Only Xander would have THIS problem.

What if Xander had felt differently about someone else besides Cordelia? Instead of a brunette, it could have just as easily been a blonde. Ah, young love. Thank God I’m over it.

During the battle in Wave, an accident leads to Naruto no longer being able to use jutsu. Having lost his greatest advantage, he must train to become a capable ninja using the only options left. Taijutsu, kenjutsu, and fuinjutsu - the sealing arts.

Oneshot. What if instead of the Shun Shun Rikka, Orihime developed shinigami powers? And what if her zanpakutou just happened to be someone who had defied and mastered death?

Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.

Naruto gets adopted at an early age. How far can he get with somebody actually supporting him? And how will he influence the Elemental nations? Rating for language.

Xander in DC played for laughs. You've never seen crack like this before!

Xander takes a little time off to let his wounds heal after the Olaf incident. His mother's estranged brother's place should be quiet enough to give him the time to heal, after all how exciting could working in deep space telemetry be?

After a hostile takeover of Konoha, Naruto escapes to Ferelden, but he doesn't escape the coming Blight and is soon made a Grey Warden at Ostagar. Join Naruto & DA characters as they fight to stop the Blight. Pairing undecided till later.

Gleekathon, day one hundred and ninety-seven: Mike doesn't like what Brittany has to do as one of Sue's minions, and he decides they have to talk about it.

Everyone left Rachel standing in the music room. Even though Mike had no personal investment in the music video debacle, he did have his own reasons for leaving. NOT Finn/Mike

Naruto gains a gift from Kami at birth that unlocks before he joins the academy. Naruto had potential to be one of the greatest. The 1st Rinnegan user started the ninja world, the latest became a god. However Naruto became something else, something more.

The sequel to "Eye Envy." Hinata has run out of time. The elders want a successor, hopefully one who did NOT declare her love to the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki, in place. However, they did not take certain changes into account.

When Harry is left on Petunia's doorstep, she panics and writes a letter to her estranged older sister who eloped some years ago with a foreigner, Rosemary Evans. Four years later, it arrives on her doorstep, only her name is Kaede Haruno now.

One-shot. As far as Kingsley Shaklebolt's concerned, Harry Potter is the only fool brazen enough to so blatantly toe the line that violates the Statute of Secrecy.

Set after The Denarian Lord: Eight years after Harry killed Voldemort, the last Denarian Lord is surprised to find Amanda Carpenter begging for his help. They had come and taken her daughter away. As Harry fights to get her back, Albus has his own plan...

Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!

A collection of scenes, plot bunnies, muse abandoned stories, and random thoughts that I decided I wanted to share.

Tortured by the Dark Lord, escaped only to be enslaved by a vampire, and terrified out of his wits - What is Draco's perspective on the two weeks he spends in Rahkesh's home? Spin-off to Changes in a Time of War by Miranda Flairgold

Piccolo thought the afterlife was Hell, but through the machinations of fate, and a wily Guardian/Deity, the Super Namek is about to learn the meaning behind the words 'What Fools These Mortals be'. No Pairings yet, Early Fairy Girl Wendy!

Xander is tagged for a temp job. One shot crack fic, cause I was bored.

Oneshot. Being hit with the Avada Kedavra when holding the Deathly Hallows led to some odd revelations. The consequences? Soul Society's empty throne just got filled.

After being cruelly abandoned by the Dursley's, Harry meets Bill and joins him on a Cursebreaking Adventure. Bill mentors Harry fic no slash. First FF Starts off a bit dark but lightens up quickly. R&R

Sometimes, to find happiness, all one needs is a bit of closure.

When Yamato and Kakashi show Naruto how to find out his Elemental Affinity, they end up with far more than they bargained for! Now Naruto is armed with the abilities of the First Hokage, how will he deal with his enemies? Mokuton!Naruto AU