easier tasks. Such as climbing Mount Everest. COMPLETE.

AU after the last chapter of DH. Harry gets pulled into another universe to deal with the problem of Voldemort there. But that is not the worst thing that could happen. Mostly gen, with Snape mentoring Harry. COMPLETE.

Loneliness was not for him, Harry knew that. Then he met Kakashi and he found a solution to his problem. HarryKakashi. SLASH.

HPDM. A visit to the new Divination professor leaves Harry horrified when she predicts a happy future for him and Draco. He contacts Draco to warn him that the professor might spread rumors. It only takes one pebble to start the avalanche. COMPLETE.

HPDM slash. Nothing in Harry's life has gone the way he expected, and that includes being the mediwizard assigned to treat Lucius Malfoy. But he's Harry; he can deal with this. And he can deal with Draco Malfoy's nonsensical flirting, too.

HPDM slash, side story to my novel-length story 'Bloody But Unbowed.' Draco thinks Potter has some nerve working as his father's mediwizard and being attractive at the same time.

HPDM slash. Veela don't have destined mates, and thank Merlin for that. Draco wants to date Harry simply because he likes him. But Harry has excellent reason not to date him, and the discovery sends Draco on a journey he didn't envision. COMPLETE.