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I have yet to review all of these, but I'm working on it! Will contain crossovers, AU stories and more. I can guarantee that these stories have proper grammar, and if not, a good plot. I recommend these stories. Currently contains GO, FFVII, DN, and much more. |
Partners by The Soul Cake Duck reviews
When their partnership began neither Hoshigaki Kisame nor Uchiha Itachi were entirely honest with each other. Itachi grows up in Akatsuki. Kisame deals with his inner sharky nature. Kisa x FemItachi. Slight AU. Crack. Akatsuki spoilers. Bad summary.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Tensei by Grievous daydreamer reviews
While hunting for a bounty in Otogakure, Hidan and Kakuzu attract some unwanted attention. Orochimaru's time of transfer is approaching, and Hidan's abilities have made him a prime candidate...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,384 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Hidan, Orochimaru - Complete
Of Sand and Sermons by Diamond Mask reviews
Hidan realises that perhaps a practical demonstration of his religious beliefs isn't the best way to convert someone. Hidan x Temari. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,427 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1638 - Favs: 4,202 - Follows: 543 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Phallic Confusion by Diamond Mask reviews
In which Sai makes a new friend and Suigetsu learns that he must have a small penis. Suigetsu x Sai non-yaoi. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Suigetsu H., Sai - Complete
Reason for Absence by firefly reviews
She was already hopelessly late for her court appointment; the last thing she needed was to run down a member of one of the city's most dangerous crime syndicates. Ino. Hidan. Crack AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 113 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Ino Y., Hidan - Complete
Dawn of Hogwarts by AkatsukiShadow reviews
Sasori, Deidara, Hidan, and Kakuzu went on a mission for Pein in Kumo. During the mission, Sasori was forced to use a new teleportation technique; something went wrong and the group found themselves in the Forbidden forest. T for Hidan's language&violence
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,483 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008
Found by kc-archive reviews
Deidara & Sakura. He was peculiar and a little too observant for her tastes, but he was also alone, just like her, at the fault of this supercilious war. So she would dance with him, just until they could both forget how much they had lost.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,034 - Reviews: 1633 - Favs: 2,086 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Masks and Shadows by Kilerkki reviews
On the surface, it's a routine bodyguard mission at an entirely unusual School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. But underneath the underneath, demons are lurking...[HPNaruto crossover, cowritten with link no miko]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,160 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
Bantam Eden by firefly reviews
Out of all the little shops and stalls lining the streets of Konoha, Hidan finds it is the Yamanaka flower shop that makes his extended visit worthwhile, particularly when the store owner's daughter is tending his requests. Hidan. Ino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,993 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Hidan, Ino Y. - Complete
Pulling the Strings by Akatsuki210 reviews
In their quest to save Gaara from the Akatsuki, Sakura and Chiyo fought and defeated the deadly puppetmaster, Akasuna no Sasori. But who was Sasori? Why did he turn himself into a puppet? Why did he abandon the Sand village to join Akatsuki? COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,557 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/14/2006 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Sasori - Complete
The Scorpion and the Sand by NMT reviews
When Suna's past comes back to stir up some old and new dust, things can get very, very complicated...SasoGaa. M for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 104,084 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Gaara, Sasori
The Rest Is Silence by amidoh reviews
A long time ago, Starscream was altered drastically and irreversably. The cause was erased from his memory. After the amnesia is broken by a single trigger, Starscream searches the past to uncover the terrible, deceit ridden truth about his purpose.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,418 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
Polishing Relations by Shimegami reviews
[G1] On a mission to trail and survey Autobot movements, Starscream discovers at least one reason to tolerate humans...and he gets an air freshener out of it. [Oneshot]
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Complete
28 Starscreams by Balrog Roike reviews
He is treacherous and screechy - so much we know, but even under his polished and guarded shell there's more than meets the eye.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 76,793 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Starscream - Complete
Promenade by Ocianne reviews
MK. "There are more things in Heaven and Earth..." and Kaito's on a trip through all of them. Can he deal with a broody black-cloaked stranger, a stubborn detective, and his world repeatedly turning upside down and still keep what's left of his sanity?
Crossover - Detective Conan/Case Closed & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 162,816 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Kaito K., Saguru H., Riku - Complete
Stupid Cupid, Stop Picking on Starscream by Fire Redhead reviews
TFA. Starscream is struck by one of Cupid's arrows...literally...now he's under a love spell, much to Sari's chagrin. Stupid, insane fluff story not to be taken seriously.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Starscream, Sari S. - Complete
Transformers G1 and a Half by plenoptic reviews
A loving parody of as many episodes of G1 as I can fit into this brain of mine. The fun continues...eventually.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Complete
A Cat is a Mech's Best Friend by eeyop1428 reviews
G1: Cats may be finicky and selfish creatures at times, but even they are capable of saving lives, which is proven by one certain robotic feline when least expected.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,545 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Complete
Truly Friends by eeyop1428 reviews
G1: During a fierce battle with the Autobots, a life-threatening fall causes Starscream to lose all memory of the Decepticons, Autobots and the war between the two factions. Having lost all memory of his evil self he forms an unlikely friendship.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 56,579 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Bumblebee, Skywarp, Starscream
Decepticon Ghosts by Dragoness Eclectic reviews
G1,TFTM An offbeat tale of the death, afterlife, and life of Thundercracker and Skywarp. With flish. And Starscream gets his two cents in.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,218 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Thundercracker, Skywarp - Complete
Youngling by Karategal reviews
PreMovie Verse : 2007 Just how did Optimus Prime and the other Autobots cope with raising Bumblebee, the last of the younglings? Protocol only goes so far when a youngling is involved...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 75,059 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Optimus Prime, Bumblebee - Complete
Down By the Bay by Zaerith Vrinn reviews
TFA: When Blitzwing's personality is stuck on Random, that can only mean one thing...those poor Decepticons... This story is completed
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 61,609 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Blitzwing - Complete
Vicious circle by Megara-Liancourt reviews
G1. Was the death of Starscream his end or his true beginning? My version of what happened after Galvatron shot him to death in the first movie. Chapter 19: Squaring the circle, part 3. Last chapter: Will it be a tragedy or a happy ever after? Complete
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 107,331 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Megatron, Starscream, Astrotrain - Complete
Through the Looking Glass by itsu-sual reviews
Set in the "Shattered Glass" continuity, Starscream reflects on his other dimensional self. Megatron x Starscream fluff, oneshot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Complete