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I have yet to review all of these, but I'm working on it! Will contain crossovers, AU stories and more. I can guarantee that these stories have proper grammar, and if not, a good plot. I recommend these stories. Currently contains GO, FFVII, DN, and much more. |
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 2,153 - Follows: 253 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
The Witching Hour by firefly reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,337 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Rendezvous Point by firefly reviews
You shouldn't be over self confident with your first impressions of people. Common advice for most, but for Temari, that truth only comes through with a series of firsthand experiences. HidanTemari friendship. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,943 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 134 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Watch by firefly reviews
A collection of frames and events, the ones that shaped his definitions of the human eye, and the ones that changed them. Itachi coming to terms with the end of it all. Introspective.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1466 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 1/1/2008
Carry On Dancing by firefly reviews
If Hidan ever found himself capable, he was totally going to sacrifice the Leader to his God for making him dance. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 79 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 1,436 - Follows: 167 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Learning To Love by The Lady Morana reviews
After being raped by Hidan Deidara discoves that Itachi really doesn't care. Hurt by this, even though it was something he already knew, Deidara feels abandoned, but the Akastuki come in pairs and maybe Tobi's not as dumb as Deidara thinks. TobiDei ItaDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,123 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
The White Dove by Kabooza reviews
[OrochimaruXHinata] [Crack Pairing] [One shot] During the war, he watches her fight and decides to talk to her... Read and Review...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Hinata H., Orochimaru - Complete
Handle With Care by Dark Hope Assassin reviews
Akatsuki was home to heartless assassins and blood traitors. In a society so ugly, there was no room for love or affection. That only meant that they'd have to make some. Because some things just needed to be handled with care to thrive. [PeinKonan]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,995 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Ubiquitous by kc-archive reviews
Zabuza & Sakura. Ten years later, and she doesn't even remember his name. He was her past. He was her nothing. And now he is her responsibility.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,632 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Zabuza M., Sakura H. - Complete
And From Here There Is Eternity by Lunar Chasmodai reviews
In her dying moments, Konan contemplates her life and the life of her pink haired captor [And they were not so different]. There is no great tragedy in her death, except that she could die this way...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Konan, Sakura H. - Complete
Sundried Palaver by firefly reviews
It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 79 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Zetsu - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 4,419 - Follows: 687 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Drizzle by Marin M reviews
Kisame x Sakura. Because you'll need something other than Sasu x Saku to read, eventually.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Sakura H., Kisame H. - Complete
Influence by kc-archive reviews
Desmond & Lucy, ACI. Because he is not Altair the 12th Century Assassin, he is Desmond the 21st Century Bartender. And it's funny how things work out that way.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Desmond M., Lucy S. - Complete
Ivory Tower by VesperChan reviews
He has a secret that nobody else knew about… that secret is me.” Sakura is stolen away from her squad and locked away with the most unlikely person as her captor. Will she run away from this fate or embrace it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,286 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 67 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Sakura H., Obito U. - Complete
Sand and Tea by Watercolor Ink reviews
Gaara and Hinata switch bodies what will become of the two? And most of all, those around them? slight ShikaTema, GaaHina, rated for language. [SEE LATEST CHAPTER FOR DETAILS]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,750 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Gaara, Hinata H.
Mission Impossible? by fascinatrix femina reviews
[SasuSaku] Team 7 had to protect their charge at all cost. But what if their charge couldn't get his dirty hands off their pinkhaired teammate? Patience, patience, Naruto... Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,607 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Fortune of Mrs Sakura by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Sakura goes to a fortuneteller, who offers to let her spend one day married to each of her potential matches. Of course, she doesn't realize that Lee and Sasuke are just the tip of the iceburg. .:Every Sakura Pairing:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,953 - Reviews: 1800 - Favs: 1,794 - Follows: 1,718 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
Memories by Versk reviews
Sasori is dead, and now Deidara needs a new partner and a new pair of arms. Deidara and Tobi, Sasori's replacement, must learn to live with one another as they travel to re-attach Deidara's lost limbs. TobiDei / DeiTobi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,251 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Deidara, Obito U.
As If Happy Endings Exist by OrigamiGirl reviews
Sasori/Sakura - Shall we play a game together
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,706 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasori
To Change Hyuuga by gracemis reviews
Such an unlikely plan for Hinata to come up with, but she was determined to change the Hyuuga. Epilogue completed. Prequel completed
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 82,979 - Reviews: 1029 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Skin & Bones by kc-archive reviews
Tobi, Sakura, Madara. A handful of rumors. A sheet of acid rain. The silent collapse of a century and a half. And so the monster came.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,115 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 93 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Obito U., Sakura H. - Complete