MOLEST: 1. to disturb or annoy by malevolent interference.2. to accost or attack with the intention of assaulting sexually...or 3. to suffer all of the above by a young ANBU called Naruto Uzumaki. YAOI KAKANARU

He has his mother's red hair, his father's face, and most importantly, he has two of the best friends a Jinchuriki could ask for. His name is Naruto Uzumaki... and his tale is a bit different than the one you remember. AU, Alt!Naruto, CadetBranch!Hinata

Deception, disorder, distraction and devotion. Don't forget the jam, darlings.

Before Uchiha Itachi became ANBU captain; before he became known as his clan's murderer; before he was even the Uchiha Prodigy- he had a best friend. Now Naruto's 18th birthday comes to pass, and his greatest wish is about to be granted, his family returns.

The Shinigami, a Divine Being. A being of Law. A being that realized it made a mistake! Now to fix that mistake, he makes a choice that will shake the very foundations of the world. The question is: is it for the better?

Idea from dracohalo117, taken with his permission. When Orochimaru left Akatsuki, he took samples from each of his fellow members. He then kidnaps the one he will make his new vessel… Naruto Uzumaki. Good Akatsuki, Living Kushina, Strong Naruto

We all know that Naruto is famous for his use of the Kage Bunshin, the jutsu he learned from the Forbidden Scroll. But what if things had been different? What if Naruto had chosen a different jutsu to learn, a darker one? What would happen then?

First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.

After the first four Hokages are mysteriously returned to life, Konoha has to deal with the fact that they now have five Hokages, amongst other things. AU in which a perpetually drunk Madara lives long enough to do his own dirty work in the lead-up to the 4th Shinobi World War and Hashirama and Tobirama's personalities got swapped.

A secret romance, a bothersome Headmaster, and angry Parents. What are two teens madly in love going to do when push comes to shove and everyone in the world is trying to keep them apart? Expect Bashing, Explicit content, and a wild ride.

Nii Yugito, deadly assassin of Kumogakure and Jinchuriki of the Nibi. Yugito sometimes has times where she acts like a cat. What happens when an 8 year old Naruto finds her acting like a cat and makes her his pet? Or, tries to...

What are dependents left to do when betrayed by those they trusted most, but to find a way to become masters in their own right. AU, OOC, set after DoM fiasco in OotP, slash: HP/SS, het: DM/GW, TN/HG, NL/LL, some bashing.

By events beforehand Harry Potter and Severus Snape find themselves lost in the forbidden forest-alone. They find that they need each others help to get out alive and not only get out of being lost on the outside, but also their feelings on the inside.

Book 2: Naruto, Harry, and Team 7 set out on an adventure: A mission to protect the bridge-builder Tazuna from a dangerous man known only as Zabuza, the Demon of the Hidden Mist. From here on out; battles will be fought, comrades will fall, loyalties are tested, and secrets will be unraveled

Doorsteps are very dangerous places to leave orphaned babies... Anyone might pick them up. In this case, a world-reknown forensic anthropologist with a soft heart and a hard head. No pairings yet. Discontinued - accepting offers for adoption.

AU: Human bones are discovered in Hogsmeade, dragging Brennan & Booth into a world they didn't know existed. I believe in magic!

Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!

Turning to look at him, she gave him an odd look. "You do understand Privilege, Right?". Harry's world is turned upside down as a blond haired Slytherin barges into his life to show him all he could, and should, be taking advantage of. M for Caution.

Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...

ADOPTED FROM: Sacra Nemo Itachi/Kagome Sequel of Wavering Winds. Orochimaru is about to have the Sharingan. He also desires more than all the jutsus on the world. Can Itachi keep his body and Kagome away from the Snake Sannin?

ItachiKagome /Oneshot/ /Complete/ When the tides shift against her and she leaves, who will she confide in?

Uchiha Itachi has a little secret. Well... a not so little secret. And a lot of unexpected individuals backing him. Want to know more? COMPLETE : AR, Itachi Kagome

One-Shots that didn't quite make it into Something Blue. All compatible with said storyline, though not interconnected in any form or fashion. Sporadic updates at best.

COMPLETE. Their entire friendship was started because of a tiny bottle of Nail Polish. Then, that friendship slowly became something so much more. A story of One-Shots surrounding a former Clan heir and a young priestess that changed everything. Ita/Kag

The final battle is over, and because of a wish, Kagome is reborn in the Uchiha clan, as the twin sister of Sasuke and the younger sister of Itachi, can she save them from themselves, or will darkness prevail? And will she fall in love with...? T for now