A Harry Potter cursed with immortality must not only survive the ravaging of Earth by monsters far more powerful than any humanity has encountered, but he must rise to save it, and in the process exact one wizard's revenge against the Galactic Empire.

A Discovery on a Toxic world brings a new crew man abored the Normandy. What changes will he bring to the larger galaxy.

Subject Zero wasn't the only criminal caged in Purgatory. Hundreds of thousands once called that cold abyss home. But there are some things that should never be unleashed, forces best left untapped. Now, a new terror has been released into the galaxy. But is he a friend or foe? Either way, it'll be one hell of a ride on the way down. Narutoxharem. Mass Effect 2.

A fun-loving asari mercenary finds herself a little in over her head when she ends up abducted by terrifying aliens from beyond the galactic frontier. These asari-like creatures call themselves 'humans.' They seem to be secretly nosing about on the borders of known space, acting through proxies, conducting covert operations, and they've got a deal for an enterprising asari...

Twenty years after the First Contact War, an asari accepts a drink from a handsome human stranger. Just a simple drink. What could possibly go wrong? More than you know. That drink will lead to unseen consequences for both their races, and perhaps just bring death to the stars themselves. Because a harvest is coming, and the end is near... NarutoxTevosxharem. Crackish, humour.

What if, Shepard didn't truly die at the beginning of Mass Effect 2? What if the Collectors didn't -quite- succeed in killing her? What if, she took Alchera's cold to heart? Let's find out... Read & Review, Please!

In another life, James and Lily survive Halloween 1981, and these Potters are willing to do anything to keep their son safe. Anything. 14 years later, their solution is whisked away to Middle Earth. DISCLAIMER! I own my OCs — the Hobbit and Harry Potter belong to J. R. R. Tolkien and J. K. Rowling respectively. Also on Ao3 and Wattpad.

Harry Potter has succeeded in all his goals. Having fulfilled a Prophecy, and ended the war, all he wants now is to rest: The peace and freedom that death offers. Magic has other ideas, however, for her blessed child. Elfling!Harry Family!Dwarves WARNING: May have triggers- Please read 1st Ch. A.N.

Slash. Thorin/Harry. Dwarf!Harry. Drabble/One-shot series. After returning the Crown Jewel to the Dwarf King, Harry receives a silver hair clip so that the Ancient King who held the glowing jewel most precious could express his thanks upon his death. Years later, Harry awakens stark bollock naked in a field with a beard down to his arsehole and no clue where he is.

Written for mass kink meme. AU. Liara did a much better job at covering up that she had become the Shadow Broker and now everyone Shepard betrayed and killed Liara. Including Aethyta, who isn't going to let the murder of her daughter go unpunished.

Harry had noticed a lot of things that didn't add up around him. He did something about it. When Ron left the tent during the hunt for the horcruxes, he finally manages to get the true Hermione back. With a better plan they start the hunt anew.

An accident while cooking leads to unexpected results. Meet Helen Crowley, the adopted daughter to the King of the Crossroads...and the world's first Mage Rider. This isn't your typical witch. There is a catch to her powers. She has to collect the soul of the man who made her an orphan to begin with, or she'll take his place. Can this snarky girl beat the deadline? FEM HP

Sequel to Tricksters and Gods. Loki (currently hiding under his human name Harry Potter) has escaped his part of the universe and has found refuge in a new one. So he tries the world where his favorite book series happens to be set in. The only catch returning home is almost guaranteed to get him killed. Now he has to survive a world where real magic is almost impossible to find.

With nothing left for him in the galaxy but empty space and idle time, Alex Mercer finds himself recruited in Commander Shepard's fight against the Collectors. DISCONTINUED.

She woke up on Ilos as a series of 1s and 0s. An Artificial Intelligence. Mass Effect is the last place a brand new AI wants to be and this one used to be a person. Who knows this should all be a game. Now on Book Two: Rebirth.

Fili has heard the whispers, between his uncle and his men. There's going to be a quest, a quest to reclaim Erebor and he wants in. The warrior witch he meets in his dreams doesn't seem to think it's a good idea for him to go though. At least, not alone. Eventual Fili x FemHarry DISCONTINUED

Smaug lost his son to orcs years before taking Erebor. In another world Harry Potter is experiencing some strange new symptoms while taking part in the Tri-Wizard Tournament. But how could these two things possibly be connected?

Right as she was about to die, Kushina gets a new lease on life! A mysterious ritual pulls her nearly five years into the future, where she discovers her original name and parents. Can Kushina complete Shinigami's mission for her, or will her son remain an orphan because of a war that has been going on for decades on the other side of the world? Kushina/Minato FEMHARRY!

Kushina is back with a vengeance! Now that her mission for Shinigami-sama is over, Konoha is about to be turned on it's head! Will she unleash the wrath of the Fox on the citizens who mistreated her son? And what will happen when her students start dating their fellow nin? Sequel to Troubles in Time. Minato/Kushina with multiple pairings you never see coming. Fem Harry!

This is a series of crack fics that goes along to Troubles In Time and Trials of the Fox. From Pranks, Punishments, and all out insanity, it's sure to tickle your funny bone! Each crack fic will be labeled as a chapter, so I hope you enjoy them!

Led by a determined general and brilliant scientist, the last survivors of a doomed world travel across an ocean of stars to reach a new Galaxy in hopes of a fresh beginning, untainted by their society's past. But a distress call from a world named Mindoir, and the rescue of a newly orphaned young girl, will have many unforeseen consequences. Original story idea by Nomad-117.

The frozen wastes of Alchera hold a secret that would change the face of the galaxy. The Collectors failed to kill Shepard and her impact on Alchera's surface woke the secret up. Follow Aurora 'Phoenix' Shepard as she embarks on the quest to stop the Cycle of the Harvest, aided by some unexpected people, bringing with them their own twists and turns in Shepard's life.

What happens if you Banish a Liset right before going through a Solar Rail? Why, it'll send them across space and into somewhere it definitely shouldn't be, as a young Mirage wearing Tenno discovers. Stuck in dock next to the one and only Normandy SR-1, Tessa's stuck in a First Contact situation only a Shepard could defuse. (ME1, FemShep, shit's gonna get crazy...)

Sequel to Mass Effect: Life is a Game, read that first it can be found on 117Jorn's page. M! Shepard X F! Shepard X Harem. The Game is under new management, watch as John and Jane band together to stop the collectors! Crack-with-plot!

Harry and Hermione are betrayed by Ron during the horcrux hunt and this story is the result.