You never know when something is going to come along and give you a good kick in the pants. Many don't even notice that they've had said kick, as they are that cotton-headed. However, this story is not about being cotton-headed; it's about waking up in the body of one such person, and having to deal with the aftermath of changing things or letting them stay the same.

Starting after the trip to the Land of the Waves,Sasuke has developed a sense of overprotectivness a shinobi feels towards their partner and Naruto has to deal with new surprises daily. The secret behind the Uchiha clan massacre is revealed and Orochimaru is scared of one man. ANBU and foxes flock towards Naruto as much as danger does.A whole new take on the life of Team 7 and co

Kagome is tired of being alone, but hasn't yet been able to find someone to ease her frustrations. Will she find someone willing to become her dirty little secret? Or is she doomed to remain unfulfilled forever?

Harry Potter is screwed. He had no idea that he would find a handsome man in his bed when he wakes up; already late for his first day at St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies as a trainee. He had no idea that his mom's ex would have an axe to grind and that the handsome man in his bed that morning was his boss, Tom Riddle, Head of Spell Damage. Like I said, Harry is screwed.

What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.

Harry thinks it's all over; Voldemort is dead and everything is going to be fine. Fate promptly responds by backhanding him across the face, spitting on him, and then calling his mother fat. Harry decides that it's time to retaliate. (Where Harry missed a Horcrux and gets a visitor.)

Harry Potter is not Skull de Mort - actually, it's Skull that takes over Harry. Everything goes smoothly, right up until the mafia finds out and introduces themselves to the wizarding world with... grace and politeness.

Harriet wasn't sure how a night out ends up with her crashing into some kind of lab that comes straight out of a bad horror movie. Saving the kids that were still alive, that she understood. But keeping three, yeah, no. (Prompt#23 from bleeding-roses-16)

Jiraiya and Minato, on returning to Konoha, discover that their beloved hidden village now has a Jashinist problem. Predictably, it's all Lee's fault. side fic to "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds"

After four years of playing Dumbledore's game Harry has finally had enough. This year is going to be different. The game will be played by his rules now.

Approved one-shots based on Silver Queen's Dreaming of Sunshine fic. Composed of different POVs, AUs and snapshots of Nara Shikako's life. Synopsis: Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert.

Approved one-shots based on Murkybluematter's Pureblood Pretense & Serpentine Subterfuge fics. Different POVs, cracky, funny, and just plain weird snapshots of Rigel Black's double life. Synopsis: Harriett Potter dreams of going to Hogwarts, but in an AU where the school only accepts purebloods, the only way to reach her goal is to switch places with her pureblood male cousin...

Au A training instructor returns to the leaf village, sees Naruto's run. and notices the sloppiness of the ANBU, now the question, what happens when a drill sergeant decides to fix the mistakes. Clean the mess, and drop the hammer on the enemies of the Leaf. "I survived the Chief, what can you do?"

[FaNoWriMo 2017] Not one. Not two or three, but several. Most. And then eventually all. At different times, different clans take an interest in a pink-haired, green-eyed little girl who, by actions and intelligence, should be labeled a genius. COMPLETE.

Uchiha Sasuke had no idea what he was getting into when he ended up shacking up with Uzumaki Naruko. But, despite everything, he wouldn't have it any other way.

When Collonello goes to take care of a trespasser on Mafia Land Island, he doesn't expect to find his Sky. He doesn't expect to bond to a dying sky, either. None of the Arcobaleno see this coming, not even those with the gift of seeing the future. Collonello, his friends, allies, and fellow new guardians learn to work with the Femme!/Harry Sky.

Some people get invited to the Varia...others sneak in. Rosethorn is a witch who desperately wants to forget who she was when she left England. Where better to make a fresh start than in a group of elite assassins like the Varia? Hexe is going to have her work cut out for her when her secret is discovered...and an unexpected chance for romance blooms.

In which a girl meets a skylark during her scarce time outside of her magical, gilded cage and things aren't quite the same ever again. Fem!Harry/Hibari.

Clara Inari has entered the world of Yosen High, home of the famous basketball team and other athletic clubs. On her first day her baked goods have caught the eye of the giant Atsushi Murasakibara and is now being harassed into making more! Will Clara survive her encounter from a bottomless pit snack eater?

SI/Reincarnation as Lee's Twin. Not a serious series of fiction ideas. Lee Zi. Really. My name translates to plum purple . What am I, the Ninja version of Moon Moon? -It developed a plot. Still crazy-

"Don't lie to him" Shikamaru felt the need to say, "He's observant". Ino felt her nose rumple in disbelief. "Is he?" she frowned, wondering if the Nara was joking. "Since when?" "Since always." He paused. "Especially with things that catch his interest."

Harry has died, 3 times by the age of 11. His death adviser has been fired and replaced. Harry is returning in time, reborn and with a new name. He is Henri Samedi, the charge and adopted son of Baron Samedi, leader of the Voodoo Ghede of Death. What does Voldemort fear more than Dumbledore? Manipulative but good Dumbledore. Rated for Language...

OC Self Insert The story of Inoue Shiori, the civilian reincarnation that made her life in the Naruto World without directly interfering with the timeline and the ripples that she caused. Because I read so much SI's and needed to write one too. This is the REVISED VERSION. (no change in plot, just added dialog, scenes and fixed grammar)

What if Naruto hadn't been left alone as a child? What could a woman with only the vaguest knowledge of Naruto, who didn't try to hold onto her memories so now they were more like dejavu, do to change things? Existing was a huge start.Wait until Uncle Ibiki and Inoichi stepped in.. Semi S/I OC with a twist, Pairing undecided. Heavy messing with the timelines Utterly non Canon

Pre-Hogwarts. Harry has been tasked with a quest by his Aunt Petunia to discover himself and who he is as well as find the school which he will be attending. (If this fic had a song, it would Mordred's Lullaby, by Heather Dale. No Beta, but fixing chapters as I go along while posting. Chp. 1-8 fixed)